"But these -- crumbly foods! Scones, 'cookie crusts' and so on...they purport to be something you can either eat on the go or dissect on a plate with utensils when they are truly -- neither...not a food at all! An unprepared, undigestible *thing*, I -- I cannot stand it..."

This made me think of Sri Lankan systems ecologist, Dr. Ranil Senanayake, who had a concise narrative tying malaria to a certain model of development in an interview with Ecosocialist Horizons:

Woah black betty