Dave
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Dave
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www.DavidShockley.com
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Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience

www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Bunny and Shark 🐰🦈
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Mood
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity
October 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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i feel like im going crazy bc housing prices are crushing me and every day i wake up and see the political convo being "is cantaloupe is woke?" "did TGIF change its logo?" "are we renaming new mexico to new america?"
October 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Gonna be 33.

Every morning I wake up and pop all my joints back into place like a Bionicle.
October 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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2B, based on John Singer Sargent's work
September 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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idk man im counting like 10 punches at best
September 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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✏️ Happy Labor Day! 🖌️

Did you know that AI “art” is labor theft?

Hi. I’m a professional traditional artist of over 15 years & I was able to make a decent living until 3 years ago.

In May 2023, over 50 of my paintings had been scraped without my consent to fuel AI image generators like Midjourney.
September 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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August 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Mud devil, photo study
August 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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obsolete
August 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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have a seat in the coat chair. i'll get us a snack from my outfit cabinet
August 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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time to admit im a fed (fed up with unaffordable housing)
August 14, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Just noticed Marc Maron wore a Ship John Sashiko-Ori Townes Shirt on his new HBO special. Pretty stylish "in the know" choice for menswear nerds.
August 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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July 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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🤣🤣🤣

Remember: birdwatching goes both ways

Photos of a tufted titmouse looking into someone's camera lense.

#birds #memes #humor #birdMeme ##TuftedTitmouse #funny #BirdWatching
July 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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when trying on a suit, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG oldhollywoodmusicals
July 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
K-pop demon hunter viewership stats of the ICE detention center alligators
July 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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いなほゆらさん @inahoyura.bsky.social のうさるぱちゃんポストカードをいいかんじに飾りたくて、いろいろ考えた結果こうなった。かわゆくできた……と思う……!
June 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM