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get it together
if all you have is ambition, that’s all you’ll ever have
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I passed my criminal justice test because I pictured Brennan Lee Mulligan yelling “THAT IS AN EIGHTH AMENDMENT VIOLATION!” at a farmer to remember Farmer v. Brennan (1994). thank u improv
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
TikTok is just StumbleUpon with videos
November 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
make it illegal to rent any domicile that has an active mortgage and watch the country fix itself
November 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Boycott all sports related activities and content for one week and watch the US buckle.
October 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
good news: somehow the combination of forgetting your meds, smoking too much weed, and staying up too late still results in a prophesy from God
October 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I feel like I maybe picked the worst 4 years to get my bachelors
October 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
truly I don’t know if I am beautiful but I do know that all gas station cashiers stutter or giggle when they talk to me so maybe that’s something
October 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
mark my words: if anything happens to Dolly Parton Taylor Swift is absolutely going to make it about herself somehow
October 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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This administration is flooding the zone so furiously that people have largely lost track of the lethal attacks on boats in the Caribbean, the gov’t shutdown, the economy, failed release of the Epstein files & so much else. It’s a tactic of would-be strongmen.
October 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Get fucked, Pedo Prez. Your chaos and bullshit won't distract us from the Epstein files.

We won't be silenced because you raped little girls.
October 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
absolutely stunning, catch the band playing “Strange Fruit” and the Nina Simone reference. as a lifelong resident of the Deep South, this song is so haunting and yet hopeful to me.
Hayley Williams: True Believer | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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October 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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It's tempting to treat "the American right is a death cult" as rhetorical hyperbole, but when you look at e.g. their enthusiasm for executing people who are *clearly* innocent, no actually these people really do just worship and revel in death and murder
October 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Holy shit this is amazing.

Trump only knows like 200 words and they’re in the Epstein card celebrating shared atrocities
Holy crap. Trump will make the FCC crucify Jimmy Kimmel for this.
October 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein
October 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I had to take two personality tests and an aptitude test to wait tables, but there is ZERO vetting for elected officials. Lawyers take the Bar, Doctors take the MCAT, and politicians can just buy their way in. Often with other people’s money. the PRESIDENT doesn’t have to have qualifications??
October 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
free palestine
October 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Country fans are upset with Zach Bryan after he criticized ICE in a song.

But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
October 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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No one is covering the GOP's scheme to rig congressional maps for 2026 as closely as Democracy Docket. It is providing gavel to gavel coverage of the ongoing hearing over whether the Texas gerrymander will be in place for the midterms.

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October 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Schiff: "If a president in secret can put names on a list and kill them, then there is no war power still retained by Congress, and there's no check on an executive who may drag us into another war."
October 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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🚨🚨🚨Chicago - NOW!🚨🚨🚨
1/2
October 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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If we are taking in “trillion” of dollars in tariffs:

1. Why haven’t we paid down a cent of the debt?

2. Why can’t we afford to not fuck millions of people over with expiring insurance subsidies?

3. Why is none of it being used to help the abysmal job market?
October 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Let's focus on Steven Millers slip up on CNN.
Who the hell does he think he is?

Plenary?Plenary authority?

No Steven Miller, Wrong again!!

No! You do not plenary authority to harm the American Public. It is cruel and illegal. You do not have the executive power to overthrow our own government
October 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
impeach the whole goddamned administration. the corruption has rotted the entire country at this point
October 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM