Kyle Lynch
@klynch.bsky.social
Singer, hiker, Florida Man living in NYC.
I suck at social media
I suck at social media
Dick Cheney is dead.
What a great way to start the day.
I laughed when I read the news.
What a great way to start the day.
I laughed when I read the news.
November 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Dick Cheney is dead.
What a great way to start the day.
I laughed when I read the news.
What a great way to start the day.
I laughed when I read the news.
This is called hosting. But instead of hosting the usual dinner party, you are hosting a brunch party
The Hottest New Cafe Is in Someone’s Living Room
Young hosts are turning their apartments into makeshift coffeehouses, and documenting the process on social media. Are they social events or side hustles?
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July 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
This is called hosting. But instead of hosting the usual dinner party, you are hosting a brunch party
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just think: by this time tomorrow we're all going to somehow be even MORE anxious
November 4, 2024 at 10:02 PM
just think: by this time tomorrow we're all going to somehow be even MORE anxious
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we don’t talk enough about how expensive voting is. I had to buy four different disguises, and never mind the uncompensated labor of coming up with names and backstories
October 28, 2024 at 10:55 PM
we don’t talk enough about how expensive voting is. I had to buy four different disguises, and never mind the uncompensated labor of coming up with names and backstories
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I heard there was a secret mash
That turned into a graveyard smash
But you don't really care for monsters, do you?
That turned into a graveyard smash
But you don't really care for monsters, do you?
October 28, 2024 at 2:28 AM
I heard there was a secret mash
That turned into a graveyard smash
But you don't really care for monsters, do you?
That turned into a graveyard smash
But you don't really care for monsters, do you?
I'm a true masochist. I check 538 frequently to look at the poll numbers.
October 20, 2024 at 11:29 PM
I'm a true masochist. I check 538 frequently to look at the poll numbers.
I could only stomach 15 minutes of the debate.
September 11, 2024 at 1:40 AM
I could only stomach 15 minutes of the debate.
I watched 4 minutes of Fox News (Ingraham) & they are unhinged. They talked about the government wanting tap water to be safe to drink like its a bad thing. They see basically anything done by the government to be bad. Except tax cuts for the rich & controlling people bodies of course. Batshit crazy
August 23, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I watched 4 minutes of Fox News (Ingraham) & they are unhinged. They talked about the government wanting tap water to be safe to drink like its a bad thing. They see basically anything done by the government to be bad. Except tax cuts for the rich & controlling people bodies of course. Batshit crazy
Post your "I'm sad" album
August 12, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Post your "I'm sad" album
This guy has a surprising number of near fatal incidents.
“Willie is the short Black guy living in San Francisco,” Holden said. “I’m a tall Black guy living in Los Angeles.
“I guess we all look alike,” Holden told POLITICO, letting out a loud laugh. www.politico.com/news/2024/08...
“I guess we all look alike,” Holden told POLITICO, letting out a loud laugh. www.politico.com/news/2024/08...
The other Black politician who says he was with Trump in that near-fatal chopper crash
Former Los Angeles city councilman and state senator Nate Holden said in an exclusive interview late Friday that he remembers the near-death experience well.
www.politico.com
August 10, 2024 at 9:24 PM
This guy has a surprising number of near fatal incidents.
Unfortunately this is red meat for the base.
Vance on Harris: "She thinks she's better than us. She thinks she's better than you."
Ladies and gentlemen, we have arrived at uppity.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have arrived at uppity.
It's darkly hilarious to watch this perpetually face-planting buffoon, this absolutely clownish creep, turn himself into a ventriloquist's dummy to echo Trump's most demented brain farts. The man is a walking punch line. www.threads.net/@aaron.rupar...
August 4, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Unfortunately this is red meat for the base.
RFK Jr could have hit and killed that bear cub. Then lie about it. He is a Kennedy, after all.
August 4, 2024 at 9:42 PM
RFK Jr could have hit and killed that bear cub. Then lie about it. He is a Kennedy, after all.
The Times is a wasteland. They are so pumped for another Trump term.
July 18, 2024 at 1:15 PM
The Times is a wasteland. They are so pumped for another Trump term.
I'm really late on this, but R.I.P. James Chance. Relistening to White Cannibal.
July 18, 2024 at 1:06 PM
I'm really late on this, but R.I.P. James Chance. Relistening to White Cannibal.
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June 28, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Actually paid attention for the first time to the lyrics in "Electric Avenue," and uhhhh not sure how I missed all of that.
I blame Montgomery Ward.
I blame Montgomery Ward.
June 20, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Actually paid attention for the first time to the lyrics in "Electric Avenue," and uhhhh not sure how I missed all of that.
I blame Montgomery Ward.
I blame Montgomery Ward.
The "sharpest" legal minds from the best law schools couldn't understand bump stocks. These are the people with lifelong posts controlling 1/3 of the government. We're fucked.
“During arguments, the justices appeared to struggle to understand the mechanics of a bump stock and precisely how it increases a gun’s firing speed.” www.nytimes.com/2024/06/14/u...
Supreme Court Rejects Trump-Era Ban on Gun Bump Stocks
The justices found that the administration exceeded its power in prohibiting the sale and possession of the gun attachments.
www.nytimes.com
June 14, 2024 at 3:07 PM
The "sharpest" legal minds from the best law schools couldn't understand bump stocks. These are the people with lifelong posts controlling 1/3 of the government. We're fucked.
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Oh god that's the stuff
May 30, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Oh god that's the stuff
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Hell yeah I know body parts. Make me a doctor you cowards
May 23, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Hell yeah I know body parts. Make me a doctor you cowards
I'm starting to think this Alito fellow isn't on the up-and-up
Breaking News: A second provocative flag linked to Jan. 6 was flown at a home of the Supreme Court justice Samuel Alito. nyti.ms/3Vaf3Kd
May 23, 2024 at 3:24 AM
I'm starting to think this Alito fellow isn't on the up-and-up