Asphodel
kitaspholais.bsky.social
Asphodel
@kitaspholais.bsky.social
she/her

"everyone knows what a dragon looks like"
@spacekicker.bsky.social

you were supposed to write homelander being utterly powerless against superman until he acquired some krytonite

obviously
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
@spacekicker.bsky.social

why would you write home"I-can't-lift-the-plane"lander equal to superman

but worse yet...

you have implied that goku is weaker than homelander

might want to apologize to latin america
February 10, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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A federal judge has ordered the release of a father and his 5-year-old son held at an immigration detention center in Dilley, Texas. news4sanantonio.com/news/loca...

Federal judge orders release of detained father, 5-year-old son held at Dilley facility
A federal judge ordered the release of a father and his 5-year-old son who were being held at an immigration detention center in Dilley, Texas.
news4sanantonio.com
January 31, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here.

(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
January 31, 2026 at 6:13 PM
@schumer.senate.gov WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
January 16, 2026 at 9:34 AM
December 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

Well we have corollary:
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social

please read some Kefka Palazzo quotes
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Meanwhile in hell
#bubba
#trump
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
July 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
fine, I've abandoned my crusade against implied kyrptanine selective breeding practices
July 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
congress would NOT have approved a strike on Iran
June 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
@schumer.senate.gov you don't need a god damn bill to block the god damn plane you just need to enforce the constitution this is an open book test,

stop playing by their game, stop letting them set the premise
May 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
@schumer.senate.gov

slowing nominees.........

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE STONEWALLING THEM ENTIRELY
May 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I too, am advocating for due process for Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
April 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
@schumer.senate.gov just fucking resign at this point
you're an embarrassment
March 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
facebook gif search:
"I do good?????"
March 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
@amyklobuchar.com
stop advancing appointments what the fuck is wrong with you
February 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
February 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
@schumer.senate.gov you're just making people want to roll the dice on revolution
February 14, 2025 at 8:51 AM
@schumer.senate.gov you are throwing away 2028 because you're just campaigning AND EVERYONE SEES THROUGH IT
February 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
@schumer.senate.gov
what the hell happened to blocking nominations asshole?
February 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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LMAOOOO
February 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM