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klarion15.bsky.social
Klarion, The Witchboy
@klarion15.bsky.social
300 followers 140 following 36 posts
The world is a weird, wild, and wonderful trashfire and I adore every second of it. Too dumb for New York, too ugly for L.A., proudly Pansexual.
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bobchipman.bsky.social
Like I am STRUGGLING financially right now. The economics of my profession have cut my average payouts basically down to 1/4 what they were pre-COVID. I meet every requirement for ICE, and I wouldn't sign up for that sh-- at double what they were offering. F--- off.
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thruaglassdarkly.bsky.social Thru A Glass Darkly @thruaglassdarkly.bsky.social · 6d
that choice was made in a system that provides few jobs that pay well with benefits, respect & opportunity to those who don't hale from society's "upper crust."

How many would choose to work at ICE or the military if they had better job opportunities that didn't require them to mete out torture?
December 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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bobchipman.bsky.social
Buddy, there's always a better job than hurting and killing other people for money. If you take the "hurting and killing other people" job instead, it's because you thought something else was beneath you but THAT wasn't. Sorry not sorry.
thruaglassdarkly.bsky.social Thru A Glass Darkly @thruaglassdarkly.bsky.social · 6d
that choice was made in a system that provides few jobs that pay well with benefits, respect & opportunity to those who don't hale from society's "upper crust."

How many would choose to work at ICE or the military if they had better job opportunities that didn't require them to mete out torture?
December 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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sarahz.bsky.social
The shift from "sir this is a Wendy's" to "just put the fries in the bag" indicates a cultural rightward shift; whereas the former is making fun of someone by implying they're a customer doing too much, the latter is making fun of someone by implying they're a *worker* & should know their place
The "pepe Silvia" meme screenshot from It's Always Sunny. A guy standing in front of a bunch of newspapers connected by red string, looking unhinged
December 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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bobchipman.bsky.social
Also, Jane Kaczmarek seems like a perfectly fine person and she's clearly talented but "Malcom's Mom" is everything people claim was wrong with "Jerkass Homer" x1000 - just one of the most hateful one-note characters awful 2000s television ever produced. Sorry not sorry.
bobchipman.bsky.social Bob Chipman 🔜PAX East @bobchipman.bsky.social · 3d
I found most of it mean-spirited without also being funny. I enjoyed bits of it - usually the B-stories apart from the main cast - but overall my impression of it was always "An inferior network ripoff of 'PETE & PETE' made by smug assholes"
December 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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wolfskulljack.bsky.social
A month ago I adopted a one eyed hamster from my local animal shelter
Hamster comic reads ‘I’ve lost count of how many days I’ve spent in this rodent body. Time moves differently here. My estimate is one more human year to find Fenrir and release him so that I can gain my God form’ One eyed hamster page that reads Odin The All Hamster Hamster comic that reads ‘This is now my third residence with a human. This particular female seems overly attentive’ Comic page that reads ‘ Human offers me tribute of song. Hold me closer tiny hamster, sing us a song you’re a hamster man, Rhythm is a hamster, it’s beginning to look like hamster’ And of treats. This pleases me
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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shegodclaire.bsky.social
MICRO ALERT! #sissy #sph #sissyexposure
December 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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animaniac89.bsky.social
A good video by @bobchipman.bsky.social on the weird place Quentin Tarantino occupies in modern pop culture. I would say Tarantino's enthusiastic support of the IDF's genocide is also an issue with QT. But Bob is right, he's always kinda been this.

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New Big Picture - QUENTIN TARANTINO NEEDS TO SHUT UP
YouTube video by moviebob
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December 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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tsemilystone.bsky.social
tboy feet my religion
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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tsemilystone.bsky.social
manhandling boys while a girl >>
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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tsemilystone.bsky.social
just uploaded a free version of this to pornhub.

and ofc the full 15+ min is on my OF with no ppv. 💞
December 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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tsemilystone.bsky.social
supervisor was being annoying so i had sex with her gf in front of her #unionjobs
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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mistressblunt.bsky.social
🚨NEW🚨Simple Pleasures, Simple Man: Red Stiletto Worship


Gag on my heel until nothing exists besides thoughts of worshiping my utter and complete perfection, paired with Jimmy Choos.
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December 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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fightful.com
Mercedes Mone on her greatest rival.

“It would definitely be Bayley…. or just WWE in general, and its booking.”
December 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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chaoticblossom.com
Happy Hump Day - Mommy's ready to play - are you? 😉

#ass #thong
Chaoticblossom ass and bare feet
December 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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petebuttigieg.bsky.social
The clear takeaway from today is that Donald Trump is not unstoppable and you are not powerless.
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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ladyemily.nebula.tv
I hate the online reaction cycle that praises a piece of art a lot and uses it as an example of what’s good about the medium but then the moment it gets awards or enough acclaim or fandom, suddenly we have to talk about how it’s actually not really that good and it’s overrated and always sucked
December 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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shegodclaire.bsky.social
are you a #fart breather?
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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shegodclaire.bsky.social
Off to Pilates, ready to sniff My sweaty leggings after?
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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shegodclaire.bsky.social
you think I care about your budget???
#findom
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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shegodclaire.bsky.social
Why don’t you forget your little responsibilities and spend today gooning for a dominant brat? #femdom #findom
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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shegodclaire.bsky.social
3 min customs $15 all day long. DM Me your perverted little fantasy freaks
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
klarion15.bsky.social
@shegodclaire.bsky.social Sooooo glad you’re here Mommy!! And your newest post!!?? 🤤🤤🤤
December 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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shegodclaire.bsky.social
Worship My #feet
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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bobchipman.bsky.social
Elon Musk got LEGITIMATELY OUT-WITTED by *Donald Trump* at the presidential level of basic office politics and we ALL watched it happen in public. These are not serious men.
December 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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schnorkles.bsky.social
I really think this is all the marbles rn. If they actually have to back down and release Garcia, the admin will have lost one of the largest, most public fights of the Stephen Miller homeland security plan and I don't think they can quite recover from it tbh.
reichlinmelnick.bsky.social Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 22d
🚨Judge Xinis finds that, incredibly, Mr. Abrego Garcia was never ordered deported in 2019. She notes that every since this saga began all the way back in March, the government has NEVER been able to produce any evidence that the immigration judge actually issued a removal order.
B. No Order of Removal Exists for Abrego Garcia No such order of removal exists for Abrego Garcia. When Abrego Garcia was first wrongly expelled to El Salvador, the Court struggled to understand the legal authority for even seizing him in the first place. At the first hearing in Abrego I, the Court inquired of Respondents’ counsel: The Court: I want to ask, though, the very specific question, if there is a final order of removal, what . . . document got this process started? There is no warrant for his arrest by an order of removal. There is no statement of probable cause. There’s no charge. There’s no report that says that anyone saw Mr. Abrego Garcia doing anything illegal or criminal. So what is the actual document that gave these officers the authority to start this process? Counsel: That is not in the record, and the government has not put that into the record. And that’s the best I can do. Abrego I, ECF No. 33 at 21:11–22. The Court continued to press counsel about the existence of a removal order and was told plainly that none can be found: The Court: Okay. So if there’s a Title 8 removal order, there would be an order of removal that’s being executed, and we don’t have one for Mr. Abrego Garcia, right? . . . Do you have that order? . . . Is it in the record? Counsel: I do not have that order. It is not in the record. Id. at 23:7–24:4. Since that time, Respondents have never produced an order of removal despite Abrego Garcia hinging much of his jurisdictional and legal arguments on its non-existence. ECF No. 1 ¶¶ 68–69; ECF No. 32 at 10, 15–17, 27; ECF No. 87 at 11–12. Indeed, Respondents twice sponsored the testimony of ICE officials whose job it is to effectuate removal orders, and who candidly admitted to having never seen one for Abrego Garcia. See ECF No. 107 at 30:16–22 (testimony of Cantú) (“Q: Based upon your many years of experience you described to us, you know what a final order of removal looks like, right, sir? Cantú: I do. Q: And have you seen a final order of removal in regard to Mr. Abrego Garcia? Cantú: I have not.”). See also Abrego I, ECF No. 234 at 46:6–12 (testimony of interim Assistant Director for ICE Removal Operations, Thomas Giles (“Giles”)) (“Q: You have not seen the final order of removal, have you, sir? Giles: What do you mean by that? Q: I mean, you have not seen a piece of paper that represents the final order of removal vis-a-vis Mr. Abrego Garcia, correct? Giles: No, I have not.”).15 Based on this, the Court concludes that no order of removal exists.
December 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM