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Lacey 🧿
@koronkowy.bsky.social
🌠 OSINT/InfoSec nerd raised in Portland, OR. Seattle dweller.

Prior: GreyNoise, Atredis Partners, some other random cyber companies

Conference wrangling: current HushCon & prior BSides PDX, SeaGL, etc.
I’ve discovered I have a deeper relationship with California than I ever thought. By way of California transplants in my hometown and my friends all in college being Californian down to where my music taste was formed by internet friends or best friends friends online in the pre MySpace era…
November 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Papa Roach is the deftones of California.
November 29, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Unfortunately Wicked has shooketh a bit of the ED ghosts out of the closet. Didn’t realize I stopped eating after watching it and went grocery shopping and only bought liquid cause I couldn’t imagine solid food.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Been too locked in to be irreverent.
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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The Hollywood is now hiring for a full-time Marketing Specialist to promote the theatre and @moviemadness.org. The application deadline is Wednesday, December 3rd, so apply ASAP!

More information: hollywoodtheatre.org/jobs
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I just know a jasmine pearl sweet tea and a bbq rib would slap together.
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I found a Danny Tenaglia album physically in my house and I'm happy to re-discover this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8Ks... (full album is on youtube). It's a good hacker soundtrack album (think, Hackers.. the soundtrack literally).
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
omg we have Black nurses in Pokemon now (from pokemon legends: Z-A)
November 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Today I'm listening to old utada hikaru albums (deep river is GOATed) and new ones as well as this anthology from akino arai that I never heard in the past that came out in 2002: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RGB_(al...

フォロー・ミー or follow me (track 11) is indie psychedelic as hell.
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I made a za'atar focaccia bread and it turned out fantastic.
November 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Sometimes you gotta have a really eastern european conversation to cheer you up.
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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why would i hate people for being of a different race, ethnicity, sexuality or gender than me when i can instead hate SHITTY SOFTWARE and the LAZY SHITASSES WHO MAKE IT
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I keep existentially spiraling about how the closest thing to living a life with a job, friends, food, health and wellness, happiness, or joy is only something I watch other people doing. Watching people spend & shop (ie influencers) is diabolical -- third party shopping viewing is wild.
I’m at the point I don’t even want to watch Reels on social media anymore.

I will gladly return to reading a book for entertainment but sure will miss the film/video format. 😞
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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I guess I haven't clearly articulated this in writing, but friends do not let friends without substantive IT work experience and/or a credible IT degree take cybersecurity career bootcamps in 2025.

They are up to no good. Shenanigans. Malfeasance. They are not a safe way to get a job.
October 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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The teachers don't know how to use Git, doubt they know older stuff either 🙃
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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I see this ignorance about software development history all the time, making people «reinvent» the past constantly or forgetting the lessons we learned.

I think universities need to teach «history of software development» or we’re just going in a loop here, unwittingly reenacting past mistakes.
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 AM
In some people what we mutually went through produces empathy, really truly profound empathy. In others, it produces: antisocial coping, superiority, emotional detachment, and “the world hurt me, so I owe it nothing” thinking.
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
My entire youtube algo is about cancelling streaming services / moving to physical media right now.
November 17, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I need the full version of the Glen Powell Fall out Boy music video that they shared a clip of in his monologue of SNL.
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Kinda crazy they got the Sleep Token person to produce the Valkyrae x Jacksepticeye metal track.
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Also if you remember an album you like start to finish or the first album that pops into your head lmk. I love music suggestions from humans not algorithms.
I’m excited today for what albums I’m gonna listen to. I’ve been enjoying pop and 90s ladies but maybe it’s a wetter grungier day for me today.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I’m excited today for what albums I’m gonna listen to. I’ve been enjoying pop and 90s ladies but maybe it’s a wetter grungier day for me today.
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Is Pete Davidson milennial Steve Buscemi?
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM