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Quick tip for people with busy schedules
November 14, 2023 at 8:14 PM
Quick tip for people with busy schedules
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just gained another inch 💪
October 21, 2023 at 4:21 AM
just gained another inch 💪
what if humans had rights? wouldn't that be neat?
October 14, 2023 at 6:34 PM
what if humans had rights? wouldn't that be neat?
coming outta the enby closet one inch at a time 🤪
October 7, 2023 at 3:27 PM
coming outta the enby closet one inch at a time 🤪
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All in all we’re just a bunch of weird little guys on a rock in space
May 7, 2023 at 5:01 PM
All in all we’re just a bunch of weird little guys on a rock in space
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“u reap what u sow” i don’t remember planting the terrors of the world
October 7, 2023 at 12:35 AM
“u reap what u sow” i don’t remember planting the terrors of the world
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Grammar is just another type of made up law
October 3, 2023 at 5:34 PM
Grammar is just another type of made up law
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According to legend, if you see a spider on Halloween, it's actually the spirit of a loved one watching over you. So I guess if you see a ghost on Halloween, it's actually a spider. Confusing but good information to have on hand.
September 3, 2023 at 1:18 AM
According to legend, if you see a spider on Halloween, it's actually the spirit of a loved one watching over you. So I guess if you see a ghost on Halloween, it's actually a spider. Confusing but good information to have on hand.
pleated skirts are gender neutral but circle skirts are for girls, change my mind idk idk
September 29, 2023 at 11:45 AM
pleated skirts are gender neutral but circle skirts are for girls, change my mind idk idk
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K-cups are the pre-rolled joints of the coffee world I will not elaborate
September 28, 2023 at 1:03 PM
K-cups are the pre-rolled joints of the coffee world I will not elaborate
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Mid life crisis? Oh darling no, I plan to have a fantastic life crisis!
September 16, 2023 at 11:53 PM
Mid life crisis? Oh darling no, I plan to have a fantastic life crisis!
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![Normal vegetables: you must store us at
the right temperature, in the right humidity,
or we will spoil and rot in no time.
Potatos: WHERE'S THE FUCKING SOIL
[Photo of a potato with roots reaching out everywhere from the shelf it's stored on]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pc7ouddx7mhvxkygqpzirqh7/bafkreiaasr4dpwcbd36qadqhmomqiq2foe34chqmnjfsqxhozloqkrbz3u@jpeg)
this barbie's a stoner 🍃
September 9, 2023 at 10:02 PM
this barbie's a stoner 🍃
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sprinkling a little salt on her pussy to bring out that ooomommy flavor
August 19, 2023 at 6:09 PM
sprinkling a little salt on her pussy to bring out that ooomommy flavor
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This is actually my 3rd rodeo and I still have a lot of questions about rules and regulations
August 19, 2023 at 6:37 AM
This is actually my 3rd rodeo and I still have a lot of questions about rules and regulations
it's hot as balls y'all can we please stop approving new oil contracts?
August 19, 2023 at 7:37 PM
it's hot as balls y'all can we please stop approving new oil contracts?
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yay! I put the leftovers away promptly!!
August 19, 2023 at 2:38 AM
yay! I put the leftovers away promptly!!
um so I just realized I set my cover image on BLUEsky as a sunset...so embarrassing ✌️😔
August 19, 2023 at 2:08 AM
um so I just realized I set my cover image on BLUEsky as a sunset...so embarrassing ✌️😔
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Standing perfectly still so I don't accidentally spend money
August 17, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Standing perfectly still so I don't accidentally spend money
*tap tap* is this thing on?
August 17, 2023 at 11:13 PM
*tap tap* is this thing on?