madam, i'm adam
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Boston area | 🏳️🌈
Boston area | 🏳️🌈
Somehow “antipathy for ibuprofen” is one of the surest signs he’s not a true Millennial.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Somehow “antipathy for ibuprofen” is one of the surest signs he’s not a true Millennial.
In that purgatory between shaving days for my show.
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
In that purgatory between shaving days for my show.
Be careful out there y’all, just got a phishing attempt DM on this here platform. Reported it as illegal and urgent.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Be careful out there y’all, just got a phishing attempt DM on this here platform. Reported it as illegal and urgent.
This is absolutely insane. This will annihilate attendances at every team that plays north of DC.
Sources: MLS owners are expected to vote on flipping to fall-spring calendar at Thursday's BOG meeting. Could happen as soon as 2027.
Also: Changes to competition format expected too, including single league table + divisions.
w/ @paultenorio.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Also: Changes to competition format expected too, including single league table + divisions.
w/ @paultenorio.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Sources: MLS owners set to vote on season calendar, format changes Thursday
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This is absolutely insane. This will annihilate attendances at every team that plays north of DC.
Love that I’m getting a handful of fake followers every day now. It’s always profiles featuring women with big breasts who *definitely are real and are interested in my account*.
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Love that I’m getting a handful of fake followers every day now. It’s always profiles featuring women with big breasts who *definitely are real and are interested in my account*.
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
Wasn’t the first one I tried to gif search, but the first one that came up.
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Wasn’t the first one I tried to gif search, but the first one that came up.
Hell yeah. I saw him pitch in Brockton in, like, 2006.
Oil Can Boyd
Pitcher
Debut: 1982 - Retired: 1991
BOS - TEX - MON
Pitcher
Debut: 1982 - Retired: 1991
BOS - TEX - MON
Oil Can Boyd at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Oil Can Boyd
baseball-reference.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Hell yeah. I saw him pitch in Brockton in, like, 2006.
nice
PLAYOFF WINS SINCE 1998
(when MLB went to 30 teams):
116 NYY
86 LAD
77 HOU
69 BOS STL
50 SF
49 ATL
48 PHI
36 CLE
35 NYM
33 DET TEX
29 CHC
28 ARI TB
25 KC
21 LAA SD
20 TOR
19 WSH
18 ATH
17 MIL SEA
14 CWS
13 MIA
9 COL MIN
6 BAL
3 PIT
2 CIN
(when MLB went to 30 teams):
116 NYY
86 LAD
77 HOU
69 BOS STL
50 SF
49 ATL
48 PHI
36 CLE
35 NYM
33 DET TEX
29 CHC
28 ARI TB
25 KC
21 LAA SD
20 TOR
19 WSH
18 ATH
17 MIL SEA
14 CWS
13 MIA
9 COL MIN
6 BAL
3 PIT
2 CIN
November 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
nice
I’m reminded how close we got to having that cunt Lieberman as VP.
We didn’t miss having that cunt Kaine there by all that much, either.
We didn’t miss having that cunt Kaine there by all that much, either.
I have to be careful and not blame all Dem Senators for the cloture vote on Sunday. It wasn’t a majority of the Dems. It was quite a few who aren’t up for reelection. So I don’t even know what they were thinking.
I will continue to support Dems - except for my Senator Fetterman who can rot in hell.
I will continue to support Dems - except for my Senator Fetterman who can rot in hell.
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I’m reminded how close we got to having that cunt Lieberman as VP.
We didn’t miss having that cunt Kaine there by all that much, either.
We didn’t miss having that cunt Kaine there by all that much, either.
If Cory Booker votes to end this shutdown, he’ll have killed his second presidential run before it started.
John Fetterman, Angus King, Maggie Hassan, Dick Durbin, Jon Ossoff, Jeanne Shaheen, Kirsten Gillibrand, Catherine Cortez Masto, Mark Warner, Cory Booker, and of course Chuck Schumer. Maybe others not top of mind. Not all responsible will publicly vote for the cave - that's not how this works.
November 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
If Cory Booker votes to end this shutdown, he’ll have killed his second presidential run before it started.
IIRC this was a plot point in a later season of House of Cards. A straight-up false flag used to invalidate an area’s results and force a partial revote.
We saw this same issue — voting day bomb threats — in 2024. Motive could be strategic voter suppression, but in 2024 it was likely foreign interference designed to cause mayhem and further erode trust in US election. These tactics can also provide pretext for contesting elections later.
Across New Jersey, bomb threats at multiple polling locations have prompted closures and relocations today
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
IIRC this was a plot point in a later season of House of Cards. A straight-up false flag used to invalidate an area’s results and force a partial revote.
I also saw a near-Storrowing around 10:30 a.m.
November 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I also saw a near-Storrowing around 10:30 a.m.
This just reminds me to share my favorite piece of baseball writing: The Green Fields of the Mind.
“It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart.”
mason.gmu.edu/~rmatz/giama...
“It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart.”
mason.gmu.edu/~rmatz/giama...
November 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This just reminds me to share my favorite piece of baseball writing: The Green Fields of the Mind.
“It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart.”
mason.gmu.edu/~rmatz/giama...
“It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart.”
mason.gmu.edu/~rmatz/giama...
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 01,1946
November 01,1946
November 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 01,1946
November 01,1946
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i would love to play center field when a no-doubt 430-foot home run is hit and run into the outfield wall at a dead sprint. as the camera cinematically pans up to follow the ball you briefly see me in the corner of the screen absolutely eating shit
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
i would love to play center field when a no-doubt 430-foot home run is hit and run into the outfield wall at a dead sprint. as the camera cinematically pans up to follow the ball you briefly see me in the corner of the screen absolutely eating shit
peak “remember this guy”
Bobby Kielty
RF-LF
Debut: 2001 - Retired: 2007
OAK - TOR - BOS - MIN
RF-LF
Debut: 2001 - Retired: 2007
OAK - TOR - BOS - MIN
Bobby Kielty at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Bobby Kielty
baseball-reference.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
peak “remember this guy”
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I am *begging* whatever marketer designed this ad to consult a homo before going live with this shit
October 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I am *begging* whatever marketer designed this ad to consult a homo before going live with this shit
I just want to shout out that my report of this *wildly antisemitic comment* was rejected for not breaking any Meta rules.
And trying to appeal that decision was also rejected.
And trying to appeal that decision was also rejected.
glad to see the residents of my old hometown having a normal one about the naturalized Australian running for mayor
October 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I just want to shout out that my report of this *wildly antisemitic comment* was rejected for not breaking any Meta rules.
And trying to appeal that decision was also rejected.
And trying to appeal that decision was also rejected.
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Tattoo number 32. A memorial piece of my sweet Nina. This stuffed cake toy was one her favorites & after she passed I couldn’t bare to get rid of it. My wonderful husband suggested I should get it as remembrance piece. I’m so incredibly happy with how it, and happy I will never forget her.
October 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Tattoo number 32. A memorial piece of my sweet Nina. This stuffed cake toy was one her favorites & after she passed I couldn’t bare to get rid of it. My wonderful husband suggested I should get it as remembrance piece. I’m so incredibly happy with how it, and happy I will never forget her.
I see BlueSky has run out of A_B_D_L content to try and feed me for no reason and has moved on to se_x workers.
(Underscores added to try not to coach the Discover feed otherwise.)
(Underscores added to try not to coach the Discover feed otherwise.)
October 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I see BlueSky has run out of A_B_D_L content to try and feed me for no reason and has moved on to se_x workers.
(Underscores added to try not to coach the Discover feed otherwise.)
(Underscores added to try not to coach the Discover feed otherwise.)
This will forever be one of my favorite photos of them.
October 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This will forever be one of my favorite photos of them.