K. M. Alexander
@kmalexander.bsky.social
Writer. Gadabout. Designer. Weird map
guy. Buy my weird horror books.
Vashon, WA - He/Him
guy. Buy my weird horror books.
Vashon, WA - He/Him
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K. M. Alexander
@kmalexander.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Hey, I'm K. M. Alexander.
I #write weird #horror novels: kmalx.co/BFC
I'm a #designer working on all sorts of things.
I also make free #fantasy map tools: kmalx.co/Brushes
There's more at my website: kmalexander.com
I #write weird #horror novels: kmalx.co/BFC
I'm a #designer working on all sorts of things.
I also make free #fantasy map tools: kmalx.co/Brushes
There's more at my website: kmalexander.com
I think I'm becoming a Dead Internet Accelerationist.
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I think I'm becoming a Dead Internet Accelerationist.
After reading a bunch of the Epstein emails over the last few days, this makes total sense.
after reading how all these rich folks write i think i understand why they believe everyone else needs a chatbot to write everything from emails and text message to novels
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
After reading a bunch of the Epstein emails over the last few days, this makes total sense.
Read My New Short Story – REM State: fieldwork.
For a recent scary story night, I decided to explore a setting that had been rattling around in my head for a while. REM State is unrelated to The Bell Forging Cycle, but it shares a similar DNA. I like massive cities and weird creatures, what can I…
For a recent scary story night, I decided to explore a setting that had been rattling around in my head for a while. REM State is unrelated to The Bell Forging Cycle, but it shares a similar DNA. I like massive cities and weird creatures, what can I…
Read My New Short Story – REM State: fieldwork.
For a recent scary story night, I decided to explore a setting that had been rattling around in my head for a while. REM State is unrelated to The Bell Forging Cycle, but it shares a similar DNA. I like massive cities and weird creatures, what can I say? I don't write short stories all that often, but instead of filing this one away and forgetting about it, I figured it'd be fun to release it.
kmalexander.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Read My New Short Story – REM State: fieldwork.
For a recent scary story night, I decided to explore a setting that had been rattling around in my head for a while. REM State is unrelated to The Bell Forging Cycle, but it shares a similar DNA. I like massive cities and weird creatures, what can I…
For a recent scary story night, I decided to explore a setting that had been rattling around in my head for a while. REM State is unrelated to The Bell Forging Cycle, but it shares a similar DNA. I like massive cities and weird creatures, what can I…
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when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now
October 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now
An Anti-Imperialist
“And so I am an anti-imperialist. I am opposed to having the American eagle put its talons on any other land.” Mark Twain
“And so I am an anti-imperialist. I am opposed to having the American eagle put its talons on any other land.” Mark Twain
An Anti-Imperialist
“And so I am an anti-imperialist. I am opposed to having the American eagle put its talons on any other land.” Mark Twain
kmalexander.com
October 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
An Anti-Imperialist
“And so I am an anti-imperialist. I am opposed to having the American eagle put its talons on any other land.” Mark Twain
“And so I am an anti-imperialist. I am opposed to having the American eagle put its talons on any other land.” Mark Twain
🔱 M A R I N E R S 🔱
(This is a baseball account now, fyi.)
(This is a baseball account now, fyi.)
October 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
🔱 M A R I N E R S 🔱
(This is a baseball account now, fyi.)
(This is a baseball account now, fyi.)
M A R I N E R S
I'm not crying. You're crying.
I'm not crying. You're crying.
October 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
M A R I N E R S
I'm not crying. You're crying.
I'm not crying. You're crying.
Uly Pupdate: Summer 2025
He's now a year and a half old, and we've had a significant summer! Uly got fixed in June, and as is common in large breeds, he also underwent a gastropexy to prevent GDV. As a result, the beginning of the summer was a bit slow. We did get him a little suit to keep him…
He's now a year and a half old, and we've had a significant summer! Uly got fixed in June, and as is common in large breeds, he also underwent a gastropexy to prevent GDV. As a result, the beginning of the summer was a bit slow. We did get him a little suit to keep him…
Uly Pupdate: Summer 2025
He's now a year and a half old, and we've had a significant summer! Uly got fixed in June, and as is common in large breeds, he also underwent a gastropexy to prevent GDV. As a result, the beginning of the summer was a bit slow. We did get him a little suit to keep him from picking at his sutures, and as a benefit, it made him look like a little man from the turn of the century, about to go for a swim and an egg cream at the beach.
kmalexander.com
September 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Uly Pupdate: Summer 2025
He's now a year and a half old, and we've had a significant summer! Uly got fixed in June, and as is common in large breeds, he also underwent a gastropexy to prevent GDV. As a result, the beginning of the summer was a bit slow. We did get him a little suit to keep him…
He's now a year and a half old, and we've had a significant summer! Uly got fixed in June, and as is common in large breeds, he also underwent a gastropexy to prevent GDV. As a result, the beginning of the summer was a bit slow. We did get him a little suit to keep him…
"Listers: A Glimpse Into Extreme Birdwatching" might be one of the best movies I've seen this year, and for some reason, it's not on Letterboxd. Seriously... watch it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-w...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-w...
LISTERS: A Glimpse Into Extreme Birdwatching
YouTube video by owen reiser
www.youtube.com
September 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
"Listers: A Glimpse Into Extreme Birdwatching" might be one of the best movies I've seen this year, and for some reason, it's not on Letterboxd. Seriously... watch it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-w...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-w...
This is incredible to watch.
GEOGUESSR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP 2025 HIGHLIGHTS
YouTube video by GeoGuessr
youtu.be
September 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
This is incredible to watch.
I was not ready for Viggo Mortensen's Colonel Sanders.
August 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I was not ready for Viggo Mortensen's Colonel Sanders.
The Smoker Paddock
Every day, I have someone emailing asking where I've been for the last month or so. (That's not true, but it's a good way to start my first post in nearly a month.) Well, I have been busy! For a while now, Kari-Lise and I have spent any free time hard at work building out a…
Every day, I have someone emailing asking where I've been for the last month or so. (That's not true, but it's a good way to start my first post in nearly a month.) Well, I have been busy! For a while now, Kari-Lise and I have spent any free time hard at work building out a…
The Smoker Paddock
Every day, I have someone emailing asking where I've been for the last month or so. (That's not true, but it's a good way to start my first post in nearly a month.) Well, I have been busy! For a while now, Kari-Lise and I have spent any free time hard at work building out a patio/gazebo/outdoor cooking space/chef's garden that I am calling our Smoker Paddock.
kmalexander.com
August 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The Smoker Paddock
Every day, I have someone emailing asking where I've been for the last month or so. (That's not true, but it's a good way to start my first post in nearly a month.) Well, I have been busy! For a while now, Kari-Lise and I have spent any free time hard at work building out a…
Every day, I have someone emailing asking where I've been for the last month or so. (That's not true, but it's a good way to start my first post in nearly a month.) Well, I have been busy! For a while now, Kari-Lise and I have spent any free time hard at work building out a…
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Business cards, yes! Manuscript, no! Also "networking" is just about getting to meet people! Tell people about your work if they ask! Keep it really short if they do! If they don't bring it up, just be a cool human they can know! If an agent/editor says "send me work," do it when you get home!
@scalzi.com hello! I am going to Worldcon this week in the hopes of networking (I’m doing one of the meetups) to shop my manuscript. I have no one in my circle I can ask this question: what should I bring? I figure business cards and… 10 copies of my first 30 pages?
August 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Business cards, yes! Manuscript, no! Also "networking" is just about getting to meet people! Tell people about your work if they ask! Keep it really short if they do! If they don't bring it up, just be a cool human they can know! If an agent/editor says "send me work," do it when you get home!
As one of the concerned Alexanders mentioned in the post below, I have purchased Jason's new book, which I will read and determine from there if I am safe. 😉
My novella We Who Hunt Alexanders is now out in the world. To all the people named Alex and Alexander who expressed concerns on if the monsters in my book would be hunting them down, I want to officially state there's no reason to worry. 1/ www.apexbookcompany.com/products/we-...
We Who Hunt Alexanders - Apex Book Company
WE WHO HUNT ALEXANDERS by Jason Sanford is a dark, cosmic novella following a neurodivergent main character in a gothic, dangerous world.
www.apexbookcompany.com
July 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
As one of the concerned Alexanders mentioned in the post below, I have purchased Jason's new book, which I will read and determine from there if I am safe. 😉
July 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Should I be concerned about the title and content of this book? ;)
My Big Idea essay on @scalzi.com's Whatever blog discusses why I wrote about a neurodiverse main character in my new novella We Who Hunt Alexanders.
Hint: In fiction, the mask comes off. As someone on the spectrum and with ADHD, I mean that literally. whatever.scalzi.com/2025/07/23/t...
Hint: In fiction, the mask comes off. As someone on the spectrum and with ADHD, I mean that literally. whatever.scalzi.com/2025/07/23/t...
The Big Idea: Jason Sanford
More important than writing for an audience, is writing for yourself. Author Jason Sanford has chosen to write true to himself above all else, not holding anything back in this Big Idea for his new…
whatever.scalzi.com
July 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Should I be concerned about the title and content of this book? ;)
I don't understand how this is in any way satisfying.
People Hated the 'Squid Game' Ending, so They’re Using AI to Make New Ones
The AI slop aficionados said,
gizmodo.com
July 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I don't understand how this is in any way satisfying.
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more businesses are relying on heroin use to increase employee efficiency. studies have found that one employee on heroin can replace three non-heroin employees at a fraction of the cost. ceo's should consider implementing heroin in their organizations or risk being left behind, say heroin dealers
July 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
more businesses are relying on heroin use to increase employee efficiency. studies have found that one employee on heroin can replace three non-heroin employees at a fraction of the cost. ceo's should consider implementing heroin in their organizations or risk being left behind, say heroin dealers
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i think nba rookies should have to play their whole first season in a hat and suit. pay your dues and show some respect for the game
June 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i think nba rookies should have to play their whole first season in a hat and suit. pay your dues and show some respect for the game
Creativity Within Stillness
When we moved to the island, Uly was still a young puppy. So, when I began taking him for walks around the area, I usually found myself going without earbuds or headphones. Initially, I did this so I could listen for approaching vehicles, other dogs, mountain bikers, or…
When we moved to the island, Uly was still a young puppy. So, when I began taking him for walks around the area, I usually found myself going without earbuds or headphones. Initially, I did this so I could listen for approaching vehicles, other dogs, mountain bikers, or…
Creativity Within Stillness
When we moved to the island, Uly was still a young puppy. So, when I began taking him for walks around the area, I usually found myself going without earbuds or headphones. Initially, I did this so I could listen for approaching vehicles, other dogs, mountain bikers, or general hazards a big, silly puppy might be oblivious to. However, as time passed, I found myself increasingly relishing those moments of mental stillness.
kmalexander.com
June 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Creativity Within Stillness
When we moved to the island, Uly was still a young puppy. So, when I began taking him for walks around the area, I usually found myself going without earbuds or headphones. Initially, I did this so I could listen for approaching vehicles, other dogs, mountain bikers, or…
When we moved to the island, Uly was still a young puppy. So, when I began taking him for walks around the area, I usually found myself going without earbuds or headphones. Initially, I did this so I could listen for approaching vehicles, other dogs, mountain bikers, or…