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kitchensinging.bsky.social
@kitchensinging.bsky.social
Nobody's home and I'm going to sing now
Battleships have a purpose! That purpose? Giving kids a sense of purpose! What purpose is that? Uhhh we'll give you money to work on a battleship! You don't want to be like those poors that we just *give* food to for no purpose! What's *our* purpose? Battleships!
December 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It's inherently disproven by the existence of the concept of a "productivity increase"
December 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
You need metric temperature to make metric make unified sense. One kcal is the energy required to heat one liter of water by one degree Celsius.
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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The response to this feels somewhat akin to the response to Hillbilly Elegy— that certain liberals must read it and praise it so that they can properly and publicly perform humility to atone for their eliteness. This is despite both of these books being written by Ivy Leaguers.
December 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The only agency that has never passed an audit? That's the good one to have where it's okay.
December 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
It didn't change anything because it was just to impress the standard geopolitical narrative on kids. The Order of the White Lotus backing Aang against the Fire Nation was neoliberal world police backing victimized groups against rising ethnonationalism.
December 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Relax, it's been less than 24 hours and it's the holidays.

You are (were? are?) my favorite podcaster ever by far because of your choice of interests.
December 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
[Googling furiously]

Korokstein and Smourok

Korok Ornsteon

Ornsteina nd Smoughrok

Yah-hah pling pling plong
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
“Intentionally sent to communities where they did not know people,” wow
December 22, 2025 at 9:01 AM
It’s called Grocery Outlet you troglodyte
December 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It was the one thing about which my dad had no opinion and couldn't dictate my approach
December 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Inequality of monitoring and enforcement doesn't mean these violations aren't violations.
December 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
fuck
December 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
people are always laughing knowingly all the way up until the dinner table scene stuns everyone into silence
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Counterpoint: Did you just say ONE THOUSAND DOLLAR SHOES
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Sounds like policy to me!
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM