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Burger mimic puppet is finished
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Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Pelican
(2022)
August 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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I can't believe we finally have Mother 4
August 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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The best way I can think of to celebrate Rare's 40th is to release Viva Pinata 2 on PC.
Rare 40th Anniversary Box Set 4xLP Vinyl up for preorder at The Yetee ($110) buff.ly/UVDpLRu #ad
August 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Cinema is back folks #FantasticFour
July 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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A quickie. Had to draw Chunners in this before I left for my trip.
June 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Maxi-me: I'm only having one croissant

The croissant 👇
June 26, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Other people: "Why do we need another Jurassic World movie? The last one was trash"

Me seeing the spinosaurus with the latest scientifically accurate tail:
June 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Breaking news: Brian Wilson, the founder of the Beach Boys, whose catalogue of hits includes “I Get Around,” “Don’t Worry Baby” and “California Girls," has died at 82.
Brian Wilson, singer-songwriter who created the Beach Boys, dies at 82
His early hits — “Surfer Girl,” “I Get Around,” “All Summer Long,” “Help Me, Rhonda” and “California Girls” — evoked a fantasy world of fast cars, beautiful youth, eternal surf and sunshine on an imm...
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June 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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gf’s dad saw this big guy out in the wild yesterday, strapped in all safe and sound 😴
May 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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That's right
May 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Emma Frost - Marvel Rivals
May 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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So over for you hoes
May 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I love you Samus, I love you Metroid.
May 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Mantis - Marvel Rivals
May 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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He does this every Friday.
May 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Jacking off is a lot like dentistry, still feels like it's in the stone ages. Really need innovation in the field. Which is why I'm proud to announce Jerking Off 2
May 1, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Somehow The Farmer was Replaced taught me how to write a Python-esque program that will play Snake indefinitely on an arbitrary sized-grid, optimizing for maximum length snakes.

I'm pleased with myself. This game is really cool. store.steampowered.com/app/2060160/...
April 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
How it feels to learn something and then it comes up again later in a completely separate piece of media.
April 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Cine2Nerdle Battle - THE ANIME

Northernlion vs robbievidiots

#LetourneArt

[PART 2 of 2]
April 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM