Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢
@pearlwoomy.bsky.social
(She/They | INTJ | 21) Unapologetic autistic lesbian, Splatoon (and other things) artist, world’s most dedicated Marie enjoyer/yume, #1 supporter of Marie x Pearlie, left Twitter
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So… There’s been a development with the kittens. I admit, I was frantic and bawling my eyes out at first. The apartment found out about the kitties and someone took both Callie and Marie. Thankfully, they’re really nice people and cat lovers, and will take Mama Lily (and possibly Thor) as well.
Gonna skip the daily post since I’ll be leaving home early to attend a nearby event, sorry!
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Gonna skip the daily post since I’ll be leaving home early to attend a nearby event, sorry!
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“I… Uh… I can assure you there’s a good reason for it. The kids don’t necessarily like it when you’re gone, even for quick grocery trips. Lucky won’t stop crying when you go, so I have to do this to keep him calm.”
Marie sometimes has to use her shapeshifting abilities to keep Lucky relaxed.
Marie sometimes has to use her shapeshifting abilities to keep Lucky relaxed.
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
“I… Uh… I can assure you there’s a good reason for it. The kids don’t necessarily like it when you’re gone, even for quick grocery trips. Lucky won’t stop crying when you go, so I have to do this to keep him calm.”
Marie sometimes has to use her shapeshifting abilities to keep Lucky relaxed.
Marie sometimes has to use her shapeshifting abilities to keep Lucky relaxed.
Nobody:
Corporations:
Corporations:
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Nobody:
Corporations:
Corporations:
“I… Uh… I can assure you there’s a good reason for it. The kids don’t necessarily like it when you’re gone, even for quick grocery trips. Lucky won’t stop crying when you go, so I have to do this to keep him calm.”
Marie sometimes has to use her shapeshifting abilities to keep Lucky relaxed.
Marie sometimes has to use her shapeshifting abilities to keep Lucky relaxed.
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
“I… Uh… I can assure you there’s a good reason for it. The kids don’t necessarily like it when you’re gone, even for quick grocery trips. Lucky won’t stop crying when you go, so I have to do this to keep him calm.”
Marie sometimes has to use her shapeshifting abilities to keep Lucky relaxed.
Marie sometimes has to use her shapeshifting abilities to keep Lucky relaxed.
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#SaveSpeech
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
#SaveSpeech
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
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Oh no, how horrible!
…Like let’s be real here, ANY child predator should be exposed (party affiliation is irrelevant), I don’t get why he thinks that’ll scare people from wanting the release of the Epstein files
…Like let’s be real here, ANY child predator should be exposed (party affiliation is irrelevant), I don’t get why he thinks that’ll scare people from wanting the release of the Epstein files
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Oh no, how horrible!
…Like let’s be real here, ANY child predator should be exposed (party affiliation is irrelevant), I don’t get why he thinks that’ll scare people from wanting the release of the Epstein files
…Like let’s be real here, ANY child predator should be exposed (party affiliation is irrelevant), I don’t get why he thinks that’ll scare people from wanting the release of the Epstein files
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Trump: "If you expose me, I'm going to expose them."
Yes please.
Yes please.
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Trump: "If you expose me, I'm going to expose them."
Yes please.
Yes please.
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“Great! Just give the letter to me, and I’ll ensure that Father Squidmas brings whatever you ask for! (Well… Within reason, of course…)”
“Okay, Mama!”
Hope finishes writing her Squidmas letter! Also, I realized that she looks a little squishier than usual in this drawing!
“Okay, Mama!”
Hope finishes writing her Squidmas letter! Also, I realized that she looks a little squishier than usual in this drawing!
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“Great! Just give the letter to me, and I’ll ensure that Father Squidmas brings whatever you ask for! (Well… Within reason, of course…)”
“Okay, Mama!”
Hope finishes writing her Squidmas letter! Also, I realized that she looks a little squishier than usual in this drawing!
“Okay, Mama!”
Hope finishes writing her Squidmas letter! Also, I realized that she looks a little squishier than usual in this drawing!
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this is why representation in games matters
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
this is why representation in games matters
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An Eevee Collection line of merchandise has been announced for Japan, releasing on November 21 at the Pokémon Center! Check out the goods below 👇
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
An Eevee Collection line of merchandise has been announced for Japan, releasing on November 21 at the Pokémon Center! Check out the goods below 👇
Saw the trailer for Pokopia
It’s cute, but $70 for it (let alone it being a Game Key Card exclusive to the Switch 2) is too expensive
Honestly, while it has potential (and I love Ditto), I’m not necessarily in love with the game, so I’ll likely pass on it
Gonna wait out getting a Switch 2 anyway
It’s cute, but $70 for it (let alone it being a Game Key Card exclusive to the Switch 2) is too expensive
Honestly, while it has potential (and I love Ditto), I’m not necessarily in love with the game, so I’ll likely pass on it
Gonna wait out getting a Switch 2 anyway
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Saw the trailer for Pokopia
It’s cute, but $70 for it (let alone it being a Game Key Card exclusive to the Switch 2) is too expensive
Honestly, while it has potential (and I love Ditto), I’m not necessarily in love with the game, so I’ll likely pass on it
Gonna wait out getting a Switch 2 anyway
It’s cute, but $70 for it (let alone it being a Game Key Card exclusive to the Switch 2) is too expensive
Honestly, while it has potential (and I love Ditto), I’m not necessarily in love with the game, so I’ll likely pass on it
Gonna wait out getting a Switch 2 anyway
“Great! Just give the letter to me, and I’ll ensure that Father Squidmas brings whatever you ask for! (Well… Within reason, of course…)”
“Okay, Mama!”
Hope finishes writing her Squidmas letter! Also, I realized that she looks a little squishier than usual in this drawing!
“Okay, Mama!”
Hope finishes writing her Squidmas letter! Also, I realized that she looks a little squishier than usual in this drawing!
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“Great! Just give the letter to me, and I’ll ensure that Father Squidmas brings whatever you ask for! (Well… Within reason, of course…)”
“Okay, Mama!”
Hope finishes writing her Squidmas letter! Also, I realized that she looks a little squishier than usual in this drawing!
“Okay, Mama!”
Hope finishes writing her Squidmas letter! Also, I realized that she looks a little squishier than usual in this drawing!
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Nothing important today, just have some silly gay dorks!
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Nothing important today, just have some silly gay dorks!
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You realize his guilt when the most litigious guy on the planet isn’t making lawsuit threats.
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 AM
You realize his guilt when the most litigious guy on the planet isn’t making lawsuit threats.
I agree! Everyone in the Epstein files, regardless of their party affiliation, deserves to be held accountable. This is, first and foremost, about the safety of children. These people have done horrible things to children, and some political party association isn’t going to get them off the hook.
"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I agree! Everyone in the Epstein files, regardless of their party affiliation, deserves to be held accountable. This is, first and foremost, about the safety of children. These people have done horrible things to children, and some political party association isn’t going to get them off the hook.
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Nothing important today, just have some silly gay dorks!
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Nothing important today, just have some silly gay dorks!
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“Hope’s been picking up on a few words you’ve been using, and even started using them herself.”
“Isn’t a three-year old *supposed* to learn the Inklish language?”
“Actually, she’s been repeating some of your *bad* words. Could you control your mouth around Hope?”
“Sure. Sorry, honey.”
Self-control.
“Isn’t a three-year old *supposed* to learn the Inklish language?”
“Actually, she’s been repeating some of your *bad* words. Could you control your mouth around Hope?”
“Sure. Sorry, honey.”
Self-control.
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“Hope’s been picking up on a few words you’ve been using, and even started using them herself.”
“Isn’t a three-year old *supposed* to learn the Inklish language?”
“Actually, she’s been repeating some of your *bad* words. Could you control your mouth around Hope?”
“Sure. Sorry, honey.”
Self-control.
“Isn’t a three-year old *supposed* to learn the Inklish language?”
“Actually, she’s been repeating some of your *bad* words. Could you control your mouth around Hope?”
“Sure. Sorry, honey.”
Self-control.
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November 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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LOL I FORGOT SHE HAS TO PAY $360,000 FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBIC BITCH
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
LOL I FORGOT SHE HAS TO PAY $360,000 FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBIC BITCH
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Apparently, ‘orange’ went the other way. From the Arabic ‘naranj’ to ‘a norange’ to ‘an orange’.
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Apparently, ‘orange’ went the other way. From the Arabic ‘naranj’ to ‘a norange’ to ‘an orange’.
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‘Nickname’ is not ‘nick’ + ‘name.’
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
‘Nickname’ is not ‘nick’ + ‘name.’
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'