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Lacey 🧿
@koronkowy.bsky.social
🌠 OSINT/InfoSec nerd raised in Portland, OR. Seattle dweller.

Prior: GreyNoise, Atredis Partners, some other random cyber companies

Conference wrangling: current HushCon & prior BSides PDX, SeaGL, etc.
Also if you remember an album you like start to finish or the first album that pops into your head lmk. I love music suggestions from humans not algorithms.
I’m excited today for what albums I’m gonna listen to. I’ve been enjoying pop and 90s ladies but maybe it’s a wetter grungier day for me today.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I’m excited today for what albums I’m gonna listen to. I’ve been enjoying pop and 90s ladies but maybe it’s a wetter grungier day for me today.
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Is Pete Davidson milennial Steve Buscemi?
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I listen to a lot of music with friends & subjected them to so much Madonna recently.
youtu.be/EDwb9jOVRtU
Madonna - Hung Up (Official Video) [HD]
YouTube video by Madonna
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I was literally babbling about this half awake to my partner in bed this morning, apparently
I really hope someone writes a book about JD Vance someday called "The Hole Between the Cushions"
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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fascism is an ideology rooted and centered in aesthetics, which means that anything that tarnishes those cannot glance off like more material or moral accusations would
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
hell yeah
People pointing out Milo Y was a shiteating lunatic did nothing but as soon as I started making fun of his inability to tone his hair down from macaroni yellow, he had no comebacks and his ugly ass goku hair color started to go on a ~*journey*~
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Also fuck the goofy ass lady in the Safeway parking lot in Everett, WA tryna get people to sign up bullshit about "keeping boys out of girls sports" or whatever. Fuck that lady. I hope she goes home and fucks off.
My final point is that the fearmongering WRT trans people is absolutely fucking stupid. Trans people are such a small percentage of the US. Most of these people go most of their year not interacting with a trans person. They don't know trans people. Trans people largely do not affect their life.
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I wish Lina Khan could be president.
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I was reflecting on the way home about how it's so critical that we are educated about racism in school. I believe the chokehold of racism in America lead us to the political hellhole we have ended up in a big way.
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
So far on my luddite operation of not using streaming services is going well. I really enjoy listening to music as albums and it's fairly natural if you select the right albums that you remember being good in their entirety. OR you try something new that might be. It's ok to skip songs.
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I really do like the John Oliver show but my YouTube always auto plays to reruns. I’m considering blocking the channel just so I don’t have the eternal churn of depressing news recap shows vs being able to watch it intentionally when I want to. I wish I could interrupt my algorithm.
November 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Let this sink in. The President of the United States is now appealing a court order forcing him to feed starving children.
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It’s kinda wild that we read and watched so much Yukio Mishima in college.
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I've never heard of the FULU foundation but it's an interesting prospect to let crowdfunding of bounties to fight the good fight for right to own / right to repair issues.
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
www.businessinsider.com/elevenlabs-c...

I have so many feelings about this article. Like no shit talent exists in jobs that are barely live able and all over the world. But I know for so many hiring managers this simple fact is remarkable enough to be an article.
ElevenLabs CEO says non-traditional hiring outside LinkedIn led to finding a 'brilliant' researcher working at a call center
ElevenLabs CEO Mati Staniszewski said his AI audio startup could only have been created in Europe. It's why he casts a wide net for employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:48 PM
My life isn’t super different without subscribing to any services (I can’t afford to) but socially people get really mad at you or don’t want to let you participate in playing things or doing things if you’re on free tier in social settings.
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I’m trying to use up a tub of miso but I don’t have any wakame and it’s 7 dollars right now. I put it in my cart at 2 and it was raised :(

Should I just make miso water basically?
November 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I hate that AI ruined the em dash
June 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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You can find info and a map of Portland's free fridges and pantries here. sites.google.com/view/pdx-fre...
October 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Shocked ppl at Halloween that my hair is in fact not naturally black again. I am almost going to go back to red (because it's dubious at best to dye your hair without a home). I haven't seen myself with red hair in like 2 years, it's gonna be weird.
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Shame on these well-known companies for using these deceptive user interface patterns. https://hallofshame.design/collection/
Collection of Dark Patterns and Unethical Design
Discover a variety of dark pattern examples, sorted by category, to better understand deceptive design practices.
hallofshame.design
November 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion.

The entire bottom 50% of America is worth just $4.2 trillion.

Read that back.

When 400 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Sometimes I think about how my >following on the bad site was referenced as something positive in regards to getting a job. Or I had coworkers ask me how I had a following.
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 PM