King Blooper Typhoon™ on Bluesky
@kingbloopertyphoon.bsky.social
Greetings, dudes! 😎 I'm King Blooper Typhoon, the Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King of the United Splatlands of Inkadia (Inkopolis & Splatsville)! 👑 I'm also a Splatoon social-media inkling king! Welcome to my royal Bluesky profile, citizens! Booyah-eth!! 👑
Since I'm officially a Splatoon social-media inkling king, I'm gonna be on YouTube, Discord, Instagram, and so much more! Don't worry, Zebes! I already re-followed you from my old Bluesky account before it got deactivated by DGN. But, you're still my Splatsville citizen, dude! 👑🔱😎
February 18, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Since I'm officially a Splatoon social-media inkling king, I'm gonna be on YouTube, Discord, Instagram, and so much more! Don't worry, Zebes! I already re-followed you from my old Bluesky account before it got deactivated by DGN. But, you're still my Splatsville citizen, dude! 👑🔱😎
I also have a splatastic poster of Marie just for you! My artist knights worked very hard on making this poster. Check it out, Pearlie!
For: @pearlwoomy.bsky.social
I hope you'll love it so much! Enjoy! ✨👑💚🦑
For: @pearlwoomy.bsky.social
I hope you'll love it so much! Enjoy! ✨👑💚🦑
February 16, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I also have a splatastic poster of Marie just for you! My artist knights worked very hard on making this poster. Check it out, Pearlie!
For: @pearlwoomy.bsky.social
I hope you'll love it so much! Enjoy! ✨👑💚🦑
For: @pearlwoomy.bsky.social
I hope you'll love it so much! Enjoy! ✨👑💚🦑
@pearlwoomy.bsky.social
Hi, Pearlie! My name is King Blooper Typhoon, the Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King of the Splatlands! As you haven't noticed, I'm officially an inkling king now! Also, I have a fresh new royal account on Bluesky!
This is me as a Royal majesty:
Hi, Pearlie! My name is King Blooper Typhoon, the Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King of the Splatlands! As you haven't noticed, I'm officially an inkling king now! Also, I have a fresh new royal account on Bluesky!
This is me as a Royal majesty:
February 16, 2026 at 4:57 AM
@pearlwoomy.bsky.social
Hi, Pearlie! My name is King Blooper Typhoon, the Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King of the Splatlands! As you haven't noticed, I'm officially an inkling king now! Also, I have a fresh new royal account on Bluesky!
This is me as a Royal majesty:
Hi, Pearlie! My name is King Blooper Typhoon, the Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King of the Splatlands! As you haven't noticed, I'm officially an inkling king now! Also, I have a fresh new royal account on Bluesky!
This is me as a Royal majesty:
👑 Greetings, inklings and octolings! Welcome to my royal splatastic parody profile on Bluesky, the profile of the Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King, me...King Blooper Typhoon! This is where I play a role as an inkling king, and interact with other inklings in the Splatoon universe! Booyah-eth!!
February 15, 2026 at 11:21 PM
👑 Greetings, inklings and octolings! Welcome to my royal splatastic parody profile on Bluesky, the profile of the Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King, me...King Blooper Typhoon! This is where I play a role as an inkling king, and interact with other inklings in the Splatoon universe! Booyah-eth!!