geoff
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he/him • ne mæg werig mod wyrde wiđstondan / ne se hreo hyge helpe gefremman
"Count of Tuscany" is such a fun little song about a guy taking John Petrucci to his Murder House, and talking about all the murders, and only when John Petrucci is like "please don't murder me," does he realize that he may have given an untoward impression in his detailing of all the murders
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
"Count of Tuscany" is such a fun little song about a guy taking John Petrucci to his Murder House, and talking about all the murders, and only when John Petrucci is like "please don't murder me," does he realize that he may have given an untoward impression in his detailing of all the murders
A great cheer! for our wise ancestors, who said "you know what would be good, if Egg were Available" and consequently grabbed birds and forced them to be our friends
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
A great cheer! for our wise ancestors, who said "you know what would be good, if Egg were Available" and consequently grabbed birds and forced them to be our friends
"AI relationships" makes me so mad as a phrase. Your opposite number in this so-called fling would be the bird who lives inside your mirror. Have some respect for human beings when you choose your words.
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"AI relationships" makes me so mad as a phrase. Your opposite number in this so-called fling would be the bird who lives inside your mirror. Have some respect for human beings when you choose your words.
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great butts shit alike
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
great butts shit alike
The trouble with installing bidets in your house is when you have to travel you end up with this sort of permanent sneer about all these primitive accomodations that you end up shitting in. Oh you don't have a bidet? Is there going to even be soap at the sink?
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 AM
The trouble with installing bidets in your house is when you have to travel you end up with this sort of permanent sneer about all these primitive accomodations that you end up shitting in. Oh you don't have a bidet? Is there going to even be soap at the sink?
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if youre not willing to extend care to the stranger im not entirely sure what you think monotheism is like. about
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
if youre not willing to extend care to the stranger im not entirely sure what you think monotheism is like. about
Bandit Heeler is great let's all conduct ourselves in the way Bandit Heeler would this is my feeling after my lifetime total Bluey exposure has hit thirty minutes
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Bandit Heeler is great let's all conduct ourselves in the way Bandit Heeler would this is my feeling after my lifetime total Bluey exposure has hit thirty minutes
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November 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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Can't have micro plastics if your LITERALLY taking them out buddy. Donate blood today!
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Can't have micro plastics if your LITERALLY taking them out buddy. Donate blood today!
That feeling when what you wrote performs exactly as you expected but the wretched end user has smuggled an unexpected payload in and caused a hell of a mess
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
That feeling when what you wrote performs exactly as you expected but the wretched end user has smuggled an unexpected payload in and caused a hell of a mess
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I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
![A meme depicting a woman staring at her phone with one hand on her head, with the following text below:
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD?
What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean:
brb = bell rang bro
rofl = rang out for lost (crew)
bff = big freakin' freigher
lol = Load of Ore on the Lake
smh = shift minutes to hours
glhf = Great Lakes hella freighter
tbh = taconite be haulin'
stfu = steer the freighter upwind
tfw = that freakin' witch (of November)
asl = a ship lost
gg = Gitche Gumee
idc = immoderate deadweight capacity
btw = beneath the waves
afk = a freighter kaput
hbd = hauler's beacon down
ily = iron load yonder
jk = just [24] kilometers
lmao = lost my abyssal ore
nbd = north bound draft
glhf = good lord, hold flooding
omg = obliteratingly massive gales
tmi = too much iron
wtf = White Fish (Bay)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ccm7gttkbfs2eyyrlpshmeun/bafkreib6ughtj23oqdskaisavrueyn6fijujbp2e663h6p6ukx74lbibyu@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
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these are probably overdone at this point but... i think i can live with it
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
these are probably overdone at this point but... i think i can live with it
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But I cannot support a deal that still leaves millions of Americans wondering how they are going to pay for their health care or whether they will be able to afford to get sick.
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
But I cannot support a deal that still leaves millions of Americans wondering how they are going to pay for their health care or whether they will be able to afford to get sick.
well called one of my senators to let him know I don't support opening the government on the mere promise that we'll have a vote on The Other Stuff, and I'd like to let the other know but apparently his office doesn't take messages
also he's Kaine (D., VA), the Voice of the Compromise, so
also he's Kaine (D., VA), the Voice of the Compromise, so
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
well called one of my senators to let him know I don't support opening the government on the mere promise that we'll have a vote on The Other Stuff, and I'd like to let the other know but apparently his office doesn't take messages
also he's Kaine (D., VA), the Voice of the Compromise, so
also he's Kaine (D., VA), the Voice of the Compromise, so
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remember when the Roko's Basilisk concept broke nerd-crank containment and someone effortlessly dismissed it as "imagining in the future there'll be a boot of such enormous size that you have to start licking it today"
is there a speculative concept that's less scary than the Technological singularity? tech is going to escape human control and everybody dies? that's fucking stupid.
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
remember when the Roko's Basilisk concept broke nerd-crank containment and someone effortlessly dismissed it as "imagining in the future there'll be a boot of such enormous size that you have to start licking it today"
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i’m going to have to pass on these plums
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
i’m going to have to pass on these plums
A bunch of rat pirates taking a conference about what they'll do about these adventurers, when suddenly an axolotl KICKS the door and fires three nonlethal rounds, then a moth KICKS the door again and grabs a crumpled bodies to throw, then a kitsune KICKS the door again three more rounds go off
November 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
A bunch of rat pirates taking a conference about what they'll do about these adventurers, when suddenly an axolotl KICKS the door and fires three nonlethal rounds, then a moth KICKS the door again and grabs a crumpled bodies to throw, then a kitsune KICKS the door again three more rounds go off
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Nintendo Gamma Boy
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Nintendo Gamma Boy
While I like that I have successfully bamboozled my wife into accepting the name of the feral cocktail I made with pumpkin spice liqueur "Halloween Drink", I wish I had been brave enough to go with "Halloween Fluid"
November 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
While I like that I have successfully bamboozled my wife into accepting the name of the feral cocktail I made with pumpkin spice liqueur "Halloween Drink", I wish I had been brave enough to go with "Halloween Fluid"
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side note but “regarding Dilexi te, here are my complaints about migrants” is like showing up to Thanksgiving dinner to tell your mom that you never liked turkey anyway. okay but what did you think this dinner would involve.
November 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
side note but “regarding Dilexi te, here are my complaints about migrants” is like showing up to Thanksgiving dinner to tell your mom that you never liked turkey anyway. okay but what did you think this dinner would involve.
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I've sent my top man for the job
September 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I've sent my top man for the job