“Remember when men were men and women knew their place? Good times.”

they should invent books where the pages are fruit rollups

Poe’s Law in action: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

In the lead up to the 2016 election I made three critical errors of prediction.

1. He won’t win the nomination.
2. If he wins the nomination, he won’t win the election.
3. If he’s elected, he’ll be impeached and removed for corruption.

Merlin says either a red-tailed hawk or a rough-legged hawk. There’s none of the red coloring I’d expect in the former. Maybe it’s a juvenile?