It's an honor to be the first ever person to use Duolingo's "share progress" feature. Let this be a lesson to every developer who feels useless; you matter. Forward this message to 10 people within 24 hours or you will spontaneously combust.
October 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
It's an honor to be the first ever person to use Duolingo's "share progress" feature. Let this be a lesson to every developer who feels useless; you matter. Forward this message to 10 people within 24 hours or you will spontaneously combust.
90% of the algorithm-based videos I get are hydrologic presses crushing cans. Well done internet. You know me better than I know myself.
July 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
90% of the algorithm-based videos I get are hydrologic presses crushing cans. Well done internet. You know me better than I know myself.
If there's one thing I know about Jesus of Nazareth, it's that he would NEVER give free food to people. The bible tells us that he ran a business that generated a healthy profit before reinvesting it in apartments and private prisons like the American he was.
July 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
If there's one thing I know about Jesus of Nazareth, it's that he would NEVER give free food to people. The bible tells us that he ran a business that generated a healthy profit before reinvesting it in apartments and private prisons like the American he was.
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Only in this cracked-out hellhole could a felon married to an immigrant get on stage, and blame all of America’s problems on felons and immigrants.
June 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Only in this cracked-out hellhole could a felon married to an immigrant get on stage, and blame all of America’s problems on felons and immigrants.
Not to defend Trump or anything, but I'd fall asleep at half that shit too.
May 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Not to defend Trump or anything, but I'd fall asleep at half that shit too.
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NEWS: U.S. and China agree to a 90-day pause on new tariffs after shipping to U.S. ports plummeted.
Tariffs on Chinese imports will be cut from 145% to 30%. Tariffs on U.S. imports will be cut from 125% to 10%.
If tariffs should result in massive job growth and make the U.S. rich, why lower them?
Tariffs on Chinese imports will be cut from 145% to 30%. Tariffs on U.S. imports will be cut from 125% to 10%.
If tariffs should result in massive job growth and make the U.S. rich, why lower them?
May 12, 2025 at 10:56 AM
NEWS: U.S. and China agree to a 90-day pause on new tariffs after shipping to U.S. ports plummeted.
Tariffs on Chinese imports will be cut from 145% to 30%. Tariffs on U.S. imports will be cut from 125% to 10%.
If tariffs should result in massive job growth and make the U.S. rich, why lower them?
Tariffs on Chinese imports will be cut from 145% to 30%. Tariffs on U.S. imports will be cut from 125% to 10%.
If tariffs should result in massive job growth and make the U.S. rich, why lower them?
I wish the world was a bit less exciting these days.
May 7, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I wish the world was a bit less exciting these days.
Does Donald Trump know he looks orange?
May 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Does Donald Trump know he looks orange?
I don't know how to be a successful adult!
May 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I don't know how to be a successful adult!
I accidentally double scanned a loaf of bread at checkout, and I'm so awkward that I double paid rather than ask for help. Do I regret it? Yes. Will I do it again? Probably.
May 1, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I accidentally double scanned a loaf of bread at checkout, and I'm so awkward that I double paid rather than ask for help. Do I regret it? Yes. Will I do it again? Probably.
Why would trans athletes do this to the economy?!
April 30, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Why would trans athletes do this to the economy?!
This has some real meme potential. "Respectfully, what the fuck?"
April 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This has some real meme potential. "Respectfully, what the fuck?"
Elon Musk? More like Elon butt!
April 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Elon Musk? More like Elon butt!
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Eight year old: Who is the pope?
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
April 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Eight year old: Who is the pope?
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
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April 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Climate skeptics say there's no evidence the current phase of climate change is *entirely* due to human activities. Some even claim that temperatures are not rising.
Here's a🧵collecting evidence that current global warming is *entirely* human-made. 1/
Here's a🧵collecting evidence that current global warming is *entirely* human-made. 1/
April 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Climate skeptics say there's no evidence the current phase of climate change is *entirely* due to human activities. Some even claim that temperatures are not rising.
Here's a🧵collecting evidence that current global warming is *entirely* human-made. 1/
Here's a🧵collecting evidence that current global warming is *entirely* human-made. 1/
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Pete Hegseth? I hardly knowgseth.
April 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Pete Hegseth? I hardly knowgseth.
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progressives i disagree with tell me to put trigger warnings in my show and i don't. consequence: absolutely nothing
meanwhile i have had guns pointed at me been beaten with a club and maced and nearly run over by trucks for disagreeing with conservatives
meanwhile i have had guns pointed at me been beaten with a club and maced and nearly run over by trucks for disagreeing with conservatives
April 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
progressives i disagree with tell me to put trigger warnings in my show and i don't. consequence: absolutely nothing
meanwhile i have had guns pointed at me been beaten with a club and maced and nearly run over by trucks for disagreeing with conservatives
meanwhile i have had guns pointed at me been beaten with a club and maced and nearly run over by trucks for disagreeing with conservatives
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one day i want to decisively win an argument with the retort, “america runs on dunkin’.” i don’t care what the nature of the argument is or which position i have to take
January 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
one day i want to decisively win an argument with the retort, “america runs on dunkin’.” i don’t care what the nature of the argument is or which position i have to take
Dear, Bing
Please take me to Google.
Please take me to Google.
January 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Dear, Bing
Please take me to Google.
Please take me to Google.
Hi-diddly-ho, fellow BlueSkyrinos. Here's a friendly reminder to preserve your Duolingo streak today. Bullets don't stop him. He can't be outrun nor does he tire. It's too late for me.
January 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Hi-diddly-ho, fellow BlueSkyrinos. Here's a friendly reminder to preserve your Duolingo streak today. Bullets don't stop him. He can't be outrun nor does he tire. It's too late for me.
Life Pro Tip: It's easier to learn every word of a foreign language and how to use it in a sentence than it is to learn that language.
January 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Life Pro Tip: It's easier to learn every word of a foreign language and how to use it in a sentence than it is to learn that language.
Dear everyone in the world,
Please remind me to cancel my LinkedIn Premium trial before the end of the month. On a related note, if you're reading this after January 2025 and I'm still a premium member, I may have a kidney to sell you.
Please remind me to cancel my LinkedIn Premium trial before the end of the month. On a related note, if you're reading this after January 2025 and I'm still a premium member, I may have a kidney to sell you.
January 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Dear everyone in the world,
Please remind me to cancel my LinkedIn Premium trial before the end of the month. On a related note, if you're reading this after January 2025 and I'm still a premium member, I may have a kidney to sell you.
Please remind me to cancel my LinkedIn Premium trial before the end of the month. On a related note, if you're reading this after January 2025 and I'm still a premium member, I may have a kidney to sell you.
Just finished reading my first book of the year!
I genuinely enjoyed the first half, patiently tolerated the second half, and was left utterly confused by the ending.
I hereby award Yellowface two thumbs up out of five.
I genuinely enjoyed the first half, patiently tolerated the second half, and was left utterly confused by the ending.
I hereby award Yellowface two thumbs up out of five.
January 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Just finished reading my first book of the year!
I genuinely enjoyed the first half, patiently tolerated the second half, and was left utterly confused by the ending.
I hereby award Yellowface two thumbs up out of five.
I genuinely enjoyed the first half, patiently tolerated the second half, and was left utterly confused by the ending.
I hereby award Yellowface two thumbs up out of five.