Kpantsvp
@kpantsvp.bsky.social
Views/opinions are my own, because I'm selfish that way. I like horror films, books, libraries, LOTR, MST3K, Godzilla, and your dog. He/him #BLM #mutantfam #fangoria #lastdrivein #MST3K #LOTR #Godzilla #horror #booksky
ICE think they’re soldiers. But they’re not even mercenaries. They’re orcs. Order-taking, sadistic, subhuman trash. Orcs.
But what’s the #1 trait of orcs? They’re expendable. As they’re about to find out.
But what’s the #1 trait of orcs? They’re expendable. As they’re about to find out.
February 5, 2026 at 11:25 PM
ICE think they’re soldiers. But they’re not even mercenaries. They’re orcs. Order-taking, sadistic, subhuman trash. Orcs.
But what’s the #1 trait of orcs? They’re expendable. As they’re about to find out.
But what’s the #1 trait of orcs? They’re expendable. As they’re about to find out.
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
My thoughts are with #MitchMConnell… unfortunately for him.
February 5, 2026 at 7:18 AM
My thoughts are with #MitchMConnell… unfortunately for him.
Muahahahahahaha yessssss!
February 5, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Muahahahahahaha yessssss!
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If America was a Tootsie Pop, the owl would be on his third lick.
February 1, 2026 at 5:39 PM
If America was a Tootsie Pop, the owl would be on his third lick.
Hey weirdo (complimentary).
February 1, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Hey weirdo (complimentary).
Current events have me looking to get back into woodworking.
January 29, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Current events have me looking to get back into woodworking.
WWCJD?*
*What Would Coffin Joe Do
*What Would Coffin Joe Do
January 29, 2026 at 5:12 AM
WWCJD?*
*What Would Coffin Joe Do
*What Would Coffin Joe Do
If you can’t say anything nice about anybody then we should probably be friends.
January 29, 2026 at 5:12 AM
If you can’t say anything nice about anybody then we should probably be friends.
“Still punk rock” I whisper to myself, as I sprain my ankle getting up from the couch.
January 28, 2026 at 8:00 PM
“Still punk rock” I whisper to myself, as I sprain my ankle getting up from the couch.
If you don’t have at least one nemesis, you’re not living right.
January 28, 2026 at 1:36 AM
If you don’t have at least one nemesis, you’re not living right.
I can only read and write in sarcasm, but I’m fluent in deadpan.
January 27, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I can only read and write in sarcasm, but I’m fluent in deadpan.
Like I’m gonna pay taxes for this shit.
January 25, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Like I’m gonna pay taxes for this shit.
What’s my love language?
The Riders of Rohan at full charge barreling towards terrified Orcs, shouting “DEATH!”
The Riders of Rohan at full charge barreling towards terrified Orcs, shouting “DEATH!”
January 25, 2026 at 8:41 PM
What’s my love language?
The Riders of Rohan at full charge barreling towards terrified Orcs, shouting “DEATH!”
The Riders of Rohan at full charge barreling towards terrified Orcs, shouting “DEATH!”
Fuck ICE.
And if you support them, fuck you too.
And if you support them, fuck you too.
January 24, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Fuck ICE.
And if you support them, fuck you too.
And if you support them, fuck you too.
Prometheus really should’ve taken up binge drinking.
January 24, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Prometheus really should’ve taken up binge drinking.
Some person: “Have a nice day!”
Me: “No thank you.”
Me: “No thank you.”
January 24, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Some person: “Have a nice day!”
Me: “No thank you.”
Me: “No thank you.”
Speaker Mike Johnson would’ve made a great abortion.
January 23, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Speaker Mike Johnson would’ve made a great abortion.
The time for the #25thAmendment was *last* term. Now it’s straight to Article 2, Section 4. #TreasonTrump
January 20, 2026 at 7:23 PM
The time for the #25thAmendment was *last* term. Now it’s straight to Article 2, Section 4. #TreasonTrump
All these #LOTR posts are really warming my 13-year-old-who-dressed-as-the-Witch-King-of-Angmar-and-read-the-One-Ring-poem-in-front-of-class heart.
January 19, 2026 at 7:59 PM
All these #LOTR posts are really warming my 13-year-old-who-dressed-as-the-Witch-King-of-Angmar-and-read-the-One-Ring-poem-in-front-of-class heart.
Hey you. Yeah, you - go see The Bone Temple. It’s fucking great. Howzat?
#28YearsLater
#28YearsLater
January 19, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Hey you. Yeah, you - go see The Bone Temple. It’s fucking great. Howzat?
#28YearsLater
#28YearsLater
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#Justice4ReneeNicoleGood ⚖️
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#Justice4ReneeNicoleGood ⚖️
BRENNAN: Tell me about the officer, Jonathan Ross
KRISTI NOEM: Don't say his name! I mean, for heaven's sake, we shouldn't have people continue to dox law enforcement
BRENNAN: His name is public
NOEM: I know, but that doesn't mean it should continue to be said
KRISTI NOEM: Don't say his name! I mean, for heaven's sake, we shouldn't have people continue to dox law enforcement
BRENNAN: His name is public
NOEM: I know, but that doesn't mean it should continue to be said
January 18, 2026 at 8:17 PM
JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-
JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS- JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS.
#Justice4ReneeNicoleGood ⚖️
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#Justice4ReneeNicoleGood ⚖️