burn the oligarchy (taylor’s version)
@krisalyssa.bsky.social
Professional nerd.
Currently: 🇺🇸
Someday: 🇬🇧🇪🇺
Always: 🏳️⚧️
Currently: 🇺🇸
Someday: 🇬🇧🇪🇺
Always: 🏳️⚧️
That’s a valid question, Junior.
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
That’s a valid question, Junior.
I’ve been using the same mug for at least 25 years. It originally looked like this one but has been washed so many times it’s just a basic white mug now.
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’ve been using the same mug for at least 25 years. It originally looked like this one but has been washed so many times it’s just a basic white mug now.
Duo, you okay?
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Duo, you okay?
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Hawk in a tree in our front yard. I don’t know what species. We’re in eastern Kansas if it helps anybody.
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Hawk in a tree in our front yard. I don’t know what species. We’re in eastern Kansas if it helps anybody.
“Aurora borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely on your monitor?”
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
“Aurora borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely on your monitor?”
“Moisturize me!”
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
“Moisturize me!”
These were taken on the southwest side of the Kansas City metro area. It’s hard to find proper dark skies here anymore, especially to the north and west.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
These were taken on the southwest side of the Kansas City metro area. It’s hard to find proper dark skies here anymore, especially to the north and west.
I thought I was being trolled — we had no success a couple of years ago — but armed with the knowledge of night mode in iOS, we finally got pictures of the aurora.
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I thought I was being trolled — we had no success a couple of years ago — but armed with the knowledge of night mode in iOS, we finally got pictures of the aurora.
Where else but at a Daiso are you going to find fishing tackle next to stuffed dinosaurs?
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Where else but at a Daiso are you going to find fishing tackle next to stuffed dinosaurs?
Darf ich Ihnen in diesen schwierigen Zeiten ein Ei anbieten?
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Darf ich Ihnen in diesen schwierigen Zeiten ein Ei anbieten?
New nails, celebrating the colors of fall.
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
New nails, celebrating the colors of fall.
Does it have to be one I made myself, or just that I ate it? Because this prime rib French dip I had yesterday was one of the best sandwiches I’ve ever eaten.
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Does it have to be one I made myself, or just that I ate it? Because this prime rib French dip I had yesterday was one of the best sandwiches I’ve ever eaten.
I even clicked into the ad and read the copy, and I’m still not sure if this is a tattoo gun or a sex toy.
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I even clicked into the ad and read the copy, and I’m still not sure if this is a tattoo gun or a sex toy.
Uh-oh, I gotta start being funny all the time now.
October 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Uh-oh, I gotta start being funny all the time now.
This is a pizza place and not, unfortunately, what I hoped.
October 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This is a pizza place and not, unfortunately, what I hoped.
This Funko Pop is broken. I CAN SEE HER.
October 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This Funko Pop is broken. I CAN SEE HER.
Spotted at a gas station in Gardner, KS.
October 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Spotted at a gas station in Gardner, KS.
Duo, are kids these days going to get this reference?
October 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Duo, are kids these days going to get this reference?
My Fantastic Four
July 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My Fantastic Four