Aye man, never be ashamed of your wife eating your ass. What’s the point of a contractual agreement if I can’t get my ass ate?

Kendrick and his work wife are two of theeee most calculated mfers in the industry.

Peekaboo really is Kendrick just making silly sounds

When your sibling is getting a whooping and your tasked with keeping the guest occupied 😅 #Blacksky

A farmhouse house with a wrap around porch definitely is goals! I just need access to a freeway cause I still need to hit the city

My crab cake fries are a 10/10 🤌🏾😮‍💨

That’s right @kendricklamar.bsky.social, wake it up again😂😂😂

CRAZY SCARY SPOOKY HILARIOUS

I love getting music things explained to me, but hate getting things musicsplained to me.

Explaining: A recording engineer shows me how to sidechain a sample in Ableton

Musicsplaining: Unprompted, a guy named Pat tells me that actually a viola is bigger than a violin

maybe is lala land was about a black couple would’ve watched it but there’s something sinister about a white mans passion being jazz

Won pub trivia for my team at work today because I knew the tiebreaker question was a trick question.

My colleagues rejoiced. "How did you KNOW that???"

"I can't remember," I demured.

But I can in fact remember: I just didn't wanna tell them I read it in a One Direction fanfiction in 2013. 🤡

Bluesky needs a Bookmarks tab!!

Mrs Doubtfire is my favourite movie about violating a custody agreement

I just crashed out and sounded like my mother. I’m sick

I think about who i used to be before my brain was fully developed and god really brought me so far. I used to smack bitches in the club. Like with no regard for consequences. Whose mans????

Remember in the movie “Aliens” when no one listened to the woman and then everyone died? That’s what the vibe feels like right now.

I’M ON HEA??!?