If they don't sell a Fight Club Sandwich then what are we even doing here?
October 9, 2023 at 6:20 PM
If they don't sell a Fight Club Sandwich then what are we even doing here?
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as an overthinker, I will either give you the most perfect gift you've ever received, or nothing, because I couldn't decide
September 24, 2023 at 5:08 PM
as an overthinker, I will either give you the most perfect gift you've ever received, or nothing, because I couldn't decide
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You can call Rob Lowe “Raw Blow” to his face and he won’t even know. Literally no one can stop you.
September 24, 2023 at 5:00 PM
You can call Rob Lowe “Raw Blow” to his face and he won’t even know. Literally no one can stop you.
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cop: where’s your permit?
street performer: *shuffling cups on a table* where indeed.
street performer: *shuffling cups on a table* where indeed.
September 20, 2023 at 12:39 AM
cop: where’s your permit?
street performer: *shuffling cups on a table* where indeed.
street performer: *shuffling cups on a table* where indeed.
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Live your life in such a way that McDonald's isn't prepared for the financial loss of your business when you die.
August 7, 2023 at 4:37 PM
Live your life in such a way that McDonald's isn't prepared for the financial loss of your business when you die.
OK so we still call them tweets here, right?
September 20, 2023 at 12:29 AM
OK so we still call them tweets here, right?
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10 mph above speed limit: normal
exactly speed limit: drunk or transporting drugs
10 mph below speed limit: sociopath
exactly speed limit: drunk or transporting drugs
10 mph below speed limit: sociopath
September 19, 2023 at 11:38 PM
10 mph above speed limit: normal
exactly speed limit: drunk or transporting drugs
10 mph below speed limit: sociopath
exactly speed limit: drunk or transporting drugs
10 mph below speed limit: sociopath
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gonna need somebody to take twitter back behind the shed old yeller style, so I can focus on one app
September 19, 2023 at 9:11 PM
gonna need somebody to take twitter back behind the shed old yeller style, so I can focus on one app
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When I’m driving everyone is either buddy or dumbass
September 19, 2023 at 10:13 PM
When I’m driving everyone is either buddy or dumbass