Asphodel
kitaspholais.bsky.social
Asphodel
@kitaspholais.bsky.social
she/her

"everyone knows what a dragon looks like"
@schumer.senate.gov WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
January 16, 2026 at 9:34 AM
December 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

Well we have corollary:
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social

please read some Kefka Palazzo quotes
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Meanwhile in hell
#bubba
#trump
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
July 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
fine, I've abandoned my crusade against implied kyrptanine selective breeding practices
July 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
congress would NOT have approved a strike on Iran
June 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
@schumer.senate.gov you don't need a god damn bill to block the god damn plane you just need to enforce the constitution this is an open book test,

stop playing by their game, stop letting them set the premise
May 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
@schumer.senate.gov

slowing nominees.........

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE STONEWALLING THEM ENTIRELY
May 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I too, am advocating for due process for Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
April 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
@schumer.senate.gov just fucking resign at this point
you're an embarrassment
March 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
facebook gif search:
"I do good?????"
March 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
@amyklobuchar.com
stop advancing appointments what the fuck is wrong with you
February 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
February 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
@schumer.senate.gov you're just making people want to roll the dice on revolution
February 14, 2025 at 8:51 AM
@schumer.senate.gov you are throwing away 2028 because you're just campaigning AND EVERYONE SEES THROUGH IT
February 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
@schumer.senate.gov
what the hell happened to blocking nominations asshole?
February 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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LMAOOOO
February 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
@schumer.senate.gov
listen to me mother fucker

STOP THE CAMPAIGNING AND DO SOMETHING OR THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE A 2028
February 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Trump is again doing that weird thing where he signs executive orders that need to be explained to him just before he signs them
February 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
the aeon is the self

the aeon exceeds god

aeon vs god
February 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
if reality is broken than ascension is easy

affirmations
February 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
.......... exactly how much context am I missing on bad hair green lantern with... is he even wearing green?
December 27, 2024 at 1:29 AM