Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering
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[GLaDOS voice] I was reading your file, and you're really not supposed to know this, but it says here that your outie is unloveable. Unscientific, but that's what it says: unloveable. But that doesn't mean you are. There's only a strong correlation, after all.

Genuinely messed up that you can only play games for the first time once. Whoever came up with memory sucks.

The new Leisure Suit Larry game will be adding live service elements (when you finish the game one of the developers comes round to your house and jerks you off)

Some of the "drones" in former Maryland Governor Larry Hogan's video were found to be stars in the constellation Orion - NYT

At night the Alveus Sanctuary Twitch livecams often focus on the frogs that live at the pond in the wolfdog enclosure. Tonight in particular it looks like a witch came along and turned Awa and Timber into frogs.

(teacher voice) yes jimmy that is so correctcore! anyone else feeling answerpilled?

Haven't unpacked from traveling a month ago, and I leave again in a week 🤪

Crazy how twitter deteriorated so massively that this newish platform that gained over 1.5m new users virtually overnight has significantly quicker loading times