Ben, a Cuddly Kitteh
kitteh.tea-cats.co.uk
Ben, a Cuddly Kitteh
@kitteh.tea-cats.co.uk
Professional code wrangler, amateur tea drinker, part-time cuddler (but willing to go full time for the right people).

Warning: This catboy contains much *nya*, which is known to the State of Catifornia to cause cuteness.
Based on conversation elsewhere, I have realised this will require a ChangeManagementMeetingAutoscaler component which if the backlog of unscheduled pods grow will add more people to the change management meetings in order to make decisions faster.
June 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Don’t treat your workloads like cattle or pets, treat them like many big bureaucracies treat humans (a way that is unhelpful all around)
June 29, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Yes?
June 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If not we can just reboot and put it back, no problems
June 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Can we meld two 32 bit architectures together to create the 64 one we need?
June 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
At least you can be sure that the live stream chat will only have wrong answers.
Which is another way it is the same as gaming
June 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
If reviews start describing games and art as “polysaturated” I’m going to get so excited and rapidly so disappointed.
June 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
What’s the efficiency rating?
May 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Ok, untap, perfectly order my deck, uhhh, help, how do I get to upkeep?
May 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Or, some repeatable Fling 🤔
April 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It was going so well until that final moment
April 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Time for a “whenever this becomes tapped” deck
March 5, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Maybe back pain was a plague sent to programming after the invention of C++?
February 21, 2025 at 8:35 AM