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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Lives in a house where the law says the rent doesn't change.
Always the same.
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Making free busses
Affordable housing
Providing the food

What a cool dude
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
on the one hand, this is boring and i hate it. OTOH, it makes Long Island look like a lion lying in wait to attack New Jersey
This image shows the new commuter rail map issued by the MTA this year. After decades of more geographically accurate maps, the streamlined look has returned. Which map do you prefer?
October 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
make Herr's yours
August 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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A a new home team.
June 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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A Muslim son of immigrants might become mayor of NYC in part because he cross endorsed and supported a Jewish candidate and Black candidate, and vice versa.

It's a beautiful American story for the rest of us. A nightmare for all the right people ;)

It's so New York.
June 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
June 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.
May 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Jokerless ✅
Balatro ✅
April 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
laughed so hard my eyes rolled into the back of my head, subscribe to @channel6.bsky.social
March 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Mar 6
The heists occurred in several California counties, where the alleged thief would load his shopping cart with the expensive building toys and disappear into the parking lot in a matter of minutes.
California man charged after Lego larceny worth $25,000
The heists occurred in several California counties, where the alleged thief would load his shopping cart with the expensive building toys and disappear into the parking lot in a matter of minutes.
www.npr.org
March 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
felt like a poor man’s Rainbolt for too long but eventually found the Circumnavigation pole. trip to Denver is officially a success @adamchase.bsky.social @thewheatgerm.bsky.social
December 4, 2024 at 1:19 AM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Night (cured) ham acquired @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
November 29, 2024 at 3:32 AM
mods are asleep post bird
November 28, 2024 at 11:56 PM
somehow don’t think they’ll get here on time
December 15, 2023 at 6:59 PM
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The Braves are going to take stock, look at what they have and what they need, and then move to a new stadium 40 miles further from Atlanta that's in the middle of an even bigger mall. It's going to have a Cabela's in it that will be visible from space.
October 13, 2023 at 4:28 AM
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Aides tell Mayor Adams that the floodwaters are threatening the deposits of minerals and gems beneath the New York City that give it its special energy. He hops into a city vehicle and drives it down the sidewalk to a restaurant owned by someone who has been imprisoned twice for Medicare fraud.
September 29, 2023 at 2:36 PM
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[*strums guitar*] you know who else was sent to his death by an Italian?
August 21, 2023 at 8:42 PM
Spotted at Windows Up in Prospect Heights @thewaroncars.bsky.social
August 23, 2023 at 12:31 AM
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me: there's a bloody oar in the water

friend: that's foreboding

me: shut up, I know what they're for
August 20, 2023 at 7:55 PM
here too post
August 19, 2023 at 7:42 PM