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thumper
@denyingthumper.com
Sex blogger, apparently. Also, queer polyamorous submissive masochistic anti-fascist underwear enthusiast baseball fan. Permanently locked in male chastity. Read my stuff at denyingthumper.com
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“After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.” — Mr. Spock 🖖🏼
People keep making fun of those guy who was mocapping this robot’s actions and accidentally kicked himself in the nuts but I think it’s hot as fuck.
December 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I literally can’t imagine what having this would be like.
December 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
December 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I’m drunk texting Daddy. What could go wrong?
December 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Ok, just so we’re clear, I’ve had too much to drink. And it’s only quarter after three (where I am).
December 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I asked @denyingthumper.com to write this blog post because I am a data geek and this is a much better method for quantifying time locked than I was using. Got it set up, we’ll see how reliable I am about using it.

#chastity #chastitynerd #teamlocked
December 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
It’d be great if one of you could come over and be mean to my nipples.
December 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I’m going to end 2025 unlocked less than 8 hours which is something I never would have thought possible until I did it. I was locked 364 and 2/3 days out of 364.
December 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
A really handy part of being locked is that nobody can see when you’ve got a hard on. Unless, as happened to me earlier tonight, you end up leaking because you’re horny as fuck and leaving a dark spot on your khaki shorts and you don’t see it until way later.
December 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
You know you’re permanently locked and denied when even when you’re horny as fuck and your balls are aching and your device is packed and desperate you don’t bother reaching into your pants because you know you can’t get to the pathetic atrophied stunted little flap of meat inside the hard plastic.
December 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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be His stress relief #fⲁggot #dadson
December 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The view from/in my shower.
December 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Fuuuuuck I’m so goddamned horny.
December 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Still a banger.
December 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Those were the days.
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I actually found this scene to be unbelievably hot. Should have been ten times longer tbh.
Timothée Chalamet insisted on being spanked for real by Kevin O'Leary in 'Marty Supreme'
Timothée Chalamet took the full force of Kevin O'Leary's paddle whacks during a spanking scene in "Marty Supreme" and refused to use a stand-in.
www.businessinsider.com
December 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I ordered a new Evotion Orion because my original one has a screw that’s hard to get out after three years. The new one was ordered to without texture. Just smooth black nylon. However, they sent me a duplicate of my old one. Ah, well. Still looks great.
December 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Turns out I have kind of a thing for Jamie Campbell Bower.
December 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Should I make a GRWM video and show you my stretching-in-the-shower routine?

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#cuntboy #teamlocked
December 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Threads said my last blog post was sex solicitation lol.
December 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Flimsy black + leopard + flannel
December 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM