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Masha
@kr3mlingr3mlin.bsky.social
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philosopher, supermodel, CEO, doctor, stimulant abuseress, aristocrat, provocateur, slavic 🇺🇦 siren, priestess, shareholder, cryptozoologist, auteur.
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April 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
ANORA MIKHEEVA YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS
March 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Are this year’s Oscars so fucking bizarre because David Lynch died? This vibe so far can only be described as deeply Lynchian
March 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Elon Musk couped Grimes’ womb
February 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Ja’mie King you will ALWAYS be famous.
February 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
How the fuck has there never been a Neuromancer film adaptation that’s WILD to me
February 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
In a way PrEP is birth control for gay guys
February 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Just bleached my hair. I’m kinda serving Natalie from Yellowjackets if she were busted and on krokodil instead of heroin
February 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
pros: beautiful girl
cons: bearer of The Curse
January 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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it’s fine i just thought it would be chinese
Leaked photo of heaven is going viral on social media
January 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
2013 was practice.
2014 was practice
2015 was practice
2016 was practice
2017 im on drugs
2018 im on drugs
2019 im on drugs
2020 im on drugs
2021 im on drugs
2022 im on drugs
2023 im on drugs
2024 im on drugs
2025 im locking in.
December 25, 2024 at 8:12 PM
my pussy got shot off in the war
December 2, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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Stop talking about pussy bro women are so much more than that. For example mom+therapist+maid or tits even
December 1, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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just sealed the hawk tuah girl inside tartarus
November 20, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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they say mike touched ike and thats why he dont talk
November 14, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Just learned we call tweets skeets here. Thought you freaks were talking about scat
November 17, 2024 at 5:07 AM
November 17, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Ngl. Miss Dr. Roberta Bobby like a mf
November 17, 2024 at 2:45 AM
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Watashi wa Dyke
November 14, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Some fun labor camp name ideas;
Vyvanse Vacation. Concerta Concentration. Or perhaps even, Adderall Away!
November 17, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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When Tokyo Toni coming
November 14, 2024 at 9:51 AM
I care deeply about aesthetics and Tyra Banks taught me how to find my light
November 17, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Who wants to be my very first bluesky oomfie
November 17, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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i wish you guys would get some plastic surgery :(
November 16, 2024 at 8:27 PM