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Okay, that’s convinced me: I’m never breaking into a quarry and playing in it again.
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Okay, that’s convinced me: I’m never breaking into a quarry and playing in it again.
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Blowing up a Russian sub in its own port while simultaneously hacking into Russian surveillance cameras to watch it is quite the flex!
First Combat Use of Underwater Kamikaze Drones: Russian Kilo class Submarine Disabled in Novorossiysk
The Security Service of Ukraine (SSU) has carried out a special operation in the port of Novorossiysk, marking the first-ever combat use of underwater kamikaze drones.
The Security Service of Ukraine (SSU) has carried out a special operation in the port of Novorossiysk, marking the first-ever combat use of underwater kamikaze drones.
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Blowing up a Russian sub in its own port while simultaneously hacking into Russian surveillance cameras to watch it is quite the flex!
“Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away! We appreciate that.”
- Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem during yesterday's cabinet meeting
- Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem during yesterday's cabinet meeting
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
“Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away! We appreciate that.”
- Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem during yesterday's cabinet meeting
- Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem during yesterday's cabinet meeting
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I would call Pete Hegseth a war criminal, but we aren’t at war. He’s just a mass murderer.
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I would call Pete Hegseth a war criminal, but we aren’t at war. He’s just a mass murderer.
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That Trump / Mamdani press conference was so weird. Donald was so tame, like Zohran was taking a pig for a walk.
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
That Trump / Mamdani press conference was so weird. Donald was so tame, like Zohran was taking a pig for a walk.
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Dear Congress,
The POTUS is calling for the deaths of citizens and elected leaders who have committed no crimes. It is time for impeachment, conviction and removal from office.
Sincerely,
A constituent.
The POTUS is calling for the deaths of citizens and elected leaders who have committed no crimes. It is time for impeachment, conviction and removal from office.
Sincerely,
A constituent.
November 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Dear Congress,
The POTUS is calling for the deaths of citizens and elected leaders who have committed no crimes. It is time for impeachment, conviction and removal from office.
Sincerely,
A constituent.
The POTUS is calling for the deaths of citizens and elected leaders who have committed no crimes. It is time for impeachment, conviction and removal from office.
Sincerely,
A constituent.
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So this is really what MAGA is going with
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
So this is really what MAGA is going with
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Quite a hill to die on.
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Quite a hill to die on.
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2037 AD. 98% of humans on the planet are employed as life coaches. All the life coaches have life coaches. Each must search hard for new clients. “Fuck off out my kitchen!” say The People. “I’ve already had six of you in here today, trying to unlock my true potential. I just want to clean the oven."
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
2037 AD. 98% of humans on the planet are employed as life coaches. All the life coaches have life coaches. Each must search hard for new clients. “Fuck off out my kitchen!” say The People. “I’ve already had six of you in here today, trying to unlock my true potential. I just want to clean the oven."
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The Hell Lane bridleway, in West Dorset, is an excellent place to visit if you like interdimensional portals and scary Pagan graffiti.
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The Hell Lane bridleway, in West Dorset, is an excellent place to visit if you like interdimensional portals and scary Pagan graffiti.
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A typo I particularly enjoyed was when, intending to write "omnivore", I somehow wrote “omnivole” instead. An omnivore is of course very different to an omnivole, which is a special and venerated breed of vole who manages to be everywhere at once.
October 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
A typo I particularly enjoyed was when, intending to write "omnivore", I somehow wrote “omnivole” instead. An omnivore is of course very different to an omnivole, which is a special and venerated breed of vole who manages to be everywhere at once.
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Just a reminder that Emily Austin, who just launched “Hot Girls for Cuomo,” participated in the White House Epstein files binder stunt.
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Just a reminder that Emily Austin, who just launched “Hot Girls for Cuomo,” participated in the White House Epstein files binder stunt.
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Only a strong and powerful leader like Trump can bring this war ravaged city back from the brink of destruction and anarchy.
October 8, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Only a strong and powerful leader like Trump can bring this war ravaged city back from the brink of destruction and anarchy.
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ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
September 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
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Can't we just get healthcare
September 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Can't we just get healthcare
As Rick Wilson so aptly put it on 'The Breakdown' this week-
Why are people wringing their hands over the supposed power of Sinclair and Nexstar as 'influential media companies'? Broadcast television is a 'buggy whip' business that's on the Boomer Clock, with an audience that is rapidly dying out.
Why are people wringing their hands over the supposed power of Sinclair and Nexstar as 'influential media companies'? Broadcast television is a 'buggy whip' business that's on the Boomer Clock, with an audience that is rapidly dying out.
September 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
As Rick Wilson so aptly put it on 'The Breakdown' this week-
Why are people wringing their hands over the supposed power of Sinclair and Nexstar as 'influential media companies'? Broadcast television is a 'buggy whip' business that's on the Boomer Clock, with an audience that is rapidly dying out.
Why are people wringing their hands over the supposed power of Sinclair and Nexstar as 'influential media companies'? Broadcast television is a 'buggy whip' business that's on the Boomer Clock, with an audience that is rapidly dying out.
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Lol. Lmao, even
App for outing Charlie Kirk’s critics leaked its users’ personal data
An app for anonymously reporting individuals accused of speaking ill against conservative Charlie Kirk leaked personal data about its users.
san.com
September 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Lol. Lmao, even
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
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A photo I took of my cats making their way back home after killing a man.
August 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
A photo I took of my cats making their way back home after killing a man.
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She was a criminal and now they are giving her the honors of an American hero at the same time that the Republicans in the House refuse to hang a plaque honoring the hundreds of Capitol Police that defended them. Just disgusting. thehill.com/policy/defen...
Air Force to provide funeral honors to Ashli Babbitt
The U.S. Air Force will provide Jan. 6 rioter Ashli Babbitt with military funeral honors, reversing a Biden-era decision that denied her family’s request, according to a legal group that has …
thehill.com
August 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
She was a criminal and now they are giving her the honors of an American hero at the same time that the Republicans in the House refuse to hang a plaque honoring the hundreds of Capitol Police that defended them. Just disgusting. thehill.com/policy/defen...
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Playing this on repeat...
August 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Playing this on repeat...
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Remember when we all used to clap every night to thank doctors, nurses, scientists, and public health workers for saving lives?
Thanks to disinformation, people in these professions are now frequently threatened and attacked. There is no way society can keep functioning like this.
Thanks to disinformation, people in these professions are now frequently threatened and attacked. There is no way society can keep functioning like this.
August 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Remember when we all used to clap every night to thank doctors, nurses, scientists, and public health workers for saving lives?
Thanks to disinformation, people in these professions are now frequently threatened and attacked. There is no way society can keep functioning like this.
Thanks to disinformation, people in these professions are now frequently threatened and attacked. There is no way society can keep functioning like this.