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I know I can seem really negative and make it sound like the sky is falling on my head but I'm fine really, I just like to scream into the void. This is very useful for me. If you find that annoying, I understand, and it's fine to unfollow me (just don't tell me if you do).
Look at my robin salt and pepper shakers and weep as you are overcome with cuteness
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Look at my robin salt and pepper shakers and weep as you are overcome with cuteness
Wow, what a crossover. Evil meeting evil. Truly a dream team of shit.
#HarryPotter #AI #TERFS #AISlop
#HarryPotter #AI #TERFS #AISlop
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Wow, what a crossover. Evil meeting evil. Truly a dream team of shit.
#HarryPotter #AI #TERFS #AISlop
#HarryPotter #AI #TERFS #AISlop
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I just see things that are happening now and I think I must have a kind of burnout because my instinct is just to sort of shrug 'yeah, that figures, whatever'
Trump gave Clinton a blowjob? yeah, figures, whatever
Dogshit Mario film? yeah, figures, whatever
Butter costs £5? yeah, figures, whatever
Trump gave Clinton a blowjob? yeah, figures, whatever
Dogshit Mario film? yeah, figures, whatever
Butter costs £5? yeah, figures, whatever
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I just see things that are happening now and I think I must have a kind of burnout because my instinct is just to sort of shrug 'yeah, that figures, whatever'
Trump gave Clinton a blowjob? yeah, figures, whatever
Dogshit Mario film? yeah, figures, whatever
Butter costs £5? yeah, figures, whatever
Trump gave Clinton a blowjob? yeah, figures, whatever
Dogshit Mario film? yeah, figures, whatever
Butter costs £5? yeah, figures, whatever
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
He's being paid to destroy the NHS and fuck over trans people. A fucking disgrace.
Health Secretary Wes Streeting says that the British Medical Association, which represents Britain's doctors, is a threat to the NHS. Streeting took a record £225k from private healthcare-related donors in just two years.
British Medical Association ‘threat to future of NHS’, says Streeting ahead of doctors’ strike
Health secretary accuses doctors’ union of ‘cartel-like behaviour’ and tells it to ‘get real’ over pay demands
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
He's being paid to destroy the NHS and fuck over trans people. A fucking disgrace.
Vinted have completely fucked up their sizes. Nothing is in the right size option anymore, making it completely useless.
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Vinted have completely fucked up their sizes. Nothing is in the right size option anymore, making it completely useless.
I have now strangled one (1) horse.
Also died a lot, in many interesting and humorous ways, but shush.
Also died a lot, in many interesting and humorous ways, but shush.
Oh, time to #PitchYaGame, is it?
Well:
• be on a The Farm
• wish to strangle a horse
• not know what an The Farm is
• same applies to horses tbh
• die several times
• argue with the game
• ...make a friend?
• die of spiderbumdeath
i will strangle a horse, by me:
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Well:
• be on a The Farm
• wish to strangle a horse
• not know what an The Farm is
• same applies to horses tbh
• die several times
• argue with the game
• ...make a friend?
• die of spiderbumdeath
i will strangle a horse, by me:
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I have now strangled one (1) horse.
Also died a lot, in many interesting and humorous ways, but shush.
Also died a lot, in many interesting and humorous ways, but shush.
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Oh, time to #PitchYaGame, is it?
Well:
• be on a The Farm
• wish to strangle a horse
• not know what an The Farm is
• same applies to horses tbh
• die several times
• argue with the game
• ...make a friend?
• die of spiderbumdeath
i will strangle a horse, by me:
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Well:
• be on a The Farm
• wish to strangle a horse
• not know what an The Farm is
• same applies to horses tbh
• die several times
• argue with the game
• ...make a friend?
• die of spiderbumdeath
i will strangle a horse, by me:
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Oh, time to #PitchYaGame, is it?
Well:
• be on a The Farm
• wish to strangle a horse
• not know what an The Farm is
• same applies to horses tbh
• die several times
• argue with the game
• ...make a friend?
• die of spiderbumdeath
i will strangle a horse, by me:
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Well:
• be on a The Farm
• wish to strangle a horse
• not know what an The Farm is
• same applies to horses tbh
• die several times
• argue with the game
• ...make a friend?
• die of spiderbumdeath
i will strangle a horse, by me:
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
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I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
lol, fuck off and go paint a roundabout, you ugly-souled flagshaggers
November 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
lol, fuck off and go paint a roundabout, you ugly-souled flagshaggers
People on Star Trek name their files really badly.
"Computer, initiate program Paris Alpha 1"
You know they end up with Paris (1) (This one) (FINAL) (2) (HAND IN)
"Computer, initiate program Paris Alpha 1"
You know they end up with Paris (1) (This one) (FINAL) (2) (HAND IN)
November 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
People on Star Trek name their files really badly.
"Computer, initiate program Paris Alpha 1"
You know they end up with Paris (1) (This one) (FINAL) (2) (HAND IN)
"Computer, initiate program Paris Alpha 1"
You know they end up with Paris (1) (This one) (FINAL) (2) (HAND IN)
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From the obvious "We're losing, fuck it, I'm not reading this!" to the casual toss of the yoghurt, I adore this.
youtu.be/Eq-Dn6PRAXM
youtu.be/Eq-Dn6PRAXM
Yoghurt shot
YouTube video by Angel ceptor
youtu.be
October 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
From the obvious "We're losing, fuck it, I'm not reading this!" to the casual toss of the yoghurt, I adore this.
youtu.be/Eq-Dn6PRAXM
youtu.be/Eq-Dn6PRAXM
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Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
October 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
Me looking out the window to see if my neighbour's cat is about so I can tempt it in so I can stroke it and cuddle it and feel some love in my life
October 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Me looking out the window to see if my neighbour's cat is about so I can tempt it in so I can stroke it and cuddle it and feel some love in my life
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![1
Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
2
Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
3
Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
4
Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
5
Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
6
Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
7
Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
8
Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
9
Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
10
woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreicahofq6s4xow7vowj7dx6odw6ejdwr4kwcmzta7qwi4hg2nvywji@jpeg)
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I like the ambiguity in the title which can be highlighted with the addition of two commas: "I believe Mandelson, when he says he didn't know Epstein, was a liar"
October 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I like the ambiguity in the title which can be highlighted with the addition of two commas: "I believe Mandelson, when he says he didn't know Epstein, was a liar"
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Real powerful 'Sunday evening, school tomorrow' vibes over here
October 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Real powerful 'Sunday evening, school tomorrow' vibes over here
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Nala, next door's cat, got under my kitchen cabinets and cleared them out a bit
October 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Nala, next door's cat, got under my kitchen cabinets and cleared them out a bit
I've just eaten some garlic crisps so nobody kiss me.
OK, maybe a quick snog, but that's it.
OK, maybe a quick snog, but that's it.
October 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I've just eaten some garlic crisps so nobody kiss me.
OK, maybe a quick snog, but that's it.
OK, maybe a quick snog, but that's it.
I'm taking my car in for its MOT and service tomorrow, worried they're going to call me a bad car parent
October 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I'm taking my car in for its MOT and service tomorrow, worried they're going to call me a bad car parent
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I think if you are caught using your phone when driving your phone should be seized and crushed into a cube
October 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I think if you are caught using your phone when driving your phone should be seized and crushed into a cube
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the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters
June 11, 2023 at 4:58 PM
the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters