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“Big Mandy” on @welcometoflatch “Bettany” on #animalcontrolfox Actor/Comedienne/Semi retired demon
Pinned
Stream Welcome to Flatch on prime video and Animal Control on hulu or fox
My current fitness goals:
Ability to fight a kangaroo
Perfect posture
Open hips
Slutty waist
Turning my entire body into a weapon
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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BREAKING: A federal judge ordered public schools in Texas to remove displays of the Ten Commandments in their classrooms.
November 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
White people are the leos ♌️ of the world
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
There’s too many guns and too many niggas swearin that they real killers for us to be bullied like this by our government especially 🧊
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Many of yall will eat a white man’s ass..suck on unwashed pink COCK but got the nerve to turn up yo face for some eggnog. The lines you’re drawing don’t make sense
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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He’s one of them. Mystery solved.
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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*The adulthood i was promised...*
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Our pilot’s name is jeff. Fuck. See yall at the crossroads.
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Collecting TikTok avatars of ppl telling me New York will be under sharia law in six months
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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What a queen
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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holiday flight travel is about to be crazier than titties on a roach
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Dick Cheney’s DEAD!!
November 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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good on you! A thumbs down is one of the funniest, cleanest, expression of dissatisfaction there is.

it is devastating in its simplicity
November 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Got my ticket! Just gonna be me Brandy and Monica singing to each other all night
October 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This was a message for me. Heard. Thank you I’ll do better
I’ve been working on packing less. This last work trip I brought only the shoes I wore and used 5 pieces to make 4 outfits. I’m getting better
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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PEORIA, Ill. (AP) — Illinois deputy found guilty of murder in the shooting of Sonya Massey, a Black woman who called 911 asking for help.
October 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
if you ever see me outside with crusty lips….roast tf outta me
October 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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It really do be like this and that’s crazy.
Women: Just be a decent person

Men: Hold on now. You bitches are asking for way too much!!!!!
October 29, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Too many people I love live in New York I need to get rich to become bicoastal
October 29, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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it's good for men to have hobbies, such as:
-gym
-me
-cooking for me
-paying bills
-being seen but not heard
-taking out the trash
-other miscellany i do not want to do
October 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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42 million Americans will stop receiving SNAP on Nov. 1, according to a new message from the USDA.
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM