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geoff
@kookaburrasakura.co.nz
he/him • ne mæg werig mod wyrde wiđstondan / ne se hreo hyge helpe gefremman
If you did a Lexis Nexis scrape of six months I think you could find enough spoken sentences by Trump to train a comparable conversational model, and if you marketed this as an app that let you "chat with Trump" you would be obviously full of shit

In short, "how does it work" IT DOES NOT
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
B E R E F T (of pats)
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
In retrospect it was a little silly of me to silo off my own group of donators and not link directly to it! At this point, the number of donations to the team altogether exceed my match, so it makes sense for me to cough it up

Feel free to donate anyway, food banks can always use the bones.
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
simipour why are you reclining in this fashion
October 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
COMIN OUTTA MY EGG AND I BEEN DOING JUST FINE
October 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
We're doing our best out here
October 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
will u still need me
will u still feed me
when im
October 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
So this is Spiral Energy... heh. Not bad...
October 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Comin at you live and loud from Pittie Dog Grill feat. the best hot dogs in Virginia, apparently
October 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
🤔🤔🤔
October 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It was raining this morning during walk time so I put Kumara the little dog's little rain coat on her, and folks, she hates it, she hates wearing her raincoat so much
October 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Saw this today and thought of u
September 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Sam Adams made a pumpkin seasonal, "Jack-O", and I've been hurt so many times by pumpkin seasonals but never by Sammy

anyway I tried to pose our friends' dog with the bottle but he kept running away in terror, so here is Kumara the little dog, bravest of all
September 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I was trying to describe my skillset on a job site and this question really gave me pause. What do you mean, do I use arrays. Do I sometimes not give every datum its own little name? I frequently don't give every datum its own little name.
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Now, this said, the nut stuck on this bolt so badly that the torque washer began boring a hole in the plank, so I used a wrench and ratchet to try to loosen it and friends I shit you not I tore the bolt apart

so, eat your cheerios I guess
September 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It's a neat building

(it's also not where you splash the red stuff, that's around the back)
September 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Saw this silly video about an eggbread sandwich trick back when I was a single fellow, and let me tell you, once you have a griddle, it works so much better
September 17, 2025 at 10:56 AM
look at this dang old iced mocha I made J this morning

don't avert your eyes
September 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
a missile doesn't need brakes, you wretched fellow
September 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
September 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
We are in Norfolk Virginia, where an ominous message is being transmitted
September 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The internet has taught me well the answer to any question that starts "do you trust"
August 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Obviously not the only problem with the framing, but, to ban flag burning is obviously not anti-crime, it is an action that definitonally will create more crimes, because it expands the definition of crime.
August 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Will my irrational love of hundos permit me to release snorlax from his suffering or do I keep him trapped in the evil purple gas that makes him mechanically superior
August 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM