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kingbloopertyphoon.bsky.social
King Blooper Typhoon™ on Bluesky
@kingbloopertyphoon.bsky.social
Greetings, dudes! 😎 I'm King Blooper Typhoon, the Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King of the United Splatlands of Inkadia (Inkopolis & Splatsville)! 👑 I'm also a Splatoon social-media inkling king! Welcome to my royal Bluesky profile, citizens! Booyah-eth!! 👑
Since I'm officially a Splatoon social-media inkling king, I'm gonna be on YouTube, Discord, Instagram, and so much more! Don't worry, Zebes! I already re-followed you from my old Bluesky account before it got deactivated by DGN. But, you're still my Splatsville citizen, dude! 👑🔱😎
February 18, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Hi, Zebes! It's King Blooper Typhoon! 😎

If you haven't noticed, I have a fresh new royal Bluesky profile! Dillony Gamehouse Network has shut down my old "Blooper Typhoon" Bluesky profile recently, because I'm permanently a Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King! 👑 (1/2)
February 18, 2026 at 2:34 AM
But don't worry! I re-followed everyone from my old account to my new royal account before that. This new royal Bluesky profile will be much better, because I'm a royal "social-media" Inkling king! Remember to continue to stay fresh, and continue following the Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King! 👑
February 17, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I also have a splatastic poster of Marie just for you! My artist knights worked very hard on making this poster. Check it out, Pearlie!

For: @pearlwoomy.bsky.social

I hope you'll love it so much! Enjoy! ✨👑💚🦑
February 16, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Are you ready to experience my royal Bluesky profile? Let's get splatted and have some fun, dudes and citizens! 😎

Triple Booyah-eth!! 👑
February 15, 2026 at 11:21 PM
My royal Nintendo Switch friend code:

"SW-7640-9389-6112"
February 15, 2026 at 11:21 PM
If you seek any danger or evil schemes in your Splatoon city, King Blooper Typhoon will come to the rescue! All you have to do is mention "
@KingBlooper2602
" in your replies on my X profile, and I'll spring into action! The wrath is in your hands, dudes. The king will ALWAYS be on your side! 😉
February 15, 2026 at 11:21 PM
As your royal Majesty (your Splatoon king), I will protect the cities of Inkopolis Plaza, Inkopolis Square and Splatsville from splatastic danger! To protect the Splatoon universe, I will unleash my royalty powers of Splatastic Wisdom, Splatastic Darkness, and Laser-Ink Vision!
February 15, 2026 at 11:21 PM