Ben, a Cuddly Kitteh
@kitteh.tea-cats.co.uk
Professional code wrangler, amateur tea drinker, part-time cuddler (but willing to go full time for the right people).
Warning: This catboy contains much *nya*, which is known to the State of Catifornia to cause cuteness.
Warning: This catboy contains much *nya*, which is known to the State of Catifornia to cause cuteness.
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July 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Cursed #kubernetes idea: a ManualReviewScheduler that, wherever a new Pod resource is created, raises a service ticket back at corporate asking which node it should be assigned to.
Each pod becomes a line item in a change management meeting.
Each pod becomes a line item in a change management meeting.
June 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Cursed #kubernetes idea: a ManualReviewScheduler that, wherever a new Pod resource is created, raises a service ticket back at corporate asking which node it should be assigned to.
Each pod becomes a line item in a change management meeting.
Each pod becomes a line item in a change management meeting.
Very honoured to go on a tour of a polyhedral dice mine; here’s a photo of raw dice before polishing, numbering, and balancing.
June 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Very honoured to go on a tour of a polyhedral dice mine; here’s a photo of raw dice before polishing, numbering, and balancing.
Hey, that Displacer Beast is my emotional support animal! (The emotion is “fear”)
May 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Hey, that Displacer Beast is my emotional support animal! (The emotion is “fear”)
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Holy shit. Sex Matters, LGB Alliance, Transgender Trend and Genspect have gone full mask off.
If you want to look, you can see the link in post below.
I’ll be writing to every MP I can to alert them to this.
Flip sake. Go to watch #StewartLee and come back to this.
If you want to look, you can see the link in post below.
I’ll be writing to every MP I can to alert them to this.
Flip sake. Go to watch #StewartLee and come back to this.
a man in a suit and tie is singing into a microphone while standing on a stage .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie (comedian. Stewart Lee) is making goofy faces and noises into a microphone
media.tenor.com
April 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Holy shit. Sex Matters, LGB Alliance, Transgender Trend and Genspect have gone full mask off.
If you want to look, you can see the link in post below.
I’ll be writing to every MP I can to alert them to this.
Flip sake. Go to watch #StewartLee and come back to this.
If you want to look, you can see the link in post below.
I’ll be writing to every MP I can to alert them to this.
Flip sake. Go to watch #StewartLee and come back to this.
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"Professionalism" is a ploy to stop more programmers from wearing cat ears because it makes them too powerful
April 8, 2025 at 8:40 AM
"Professionalism" is a ploy to stop more programmers from wearing cat ears because it makes them too powerful
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Reposted by Ben, a Cuddly Kitteh
Rhetoric is a skill entirely separate from "being correct."
March 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Rhetoric is a skill entirely separate from "being correct."
Today in review, through the medium of version control branch names:
- INC-1483
- INC1483 (for the one system that can't handle dashes in slugs)
- nya
- raise-the-technical-deficit-ceiling
- nyaaaa
- nyaaaaaaaa.a
- INC-1483
- INC1483 (for the one system that can't handle dashes in slugs)
- nya
- raise-the-technical-deficit-ceiling
- nyaaaa
- nyaaaaaaaa.a
March 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Today in review, through the medium of version control branch names:
- INC-1483
- INC1483 (for the one system that can't handle dashes in slugs)
- nya
- raise-the-technical-deficit-ceiling
- nyaaaa
- nyaaaaaaaa.a
- INC-1483
- INC1483 (for the one system that can't handle dashes in slugs)
- nya
- raise-the-technical-deficit-ceiling
- nyaaaa
- nyaaaaaaaa.a
Cat Realtor: "So this next box is a knock-through for extra space"
Cat: "...this is stack of delivery pizza boxes with the middles clawed out"
Realtor: "A knock-through!"
Cat: "...this is stack of delivery pizza boxes with the middles clawed out"
Realtor: "A knock-through!"
February 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Cat Realtor: "So this next box is a knock-through for extra space"
Cat: "...this is stack of delivery pizza boxes with the middles clawed out"
Realtor: "A knock-through!"
Cat: "...this is stack of delivery pizza boxes with the middles clawed out"
Realtor: "A knock-through!"
we'll snugg and we'll mewl, like true sleepy kitties
snugg and we'll mewl amongst soft blankies
'til we fall sleeping in the channel of fair dreaming
from sundown to sunrise is a long 40 winks
snugg and we'll mewl amongst soft blankies
'til we fall sleeping in the channel of fair dreaming
from sundown to sunrise is a long 40 winks
February 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
we'll snugg and we'll mewl, like true sleepy kitties
snugg and we'll mewl amongst soft blankies
'til we fall sleeping in the channel of fair dreaming
from sundown to sunrise is a long 40 winks
snugg and we'll mewl amongst soft blankies
'til we fall sleeping in the channel of fair dreaming
from sundown to sunrise is a long 40 winks
Developers Hate Him For Following This One Secret Technique (actually reading the JIRA ticket)
February 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Developers Hate Him For Following This One Secret Technique (actually reading the JIRA ticket)
My role in the polycule?
I give headpats to all cuties who do not headpat themselves.
I give headpats to all cuties who do not headpat themselves.
February 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My role in the polycule?
I give headpats to all cuties who do not headpat themselves.
I give headpats to all cuties who do not headpat themselves.
Time is inexorably slipping into the past. There is a darkness at the periphery of things. Time to do laundry.
February 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Time is inexorably slipping into the past. There is a darkness at the periphery of things. Time to do laundry.
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Quick! ChatGPT is down send a litmus test to all your coworkers to see if they actually know anything.
February 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Quick! ChatGPT is down send a litmus test to all your coworkers to see if they actually know anything.
There's a sleepy kitteh on your time line
Do they know know what's going on this time?
If you ask a sleepy kitteh,
if they're getting dreamy,
An incident waddles in and sleepy kitteh's gone.
Do they know know what's going on this time?
If you ask a sleepy kitteh,
if they're getting dreamy,
An incident waddles in and sleepy kitteh's gone.
January 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
There's a sleepy kitteh on your time line
Do they know know what's going on this time?
If you ask a sleepy kitteh,
if they're getting dreamy,
An incident waddles in and sleepy kitteh's gone.
Do they know know what's going on this time?
If you ask a sleepy kitteh,
if they're getting dreamy,
An incident waddles in and sleepy kitteh's gone.
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"Dick Pick died at age 56 due to stroke complications"
oh COME ON.
oh COME ON.
January 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"Dick Pick died at age 56 due to stroke complications"
oh COME ON.
oh COME ON.
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computers are a completely normal field where there are databases built on descendants of PICK OS, a database made in the 60s to organize parts for a helicopter that never existed, for a system called Generalized Information Retrieval Language System (GIRLS), as created by a guy named Dick Pick.
January 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
computers are a completely normal field where there are databases built on descendants of PICK OS, a database made in the 60s to organize parts for a helicopter that never existed, for a system called Generalized Information Retrieval Language System (GIRLS), as created by a guy named Dick Pick.
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January 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Combinyatorics is a complexity field, but purrmutations can create cats in frightening new forms.
January 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Combinyatorics is a complexity field, but purrmutations can create cats in frightening new forms.
hewwo world :3
Fun fact: signing up takes a bunch longer if you decide to run a PDS and then flip your handle. I could have just "signed up" but no, first I had a pressing desire to rebuild a docker image as a debian package...
Fun fact: signing up takes a bunch longer if you decide to run a PDS and then flip your handle. I could have just "signed up" but no, first I had a pressing desire to rebuild a docker image as a debian package...
January 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
hewwo world :3
Fun fact: signing up takes a bunch longer if you decide to run a PDS and then flip your handle. I could have just "signed up" but no, first I had a pressing desire to rebuild a docker image as a debian package...
Fun fact: signing up takes a bunch longer if you decide to run a PDS and then flip your handle. I could have just "signed up" but no, first I had a pressing desire to rebuild a docker image as a debian package...