Knightjar
@knight-jar.bsky.social
Ceramicist, nerd, nature lover. 🏳️🌈
Okay so what’s the normal response to people randomly telling you that your hair looks good because I haven’t figured it out apparently
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Okay so what’s the normal response to people randomly telling you that your hair looks good because I haven’t figured it out apparently
(Kicking open the door to my house) I’m gonna need some QUALITY SNUGGLES tonight cats and dog because I am FUCKING TRAUMATIZED
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
(Kicking open the door to my house) I’m gonna need some QUALITY SNUGGLES tonight cats and dog because I am FUCKING TRAUMATIZED
"Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't."
- Mark Twain
(who is often quoted as saying a paraphrased simplified version of this with similar sentiment)
- Mark Twain
(who is often quoted as saying a paraphrased simplified version of this with similar sentiment)
I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that
November 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
August 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
Need me some warm sand and calming waves stat
August 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Need me some warm sand and calming waves stat
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st george and the dragon (2019)
April 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
st george and the dragon (2019)
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All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies
#art ✧ #watershipdown ✧ #transrights ✧ #rabbit
#art ✧ #watershipdown ✧ #transrights ✧ #rabbit
May 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies
#art ✧ #watershipdown ✧ #transrights ✧ #rabbit
#art ✧ #watershipdown ✧ #transrights ✧ #rabbit
I will never forgive Apple for getting rid of their headphone jack and giving the wired headphones a lightning cable end. More than ever people seem to use their phones without headphones to watch videos on the subway and you cannot convince me that change isn’t partly responsible.
August 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Me: I’m going to make animals that most people get excited about
Also me: that’s nice let’s make a mountain goat cup
Also me: that’s nice let’s make a mountain goat cup
August 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Me: I’m going to make animals that most people get excited about
Also me: that’s nice let’s make a mountain goat cup
Also me: that’s nice let’s make a mountain goat cup
August 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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My mom watches a lot of murder mysteries / police procedurals and I think the bit I keep doing where I yell “WHERE is your LAWYER” in every interrogation scene is funny every single time
July 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My mom watches a lot of murder mysteries / police procedurals and I think the bit I keep doing where I yell “WHERE is your LAWYER” in every interrogation scene is funny every single time
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corporations on july 1st:
July 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
corporations on july 1st:
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July 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
FOUND IT
July 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
July 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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rpg cat triptych (2021)
July 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
rpg cat triptych (2021)
I was not at all sure if the texture would translate when I put it on but was I was painting it all I could tell it’s gonna be 😘
July 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I was not at all sure if the texture would translate when I put it on but was I was painting it all I could tell it’s gonna be 😘
July 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Off to the studio tomorrow to texture all these climbing holds on these mugs
July 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Off to the studio tomorrow to texture all these climbing holds on these mugs
July 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Today’s @ologies.bsky.social was all about rattlesnakes and of course it derailed all my plans for the studio today
#ceramics #pottery #snake
#ceramics #pottery #snake
June 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Today’s @ologies.bsky.social was all about rattlesnakes and of course it derailed all my plans for the studio today
#ceramics #pottery #snake
#ceramics #pottery #snake