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geoff
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juniperr.bsky.social
Can't have micro plastics if your LITERALLY taking them out buddy. Donate blood today!
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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THE KING OF BABYLON: Check out our real and living god, this dragon. Unlike the idols you so lately disproved, this one beyond all doubt eats! Feed it and see!
THE PROPHET DANIEL: so I made some cakes out of tar and straw and fat
PRIESTS: sir
DANIEL: oh he appears to have burst asunder
PRIESTS: SIR
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
kookaburrasakura.co.nz
Does this mean Pride and Prejudice (2005) is next up on the docket
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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dansuitor.bsky.social
I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
A meme depicting a woman staring at her phone with one hand on her head, with the following text below: IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD? What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean: brb = bell rang bro rofl = rang out for lost (crew) bff = big freakin' freigher lol = Load of Ore on the Lake smh = shift minutes to hours glhf = Great Lakes hella freighter tbh = taconite be haulin' stfu = steer the freighter upwind tfw = that freakin' witch (of November) asl = a ship lost gg = Gitche Gumee idc = immoderate deadweight capacity btw = beneath the waves afk = a freighter kaput hbd = hauler's beacon down ily = iron load yonder jk = just [24] kilometers lmao = lost my abyssal ore nbd = north bound draft glhf = good lord, hold flooding omg = obliteratingly massive gales tmi = too much iron wtf = White Fish (Bay)
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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markwarner.bsky.social
But I cannot support a deal that still leaves millions of Americans wondering how they are going to pay for their health care or whether they will be able to afford to get sick.
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
kookaburrasakura.co.nz
Homie I'm hittin the F in chat for you 2dmaxx
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
kookaburrasakura.co.nz
F hope it is not for sad reasons just inconvenient ones
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
kookaburrasakura.co.nz
B E R E F T (of pats)
A dog on a green chair looks imploringly at the camera
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Which two other languages though (assuming one is Esperanto)
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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PIRATE WARLOCK: okay so I cast thunderclap
PARTY: haha you idiot that's a trivial con save and we mostly make it, oh no there goes a little temp HP
EVERY PIRATE IN THE FORT: wait that's the signal! we're under attack!
WARLOCK: 😏
PARTY ROGUE: so I'm going to knife you to death now
WARLOCK: yeah fair
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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TOWN GUARDS: well uh this certainly is a pile of unconscious bodies, are you... sure... they are pirates...
PALADIN: tell 'em what you told us
PIRATES: please don't hurt us anymore
PALADIN: no the thing about being pirates
PIRATES: yes we're pirates we're totally pirates stop hitting us
GUARDS: neat
November 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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... and then a sparrow just RIPS the door off its hinges and throws it across the room, and just like that the ringleader, who had his own special token for the fight, collapses in a puddle of blood and teeth
November 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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agocs.bsky.social
This had better not get expensive. @mmasnick.bsky.social

www.trumpcancelledmyflight.com
The FAA, under the Trump administration, is limiting the number of flights that can be made to and from the nation's largest airports, in order to pressure Democratic congresspeople to capitulate to the Republican demands to end the government shutdown. The goal is not safety, it is suffering.
www.trumpcancelledmyflight.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM