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Kinky Things I Like
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Just some kinky things I like and thoughts I think. Locked in a #behindbarz #chastity belt. #BDSM & #FF switch, #hedonist, cat dad. Married to @vanillaontheside.bsky.social.

Find me on Fetlife: https://fetlife.com/Daddy_ThiccLegs
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Day 120. Being taken out, used, and put back without cumming feels amazingly right. I don’t have a cock and balls anymore; it’s a metal shell containing and compressing me into a tight ball of heat and *need*.

#humpday #behindbarz #gaychastity #teamlocked #chastity #steeljockstrap #bdsm #justapole
I’d give him a safeword and go ham on him.
Leave? I don't think so... a tied up naked man... so many options that could be done😈
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Trying out a left-handed keypad setup. I often use one on the left side at work. Not sure how I feel about the right-shifted trackpad.
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I miss having a sane president in the White House who also had a sense of humor and could laugh at himself.

And not a stitch of gold paint in sight.
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Procrastinating getting dressed after a shower. Definitely been a bed rotting fall so far.

#chastity #gaychastity #piercednipples #thiccthighs #nipplerings #behindbarz #chastitybelt #dadbod
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This is the kind of dick I need in my life.
#tbt to beating up @vorenus211's [birthday] cakes at Bears Bikers and Mayhem 2022 😈
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
No Country for Old Gooners

The Goonfather

The Many Gooners of Newark
Goon in 60 seconds.
All gooners go to heaven
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Be careful out there y’all, just got a phishing attempt DM on this here platform. Reported it as illegal and urgent.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Did the thing. It’s giving TRS-80 vibes.

#framework #framework16 #righttorepair
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Literally less than 60 seconds after texting the electrician, everything starts working again. What the actual fuck.
Well fuck. About half of the power circuits in my house aren’t working (mostly ones with original wiring from the 1930s) but the circuit breaker isn’t tripped. I don’t have a regular electrician, either. This is not how I wanted to start my day.
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Well fuck. About half of the power circuits in my house aren’t working (mostly ones with original wiring from the 1930s) but the circuit breaker isn’t tripped. I don’t have a regular electrician, either. This is not how I wanted to start my day.
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
And here in the states, we're rapidly coming up on my favorite time of the year.
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Age yourself with gaming 🎮
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Lol
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
So, so many of you.
I want to fuck oomf’s boyfriend with him so bad, it’s insane
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Welp, just did the thing. My credit card hates me, but it will recover in time.
My 2018 Dell XPS laptop is finally giving up the ghost after 7 years of faithful (if very warm) service. I’ve replaced enough components in it for it to be the Laptop of Theseus. Time to pull the trigger on a @frame.work Laptop 16; I’m a sucker for modular, self-repairable devices. 🤓
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Oldest selfie on my phone is from December 2002. I was 20 but looked 14.
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I really hope Governor Spanberger signs the act legalizing marijuana sales as soon as she’s in office. It’s already been passed and was only vetoed by Gov. Sweater Vest because he didn’t get the stadium deal he wanted. Prick.
November 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Those little stretchy lace ones are hot af.
Give boys fruity little chokers 👏
November 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My 2018 Dell XPS laptop is finally giving up the ghost after 7 years of faithful (if very warm) service. I’ve replaced enough components in it for it to be the Laptop of Theseus. Time to pull the trigger on a @frame.work Laptop 16; I’m a sucker for modular, self-repairable devices. 🤓
November 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Made progress on stretching my front hole last night and took the Bakes sounds out for their first outing since my ER mishap last year. The feeling of an 11mm sound being swallowed by first your prostate and then your bladder is mind-blowing. I am so delightfully sore.

#sounding #gaybdsm #cbt
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
That post-play “sore in all the right places and a few that will be problematic tomorrow” feeling. I lost #nonutnovember thanks to some sounds and a prostate in need of a fucking. 🥴

#sounding #gaybdsm #urethraplay
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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I am genuinely shocked at tonight's results. What these victories mean in the next year or two: constitutional protections for LGBT Virginians, constitutional protection for a woman's right to choose, and probably a legal weed marketplace.
November 5, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Oh, thank god.
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Now it's time to go back to Subway Builder until the polls close at 7pm. I've been biting my nails over the Jones/Miyares polling all day.
November 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM