King Blooper Typhoon™ on Bluesky
@kingbloopertyphoon.bsky.social
Greetings, dudes! 😎 I'm King Blooper Typhoon, the Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King of the United Splatlands of Inkadia (Inkopolis & Splatsville)! 👑 I'm also a Splatoon social-media inkling king! Welcome to my royal Bluesky profile, citizens! Booyah-eth!! 👑
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👑 Greetings, inklings and octolings! Welcome to my royal splatastic parody profile on Bluesky, the profile of the Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King, me...King Blooper Typhoon! This is where I play a role as an inkling king, and interact with other inklings in the Splatoon universe! Booyah-eth!!
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“You’re okay. You’re safe.”
“*crying subsides*”
Hope loves her baby brother, and tries to comfort him whenever he’s upset, especially after he gets scared of strangers. Unlike timid little Lucky, Hope is very social (but a bit naïve) and wants to befriend everyone, including the strangers she meets.
“*crying subsides*”
Hope loves her baby brother, and tries to comfort him whenever he’s upset, especially after he gets scared of strangers. Unlike timid little Lucky, Hope is very social (but a bit naïve) and wants to befriend everyone, including the strangers she meets.
February 17, 2026 at 2:07 PM
“You’re okay. You’re safe.”
“*crying subsides*”
Hope loves her baby brother, and tries to comfort him whenever he’s upset, especially after he gets scared of strangers. Unlike timid little Lucky, Hope is very social (but a bit naïve) and wants to befriend everyone, including the strangers she meets.
“*crying subsides*”
Hope loves her baby brother, and tries to comfort him whenever he’s upset, especially after he gets scared of strangers. Unlike timid little Lucky, Hope is very social (but a bit naïve) and wants to befriend everyone, including the strangers she meets.
Hey, citizens and dudes! King Blooper Typhoon here. If y'all are recently followed by my old "Blooper Typhoon" account on Bluesky, well Dillony Gamehouse Network deactivated it without notice. It will be deleted next year in 2027.
February 17, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Hey, citizens and dudes! King Blooper Typhoon here. If y'all are recently followed by my old "Blooper Typhoon" account on Bluesky, well Dillony Gamehouse Network deactivated it without notice. It will be deleted next year in 2027.
@pearlwoomy.bsky.social
Hi, Pearlie! My name is King Blooper Typhoon, the Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King of the Splatlands! As you haven't noticed, I'm officially an inkling king now! Also, I have a fresh new royal account on Bluesky!
This is me as a Royal majesty:
Hi, Pearlie! My name is King Blooper Typhoon, the Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King of the Splatlands! As you haven't noticed, I'm officially an inkling king now! Also, I have a fresh new royal account on Bluesky!
This is me as a Royal majesty:
February 16, 2026 at 4:57 AM
@pearlwoomy.bsky.social
Hi, Pearlie! My name is King Blooper Typhoon, the Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King of the Splatlands! As you haven't noticed, I'm officially an inkling king now! Also, I have a fresh new royal account on Bluesky!
This is me as a Royal majesty:
Hi, Pearlie! My name is King Blooper Typhoon, the Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King of the Splatlands! As you haven't noticed, I'm officially an inkling king now! Also, I have a fresh new royal account on Bluesky!
This is me as a Royal majesty:
👑 Greetings, inklings and octolings! Welcome to my royal splatastic parody profile on Bluesky, the profile of the Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King, me...King Blooper Typhoon! This is where I play a role as an inkling king, and interact with other inklings in the Splatoon universe! Booyah-eth!!
February 15, 2026 at 11:21 PM
👑 Greetings, inklings and octolings! Welcome to my royal splatastic parody profile on Bluesky, the profile of the Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King, me...King Blooper Typhoon! This is where I play a role as an inkling king, and interact with other inklings in the Splatoon universe! Booyah-eth!!