Kpantsvp
@kpantsvp.bsky.social
Views/opinions are my own, because I'm selfish that way. I like horror films, books, libraries, LOTR, MST3K, Godzilla, and your dog. He/him #BLM #mutantfam #fangoria #lastdrivein #MST3K #LOTR #Godzilla #horror #booksky
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No ma’am I do not want to see your sternum, but please accept this ham sandwich and/or Narcan.
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
No ma’am I do not want to see your sternum, but please accept this ham sandwich and/or Narcan.
Someone ask Secretary Kegsbreath if “Operation Southern Spear” is code for tRump giving Clinton a blowjob.
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Someone ask Secretary Kegsbreath if “Operation Southern Spear” is code for tRump giving Clinton a blowjob.
When they go low, step on their necks. 💫
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When they go low, step on their necks. 💫
🔥Hellhound and/or mush-face big baby.🔥
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
🔥Hellhound and/or mush-face big baby.🔥
Well, we’re waiting.
November 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Well, we’re waiting.
Someone better do a welfare check on Bill Ackman.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Someone better do a welfare check on Bill Ackman.
A bad night for MAGA is a good night for America.
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
A bad night for MAGA is a good night for America.
Dick Cheney died and I laughed because fuck that guy.
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Dick Cheney died and I laughed because fuck that guy.
Lol, no MRI is “routine,” try again.
October 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Lol, no MRI is “routine,” try again.
New season of True Detective.
October 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
New season of True Detective.
Hey worthless mainstream press you need to start asking TACO who he’ll endorse as Republican Nominee for POTUS in 2028. Now is the time to get ahead of this unconstitutional third-term bullshit before it gets sane-washed and normalized like everything else.
October 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Hey worthless mainstream press you need to start asking TACO who he’ll endorse as Republican Nominee for POTUS in 2028. Now is the time to get ahead of this unconstitutional third-term bullshit before it gets sane-washed and normalized like everything else.
Just found out there are dog parks that don’t allow children so now I know where I shall spend the rest of my life.
October 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Just found out there are dog parks that don’t allow children so now I know where I shall spend the rest of my life.
Did that 🧊piece of shit who shot that poor dog and, fleeing the scene of his crime, left the dog to bleed out in front of his family ever get arrested?
October 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Did that 🧊piece of shit who shot that poor dog and, fleeing the scene of his crime, left the dog to bleed out in front of his family ever get arrested?
October 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Paging Dr. Phibes. Dr. Phibes, you have a telephone call.
October 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Paging Dr. Phibes. Dr. Phibes, you have a telephone call.
Quick what’s your favorite underutilized Amendment and why is it the #25thAmendment ?
October 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Quick what’s your favorite underutilized Amendment and why is it the #25thAmendment ?
I’m a radical leftist because I like Presidents who don’t declare war on American cities nor American Citizens.
October 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I’m a radical leftist because I like Presidents who don’t declare war on American cities nor American Citizens.
It appears some of the dumbest amongst us are just learning that career military leaders don’t take threats and insults from an obese, draft-dodging, illiterate pedophile felon and his wet-brained rape-bro sychophant lightly.
October 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It appears some of the dumbest amongst us are just learning that career military leaders don’t take threats and insults from an obese, draft-dodging, illiterate pedophile felon and his wet-brained rape-bro sychophant lightly.
Maybe Whiskeyleaks Hegseth should’ve added “please clap” at the end.
September 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Maybe Whiskeyleaks Hegseth should’ve added “please clap” at the end.
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
Hey if you’re on TV calling an escalator not working “an insurrection” worthy of sending “a bomb”, *maybe* you should hear from the FCC, the FBI and a court-ordered mental health professional.
September 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Hey if you’re on TV calling an escalator not working “an insurrection” worthy of sending “a bomb”, *maybe* you should hear from the FCC, the FBI and a court-ordered mental health professional.