King Trash's Midlife Crisis
@kingtrashpossum.bsky.social
37 - she/they - ace/aro - SFW only!
Art, animals, viddygames, & self-loathing! Wow!!!
AI can fuck all the way off
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/drvirus
Art, animals, viddygames, & self-loathing! Wow!!!
AI can fuck all the way off
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/drvirus
Pinned
finally made an actual comm sheet, waow!!
Here is a link to my page where you can see more examples/read the ToS!
www.furaffinity.net/user/drvirus
#commissions #art #furryart #commissionsopen
Here is a link to my page where you can see more examples/read the ToS!
www.furaffinity.net/user/drvirus
#commissions #art #furryart #commissionsopen
hope nobody's super attached to Arc Raiders or the idea of Subnautica 2, both studios are pro-AI chuds 🙃
"Just assume every studio is using it" how about fuck off
"Just assume every studio is using it" how about fuck off
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
hope nobody's super attached to Arc Raiders or the idea of Subnautica 2, both studios are pro-AI chuds 🙃
"Just assume every studio is using it" how about fuck off
"Just assume every studio is using it" how about fuck off
I know it's mostly a Capitalism Issue but damn I wish society as a whole would stop treating November/Thanksgiving like Christmas Lite
November 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I know it's mostly a Capitalism Issue but damn I wish society as a whole would stop treating November/Thanksgiving like Christmas Lite
I genuinely love Dead Hand, I always thought it was a very funny monster the way it waddled slowly across the room, def a critter that deserves to come back in a new Zelda game
#art
#art
October 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I genuinely love Dead Hand, I always thought it was a very funny monster the way it waddled slowly across the room, def a critter that deserves to come back in a new Zelda game
#art
#art
October 22, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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It's soul jar season again!
All October, for a $80 (or 150 for a double jar), I'll collect a spirit of your choice with a befitting collection of objects to keep them safe and comfortable. If you'd like to grab one, dm me before midnight on Halloween - whereafter souls become too slippery to catch
All October, for a $80 (or 150 for a double jar), I'll collect a spirit of your choice with a befitting collection of objects to keep them safe and comfortable. If you'd like to grab one, dm me before midnight on Halloween - whereafter souls become too slippery to catch
October 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It's soul jar season again!
All October, for a $80 (or 150 for a double jar), I'll collect a spirit of your choice with a befitting collection of objects to keep them safe and comfortable. If you'd like to grab one, dm me before midnight on Halloween - whereafter souls become too slippery to catch
All October, for a $80 (or 150 for a double jar), I'll collect a spirit of your choice with a befitting collection of objects to keep them safe and comfortable. If you'd like to grab one, dm me before midnight on Halloween - whereafter souls become too slippery to catch
psure a Science Nerd once explained that bones are encased in a membrane and are actually quite dry, so much that when docs saw through them they gotta use water or w/e to cool them otherwise they -burn-
They're wet on the inside tho cuz marrow makes blood cells. Cronchy outside, creamy filling
They're wet on the inside tho cuz marrow makes blood cells. Cronchy outside, creamy filling
do you ever think about how your bones have always been wet
October 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
psure a Science Nerd once explained that bones are encased in a membrane and are actually quite dry, so much that when docs saw through them they gotta use water or w/e to cool them otherwise they -burn-
They're wet on the inside tho cuz marrow makes blood cells. Cronchy outside, creamy filling
They're wet on the inside tho cuz marrow makes blood cells. Cronchy outside, creamy filling
we aren't shunning AI users hard enough
October 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
we aren't shunning AI users hard enough
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I have been really down on #art lately but here is stinky pirate man again
maybe i will try to offer icons/headshots like this sometime if anyone's interested
maybe i will try to offer icons/headshots like this sometime if anyone's interested
September 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I have been really down on #art lately but here is stinky pirate man again
maybe i will try to offer icons/headshots like this sometime if anyone's interested
maybe i will try to offer icons/headshots like this sometime if anyone's interested
I have been really down on #art lately but here is stinky pirate man again
maybe i will try to offer icons/headshots like this sometime if anyone's interested
maybe i will try to offer icons/headshots like this sometime if anyone's interested
September 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I have been really down on #art lately but here is stinky pirate man again
maybe i will try to offer icons/headshots like this sometime if anyone's interested
maybe i will try to offer icons/headshots like this sometime if anyone's interested
mega evolution continues to be the stupidest pokemon gimmick
September 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
mega evolution continues to be the stupidest pokemon gimmick
Honey fucking hates when I put her hoof chews on my hand like a crab claw
September 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Honey fucking hates when I put her hoof chews on my hand like a crab claw
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LRT:
I fell behind on our car payment last month due to a number of issues (rent went up, Aris's hours were cut, had to replace our AC unit) so things are very tight this month. Please help my wife, any little bit helps!
(Also please tip if you can, she is way undercharging for her lovely work 💦)
I fell behind on our car payment last month due to a number of issues (rent went up, Aris's hours were cut, had to replace our AC unit) so things are very tight this month. Please help my wife, any little bit helps!
(Also please tip if you can, she is way undercharging for her lovely work 💦)
I am still deeply in the hole, including $300 behind on my rent. My birthday is in a few days and I'm eating ramen and deli meat instead of going out. Use promo code "GOD I'M DESPERATE" to get a sketch for only $15 per character for the month of September!!!
September 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
LRT:
I fell behind on our car payment last month due to a number of issues (rent went up, Aris's hours were cut, had to replace our AC unit) so things are very tight this month. Please help my wife, any little bit helps!
(Also please tip if you can, she is way undercharging for her lovely work 💦)
I fell behind on our car payment last month due to a number of issues (rent went up, Aris's hours were cut, had to replace our AC unit) so things are very tight this month. Please help my wife, any little bit helps!
(Also please tip if you can, she is way undercharging for her lovely work 💦)
me when Untagged Horny ends up on my feed
August 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
me when Untagged Horny ends up on my feed
something on this site keeps triggering my antivirus and that's real sus
August 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
something on this site keeps triggering my antivirus and that's real sus
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The enemies' point of view when fighting against a big paladin versus a small sorcerer.
🎨: @kingtrashpossum.bsky.social ✨️✨️
🎨: @kingtrashpossum.bsky.social ✨️✨️
August 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The enemies' point of view when fighting against a big paladin versus a small sorcerer.
🎨: @kingtrashpossum.bsky.social ✨️✨️
🎨: @kingtrashpossum.bsky.social ✨️✨️
show me the funny creatures I demand to see some Little Guys right now
August 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
show me the funny creatures I demand to see some Little Guys right now
Toxic gamer dudes are lame less because they're loveless assholes but more they can't even come up with a new insult. Always the same old, same old. "You're bad. You're a girl? Where's my sandwich? You're bad cuz you're a girl."
Like geez, make it worth my time, guy. Be creative.
Like geez, make it worth my time, guy. Be creative.
August 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Toxic gamer dudes are lame less because they're loveless assholes but more they can't even come up with a new insult. Always the same old, same old. "You're bad. You're a girl? Where's my sandwich? You're bad cuz you're a girl."
Like geez, make it worth my time, guy. Be creative.
Like geez, make it worth my time, guy. Be creative.
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40 years of @rare.co.uk.
From devoted Rare gamers to single-series stalwarts, we want to show our appreciation for anyone who's visited even just one of our worlds. For keeping an assorted ragtag of creatives working magic in the Midlands, only two words will do: THANK YOU 💙💛
From devoted Rare gamers to single-series stalwarts, we want to show our appreciation for anyone who's visited even just one of our worlds. For keeping an assorted ragtag of creatives working magic in the Midlands, only two words will do: THANK YOU 💙💛
August 4, 2025 at 11:16 AM
40 years of @rare.co.uk.
From devoted Rare gamers to single-series stalwarts, we want to show our appreciation for anyone who's visited even just one of our worlds. For keeping an assorted ragtag of creatives working magic in the Midlands, only two words will do: THANK YOU 💙💛
From devoted Rare gamers to single-series stalwarts, we want to show our appreciation for anyone who's visited even just one of our worlds. For keeping an assorted ragtag of creatives working magic in the Midlands, only two words will do: THANK YOU 💙💛
Blanket beast
July 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Blanket beast
QRP with your wings art!
July 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
QRP with your wings art!
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I leveled up to 42 today! 🎉
I've been playing a lot of Baldur's Gate 3 and thinking about what class each of my main fursonas/OCs would be.
Here we have Phloww the wizard and Phairr the paladin enjoying a peaceful time together during their adventure.
🎨: @kingtrashpossum.bsky.social ✨✨
I've been playing a lot of Baldur's Gate 3 and thinking about what class each of my main fursonas/OCs would be.
Here we have Phloww the wizard and Phairr the paladin enjoying a peaceful time together during their adventure.
🎨: @kingtrashpossum.bsky.social ✨✨
July 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I leveled up to 42 today! 🎉
I've been playing a lot of Baldur's Gate 3 and thinking about what class each of my main fursonas/OCs would be.
Here we have Phloww the wizard and Phairr the paladin enjoying a peaceful time together during their adventure.
🎨: @kingtrashpossum.bsky.social ✨✨
I've been playing a lot of Baldur's Gate 3 and thinking about what class each of my main fursonas/OCs would be.
Here we have Phloww the wizard and Phairr the paladin enjoying a peaceful time together during their adventure.
🎨: @kingtrashpossum.bsky.social ✨✨
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In case you missed it!
I had to quit my warehouse job due to a non-work related injury (can’t say much cause legal stuff). So my only feasible option right now is working from home selling my art. Shares on my posts are super appreciated 🩵 I rly need more eyes on my work!
I had to quit my warehouse job due to a non-work related injury (can’t say much cause legal stuff). So my only feasible option right now is working from home selling my art. Shares on my posts are super appreciated 🩵 I rly need more eyes on my work!
It’s the ⭐️ GRAND RE-OPENING ⭐️ of Novelteeth Novelties! I’m back to peddling my wares fulltime and have lots of cool stuff!
Check reply for 🔗
Check reply for 🔗
July 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
In case you missed it!
I had to quit my warehouse job due to a non-work related injury (can’t say much cause legal stuff). So my only feasible option right now is working from home selling my art. Shares on my posts are super appreciated 🩵 I rly need more eyes on my work!
I had to quit my warehouse job due to a non-work related injury (can’t say much cause legal stuff). So my only feasible option right now is working from home selling my art. Shares on my posts are super appreciated 🩵 I rly need more eyes on my work!
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come play pirates wit me I'm lonely ;3;
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Save 65% on Sea of Thieves: 2025 Edition on Steam
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aka.ms
June 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
come play pirates wit me I'm lonely ;3;
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Could really use extra cash right now. Consider checking out my Redbubble shop and buying a sticker or two if any of my art tickles your fancy:
www.redbubble.com/people/insec...
#digitalart #artistsonbluesky
www.redbubble.com/people/insec...
#digitalart #artistsonbluesky
June 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Could really use extra cash right now. Consider checking out my Redbubble shop and buying a sticker or two if any of my art tickles your fancy:
www.redbubble.com/people/insec...
#digitalart #artistsonbluesky
www.redbubble.com/people/insec...
#digitalart #artistsonbluesky