Jesse (🐊’s kitten)
@kiryusmalewife.gay
Actually a cat irl. Polyamorous lover of hot old men. Proudly trans and intersex. 💍 to Kiryu, hyper fixated on RGG and One Piece. 🔞 PFP: lunareden.bsky.social
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Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
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happy turkey day
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
happy turkey day
Is it wrong of me to let Heidi wander around the house looking for me instead of telling her I’m right here because it’s like a little game of hide and seek where I don’t have to actually do anything?
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Is it wrong of me to let Heidi wander around the house looking for me instead of telling her I’m right here because it’s like a little game of hide and seek where I don’t have to actually do anything?
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
I like it when Michael Caine’s role in a movie is either kindly old wise man or corrupt, mean piece of shit.
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I like it when Michael Caine’s role in a movie is either kindly old wise man or corrupt, mean piece of shit.
I haven’t been watching movies that much lately so idk maybe this is still a thing, but good god the 2010s had some kind of obsession with pigeonholing these exhaustingly terrible forced relationships into every fucking movie.
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I haven’t been watching movies that much lately so idk maybe this is still a thing, but good god the 2010s had some kind of obsession with pigeonholing these exhaustingly terrible forced relationships into every fucking movie.
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
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the highlight of posting stuff that people interact with is hitting some insane username pulls in your notifs
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
the highlight of posting stuff that people interact with is hitting some insane username pulls in your notifs
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This ep is about a species without gender, so pronouns inevitably come up. Riker makes a mistake and gets corrected. He apologizes, asks what pronouns Soren prefers, and then says he will do his best to be better going forward.
If Riker could figure this out in 1992, your MAGA uncle has no excuse.
If Riker could figure this out in 1992, your MAGA uncle has no excuse.
October 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This ep is about a species without gender, so pronouns inevitably come up. Riker makes a mistake and gets corrected. He apologizes, asks what pronouns Soren prefers, and then says he will do his best to be better going forward.
If Riker could figure this out in 1992, your MAGA uncle has no excuse.
If Riker could figure this out in 1992, your MAGA uncle has no excuse.
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
“Sorry I’m late to work. There was a kitty.”
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
“Sorry I’m late to work. There was a kitty.”
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this is what it's like, yeah.
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
this is what it's like, yeah.
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I would force Disney to make a 2D hand drawn Journey To The West film with a Chinese American director.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I would force Disney to make a 2D hand drawn Journey To The West film with a Chinese American director.
“I’ve never heard Aurora use quite that tone of voice.” says Cloud, watching me yell at Eden at the top of my lungs while playing RV There Yet.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
“I’ve never heard Aurora use quite that tone of voice.” says Cloud, watching me yell at Eden at the top of my lungs while playing RV There Yet.
Ladies at the DMV talking shit about me right in front of me without making any attempt to keep their voice down is WILD. GIRL, PLEASE.
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Ladies at the DMV talking shit about me right in front of me without making any attempt to keep their voice down is WILD. GIRL, PLEASE.
How you gonna see my name spelled Jesse and then come into my office and call me JESSICA!!!
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
How you gonna see my name spelled Jesse and then come into my office and call me JESSICA!!!
Okay I’m finally watching the Defunctland Disney channel theme video and I’m like 5 minutes in and holy shit the production quality??? Good lord, man.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Okay I’m finally watching the Defunctland Disney channel theme video and I’m like 5 minutes in and holy shit the production quality??? Good lord, man.
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The brick in question
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The brick in question
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Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
I hope it’s fucking freezing on Thursday because I have big plans for an introvert’s Thanksgiving meal at a restaurant with good soup and dumplings to warm the soul. =w=
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I hope it’s fucking freezing on Thursday because I have big plans for an introvert’s Thanksgiving meal at a restaurant with good soup and dumplings to warm the soul. =w=
I just know Crocodile so broad that I could sleep on top of him like a mattress.
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I just know Crocodile so broad that I could sleep on top of him like a mattress.