[yelling over club music] Do you think we’re ever truly forgiven

I don’t care if you’re black, white, brown, yellow, purple - at the end of the day there’s only ONE race and that’s the human race.

BE HUMAN. Practice humanity.

financial advice in a weird time:

-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw

simple

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

Charlie’s Caturday debut

If I had a band or a label, I would do a punk cover of "No More Kings" from Schoolhouse Rock. And then I would gather a bunch of people to write a whole album of next-generation Schoolhouse Rock songs, with songs about Social Security and Medicaid and NOAA. I am not kidding in the least.

what kind of stock trades do you think your senator has lined up for tomorrow morning? is that what they're working on tonight instead of figuring out how to get those teenagers out of the servers at the treasury?

I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

Bluesky, take two.

"SpaceX" is short for "Space eXplosion"

now i lay me down to skeet
pray the lord my soul to yeet

1923: The world's richest man is an antisemite. The hot new music on the street is experimental jazz flute.

2023: The world's richest man is an antisemite. The hot new music on the street is experimental jazz flute.

Detoxing from twitter. Brain feeling so fresh and so clean.

Life really is one cycle of grief after another.

Any day now I’m gonna ask a patient what happened and they are gonna tell me that they got older and stopped making sense and we are both gonna shed a melancholy, honest, rock n roll tear together.

should i skeet or should i go

Every Tweeter arriving at Bluesky

Good day to start something new.