kris
@kirbymutual.bsky.social
president of the boygirl community / kirby enjoyer / vocal music education major. any pronouns, 20.
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Hunter Biden was already publicly hung though
Pretty fitting that the last post I saw before twitter went down was the guy from dukes of hazard threatening to kill the president
December 21, 2023 at 6:21 AM
Hunter Biden was already publicly hung though
So happy everyone in Elon musks million dollar group chat is still dead naming it
December 21, 2023 at 6:01 AM
So happy everyone in Elon musks million dollar group chat is still dead naming it
So happy everyone in Elon musks million dollar group chat is still dead naming it
December 21, 2023 at 5:58 AM
So happy everyone in Elon musks million dollar group chat is still dead naming it
Grandma got run over by a ford focus
December 14, 2023 at 5:28 AM
Grandma got run over by a ford focus
I fucking hate enhanced shuffle Spotify is like oh you wanna hear all your lovely amazing perfect curated songs but then what if I just threw in absolute garbage every now and then as a jumpscare
December 11, 2023 at 10:46 PM
I fucking hate enhanced shuffle Spotify is like oh you wanna hear all your lovely amazing perfect curated songs but then what if I just threw in absolute garbage every now and then as a jumpscare
If I had nine lives like a cat I would use at least eight of them to off myself in front of customers
December 9, 2023 at 10:59 PM
If I had nine lives like a cat I would use at least eight of them to off myself in front of customers
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Call to action
December 8, 2023 at 5:02 PM
Call to action
Proud to report I can now have a little weed as a treat
Proud to report I refrained from having a little weed as a treat
I can have a little weed as a treat (going insane)
December 8, 2023 at 6:00 PM
Proud to report I can now have a little weed as a treat
I show up to the function early as fuck cause one thing about me is I will be getting the worm
December 8, 2023 at 5:58 PM
I show up to the function early as fuck cause one thing about me is I will be getting the worm
I'm on break now. it's time to play inner peace simulator
December 8, 2023 at 3:30 AM
I'm on break now. it's time to play inner peace simulator
i have got to get some hoes... I'm approaching nuclear levels of single. Lethal levels of single. I'm outside praying divorce on happy couples
December 8, 2023 at 3:28 AM
i have got to get some hoes... I'm approaching nuclear levels of single. Lethal levels of single. I'm outside praying divorce on happy couples
Im at your moms house getting more milk than santa on christmas eve
December 8, 2023 at 3:27 AM
Im at your moms house getting more milk than santa on christmas eve
God gives me his toughest battles (having the discipline to spend my day off doing productive things that I need to do)
November 10, 2023 at 2:55 PM
God gives me his toughest battles (having the discipline to spend my day off doing productive things that I need to do)
They call me dwayne the way I rock
November 10, 2023 at 2:53 PM
They call me dwayne the way I rock
who clocked in maladaptive daydreaming on the sales floor
October 22, 2023 at 7:22 PM
who clocked in maladaptive daydreaming on the sales floor
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weird bitches make the world go round
July 1, 2023 at 7:17 PM
weird bitches make the world go round
im in a very heavy era of just wanting to dissociate and not exist in reality for a while except i also have 100000 very important things to prepare for and actively work at so that's fun. now is not the time brain
October 21, 2023 at 1:11 AM
im in a very heavy era of just wanting to dissociate and not exist in reality for a while except i also have 100000 very important things to prepare for and actively work at so that's fun. now is not the time brain
tritones killed my grandma
October 20, 2023 at 3:47 PM
tritones killed my grandma
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“insanely, unfathomably motivated by raw, animal spite” is my answer whenever anyone asks how I’ve succeeded in life
I run my entire life on weapons grade spite
October 16, 2023 at 10:30 PM
“insanely, unfathomably motivated by raw, animal spite” is my answer whenever anyone asks how I’ve succeeded in life
*mixing a drink* I'm studying for my 21st birthday
October 15, 2023 at 10:08 PM
*mixing a drink* I'm studying for my 21st birthday
when I die I'll leave everything to the one person whose always been there for me: sketchy loose ibuprofen at the bottom of my bag
October 14, 2023 at 11:37 PM
when I die I'll leave everything to the one person whose always been there for me: sketchy loose ibuprofen at the bottom of my bag
germans who slay be like cuntserven ja
October 14, 2023 at 2:14 AM
germans who slay be like cuntserven ja
Twitter being renamed to X is appropriate given that porn is the only thing it's still useful for
September 29, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Twitter being renamed to X is appropriate given that porn is the only thing it's still useful for
Who up putting the D in the bass
September 24, 2023 at 6:33 PM
Who up putting the D in the bass