Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢
@pearlwoomy.bsky.social
(She/They | INTJ | 21) Unapologetic autistic lesbian, Splatoon (and other things) artist, world’s most dedicated Marie enjoyer/yume, #1 supporter of Marie x Pearlie, left Twitter
Straw: askthehotarus.straw.page
Artfight: https://artfight.net/~PearlWoomy
Straw: askthehotarus.straw.page
Artfight: https://artfight.net/~PearlWoomy
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“Oh, I missed you two so much! Come and give me a hug, Hope!”
“Yay!”
“Also, thanks for taking such good care of my kids, Callie.”
“Of course! By the way… How’s my cousin doing? Is she feeling better?”
“She’s getting there, at least. Taking her remedy once a day like she’s supposed to.”
Pick-up.
“Yay!”
“Also, thanks for taking such good care of my kids, Callie.”
“Of course! By the way… How’s my cousin doing? Is she feeling better?”
“She’s getting there, at least. Taking her remedy once a day like she’s supposed to.”
Pick-up.
January 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
“Oh, I missed you two so much! Come and give me a hug, Hope!”
“Yay!”
“Also, thanks for taking such good care of my kids, Callie.”
“Of course! By the way… How’s my cousin doing? Is she feeling better?”
“She’s getting there, at least. Taking her remedy once a day like she’s supposed to.”
Pick-up.
“Yay!”
“Also, thanks for taking such good care of my kids, Callie.”
“Of course! By the way… How’s my cousin doing? Is she feeling better?”
“She’s getting there, at least. Taking her remedy once a day like she’s supposed to.”
Pick-up.
“Oh, I missed you two so much! Come and give me a hug, Hope!”
“Yay!”
“Also, thanks for taking such good care of my kids, Callie.”
“Of course! By the way… How’s my cousin doing? Is she feeling better?”
“She’s getting there, at least. Taking her remedy once a day like she’s supposed to.”
Pick-up.
“Yay!”
“Also, thanks for taking such good care of my kids, Callie.”
“Of course! By the way… How’s my cousin doing? Is she feeling better?”
“She’s getting there, at least. Taking her remedy once a day like she’s supposed to.”
Pick-up.
January 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
“Oh, I missed you two so much! Come and give me a hug, Hope!”
“Yay!”
“Also, thanks for taking such good care of my kids, Callie.”
“Of course! By the way… How’s my cousin doing? Is she feeling better?”
“She’s getting there, at least. Taking her remedy once a day like she’s supposed to.”
Pick-up.
“Yay!”
“Also, thanks for taking such good care of my kids, Callie.”
“Of course! By the way… How’s my cousin doing? Is she feeling better?”
“She’s getting there, at least. Taking her remedy once a day like she’s supposed to.”
Pick-up.
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Shiny variant, put em together and you got lemon-lime lmao.
Based on pearlwoomy's Pearlie :3
The design of this one wasn't exactly the best, but I still find it cute.
Based on pearlwoomy's Pearlie :3
The design of this one wasn't exactly the best, but I still find it cute.
January 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Shiny variant, put em together and you got lemon-lime lmao.
Based on pearlwoomy's Pearlie :3
The design of this one wasn't exactly the best, but I still find it cute.
Based on pearlwoomy's Pearlie :3
The design of this one wasn't exactly the best, but I still find it cute.
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Ykw, have another creature while I figure out shinies for a buncha the others I got.
This is Pearladia, a Water/Fairy type.
It's kinda shy, and prefers being away from the shores. The prehensile tentacle on its head is almost always holding a pearl (or at least some shiny object).
This is Pearladia, a Water/Fairy type.
It's kinda shy, and prefers being away from the shores. The prehensile tentacle on its head is almost always holding a pearl (or at least some shiny object).
January 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Ykw, have another creature while I figure out shinies for a buncha the others I got.
This is Pearladia, a Water/Fairy type.
It's kinda shy, and prefers being away from the shores. The prehensile tentacle on its head is almost always holding a pearl (or at least some shiny object).
This is Pearladia, a Water/Fairy type.
It's kinda shy, and prefers being away from the shores. The prehensile tentacle on its head is almost always holding a pearl (or at least some shiny object).
Hyperfixations are funny as an autistic person, you have a strong hyperfixation, the it slows down and lays dormant for months/years, and then just one little trigger brings tha hyperfixation back in full swing
January 6, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Hyperfixations are funny as an autistic person, you have a strong hyperfixation, the it slows down and lays dormant for months/years, and then just one little trigger brings tha hyperfixation back in full swing
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November 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Surprise, Doki Doki Literature Club is now available on iOS and Android!
iOS: apps.apple.com/us/app/doki-...
Android: play.google.com/store/apps/d...
iOS: apps.apple.com/us/app/doki-...
Android: play.google.com/store/apps/d...
December 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Surprise, Doki Doki Literature Club is now available on iOS and Android!
iOS: apps.apple.com/us/app/doki-...
Android: play.google.com/store/apps/d...
iOS: apps.apple.com/us/app/doki-...
Android: play.google.com/store/apps/d...
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The first reverse yumeshipper was Monika from DDLC. The second was Secretive Plotter.
December 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The first reverse yumeshipper was Monika from DDLC. The second was Secretive Plotter.
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🐇 Mini tips for artists wishing to show or grow their art!
🌷 Interact with others! It goes a long way when you are genuine.
🌷 Growing any account is luck based; Don't feel bad if a post didn't get many notes, it doesn't mean you lack skills at all, keep at it!
🌷 Use your art for PFPs and banners~
🌷 Interact with others! It goes a long way when you are genuine.
🌷 Growing any account is luck based; Don't feel bad if a post didn't get many notes, it doesn't mean you lack skills at all, keep at it!
🌷 Use your art for PFPs and banners~
January 6, 2026 at 5:03 AM
🐇 Mini tips for artists wishing to show or grow their art!
🌷 Interact with others! It goes a long way when you are genuine.
🌷 Growing any account is luck based; Don't feel bad if a post didn't get many notes, it doesn't mean you lack skills at all, keep at it!
🌷 Use your art for PFPs and banners~
🌷 Interact with others! It goes a long way when you are genuine.
🌷 Growing any account is luck based; Don't feel bad if a post didn't get many notes, it doesn't mean you lack skills at all, keep at it!
🌷 Use your art for PFPs and banners~
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Who turned you into a popsicle ho
January 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Who turned you into a popsicle ho
I might skip the daily post for a couple of days since I’ll be going back to school tomorrow, and I always struggle the day before, so I’ll take a couple of mental health/preparation days, sorry!
January 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I might skip the daily post for a couple of days since I’ll be going back to school tomorrow, and I always struggle the day before, so I’ll take a couple of mental health/preparation days, sorry!
The critters (also bonus Hope in the first picture!)
January 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
The critters (also bonus Hope in the first picture!)
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“It was admittedly kind of nice to get back into my experiments again. But I do need to mention something important: Like most of my Idol ink experiments, the remedy is TEMPORARY, so you’ll have to take it once every 24 hours. Got it?”
“Got it.”
“I’ll get to making another batch!”
The remedy works!
“Got it.”
“I’ll get to making another batch!”
The remedy works!
January 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
“It was admittedly kind of nice to get back into my experiments again. But I do need to mention something important: Like most of my Idol ink experiments, the remedy is TEMPORARY, so you’ll have to take it once every 24 hours. Got it?”
“Got it.”
“I’ll get to making another batch!”
The remedy works!
“Got it.”
“I’ll get to making another batch!”
The remedy works!
“It was admittedly kind of nice to get back into my experiments again. But I do need to mention something important: Like most of my Idol ink experiments, the remedy is TEMPORARY, so you’ll have to take it once every 24 hours. Got it?”
“Got it.”
“I’ll get to making another batch!”
The remedy works!
“Got it.”
“I’ll get to making another batch!”
The remedy works!
January 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
“It was admittedly kind of nice to get back into my experiments again. But I do need to mention something important: Like most of my Idol ink experiments, the remedy is TEMPORARY, so you’ll have to take it once every 24 hours. Got it?”
“Got it.”
“I’ll get to making another batch!”
The remedy works!
“Got it.”
“I’ll get to making another batch!”
The remedy works!
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“Is everything going okay in there, honey?”
“Yeah, I’m almost done in the lab. Just give me 5 more minutes and I’ll have the ink mixture ready for you to drink.”
“And… You’re sure it’ll work?”
“Not completely, but I’m 95% positive. Regardless, it doesn’t hurt to try.”
Pearlie mixes a remedy.
“Yeah, I’m almost done in the lab. Just give me 5 more minutes and I’ll have the ink mixture ready for you to drink.”
“And… You’re sure it’ll work?”
“Not completely, but I’m 95% positive. Regardless, it doesn’t hurt to try.”
Pearlie mixes a remedy.
January 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
“Is everything going okay in there, honey?”
“Yeah, I’m almost done in the lab. Just give me 5 more minutes and I’ll have the ink mixture ready for you to drink.”
“And… You’re sure it’ll work?”
“Not completely, but I’m 95% positive. Regardless, it doesn’t hurt to try.”
Pearlie mixes a remedy.
“Yeah, I’m almost done in the lab. Just give me 5 more minutes and I’ll have the ink mixture ready for you to drink.”
“And… You’re sure it’ll work?”
“Not completely, but I’m 95% positive. Regardless, it doesn’t hurt to try.”
Pearlie mixes a remedy.
“Is everything going okay in there, honey?”
“Yeah, I’m almost done in the lab. Just give me 5 more minutes and I’ll have the ink mixture ready for you to drink.”
“And… You’re sure it’ll work?”
“Not completely, but I’m 95% positive. Regardless, it doesn’t hurt to try.”
Pearlie mixes a remedy.
“Yeah, I’m almost done in the lab. Just give me 5 more minutes and I’ll have the ink mixture ready for you to drink.”
“And… You’re sure it’ll work?”
“Not completely, but I’m 95% positive. Regardless, it doesn’t hurt to try.”
Pearlie mixes a remedy.
January 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
“Is everything going okay in there, honey?”
“Yeah, I’m almost done in the lab. Just give me 5 more minutes and I’ll have the ink mixture ready for you to drink.”
“And… You’re sure it’ll work?”
“Not completely, but I’m 95% positive. Regardless, it doesn’t hurt to try.”
Pearlie mixes a remedy.
“Yeah, I’m almost done in the lab. Just give me 5 more minutes and I’ll have the ink mixture ready for you to drink.”
“And… You’re sure it’ll work?”
“Not completely, but I’m 95% positive. Regardless, it doesn’t hurt to try.”
Pearlie mixes a remedy.
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“…Well, once you’re able to let me go, I can try to make a remedy for it. The research I’ve done on Idol ink will really come in handy. Since I’ve been able to temporarily harness and influence your shapeshifting abilities for others through your ink, maybe it’ll help you control it for now.”
Idea.
Idea.
January 1, 2026 at 7:53 PM
“…Well, once you’re able to let me go, I can try to make a remedy for it. The research I’ve done on Idol ink will really come in handy. Since I’ve been able to temporarily harness and influence your shapeshifting abilities for others through your ink, maybe it’ll help you control it for now.”
Idea.
Idea.
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Surprise announcement: Doki Doki Literature Club is available NOW on Android and iOS devices as a free download! 💚
The entire #DDLC story can now be enjoyed on phones and tablets for free. All of the additional content from DDLC Plus is available as a paid add-on.
serenityforge.com/games/doki-d...
The entire #DDLC story can now be enjoyed on phones and tablets for free. All of the additional content from DDLC Plus is available as a paid add-on.
serenityforge.com/games/doki-d...
December 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Surprise announcement: Doki Doki Literature Club is available NOW on Android and iOS devices as a free download! 💚
The entire #DDLC story can now be enjoyed on phones and tablets for free. All of the additional content from DDLC Plus is available as a paid add-on.
serenityforge.com/games/doki-d...
The entire #DDLC story can now be enjoyed on phones and tablets for free. All of the additional content from DDLC Plus is available as a paid add-on.
serenityforge.com/games/doki-d...
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*taps the sign*
December 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
*taps the sign*
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so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
January 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
Little profile pic change on the Switch!
I honestly love the little Family icon for the Splatfest, they remind me of Pearlie and Hope so much (the fact that they made them yellow—though Hope is grayish-white with yellow ink—also feels VERY intentional)!
I honestly love the little Family icon for the Splatfest, they remind me of Pearlie and Hope so much (the fact that they made them yellow—though Hope is grayish-white with yellow ink—also feels VERY intentional)!
January 2, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Little profile pic change on the Switch!
I honestly love the little Family icon for the Splatfest, they remind me of Pearlie and Hope so much (the fact that they made them yellow—though Hope is grayish-white with yellow ink—also feels VERY intentional)!
I honestly love the little Family icon for the Splatfest, they remind me of Pearlie and Hope so much (the fact that they made them yellow—though Hope is grayish-white with yellow ink—also feels VERY intentional)!
So I named a street in Legends Z-A after the Hotaru family
January 2, 2026 at 12:09 AM
So I named a street in Legends Z-A after the Hotaru family
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2026 is here! We hope the upcoming year will be as colorful and fun for you as splashing ink.
And of course, we here at SRL extend our thanks to everyone for another year of support.
And of course, we here at SRL extend our thanks to everyone for another year of support.
January 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
2026 is here! We hope the upcoming year will be as colorful and fun for you as splashing ink.
And of course, we here at SRL extend our thanks to everyone for another year of support.
And of course, we here at SRL extend our thanks to everyone for another year of support.
“…Well, once you’re able to let me go, I can try to make a remedy for it. The research I’ve done on Idol ink will really come in handy. Since I’ve been able to temporarily harness and influence your shapeshifting abilities for others through your ink, maybe it’ll help you control it for now.”
Idea.
Idea.
January 1, 2026 at 7:53 PM
“…Well, once you’re able to let me go, I can try to make a remedy for it. The research I’ve done on Idol ink will really come in handy. Since I’ve been able to temporarily harness and influence your shapeshifting abilities for others through your ink, maybe it’ll help you control it for now.”
Idea.
Idea.