Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢
@pearlwoomy.bsky.social
(She/They | INTJ | 21) Unapologetic autistic lesbian, Splatoon (and other things) artist, world’s most dedicated Marie enjoyer/yume, #1 supporter of Marie x Pearlie, left Twitter
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Artfight: https://artfight.net/~PearlWoomy
“(She got upset when I gave her photos with the Captain or a replica of the Captain’s hat… I meant them as a way to show her I was thinking about her during our mission… But maybe she took it as a nod to everything she’s been left out of, and thought the Captain was more important to us…)”
Envy.
Envy.
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
“(She got upset when I gave her photos with the Captain or a replica of the Captain’s hat… I meant them as a way to show her I was thinking about her during our mission… But maybe she took it as a nod to everything she’s been left out of, and thought the Captain was more important to us…)”
Envy.
Envy.
“Meow. (Yes.)”
“You really like her, don’t you? (Not that I blame you, I married her for a reason!)”
“Meow. (She’s the only one who understands. We both live our lives overshadowed by those who came first, failing to live up to that legacy.)”
“(Is… Is Pearlie insecure about the Captain?)”
Visitor.
“You really like her, don’t you? (Not that I blame you, I married her for a reason!)”
“Meow. (She’s the only one who understands. We both live our lives overshadowed by those who came first, failing to live up to that legacy.)”
“(Is… Is Pearlie insecure about the Captain?)”
Visitor.
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
“Meow. (Yes.)”
“You really like her, don’t you? (Not that I blame you, I married her for a reason!)”
“Meow. (She’s the only one who understands. We both live our lives overshadowed by those who came first, failing to live up to that legacy.)”
“(Is… Is Pearlie insecure about the Captain?)”
Visitor.
“You really like her, don’t you? (Not that I blame you, I married her for a reason!)”
“Meow. (She’s the only one who understands. We both live our lives overshadowed by those who came first, failing to live up to that legacy.)”
“(Is… Is Pearlie insecure about the Captain?)”
Visitor.
“Okay, honey, It’s about time to go home!”
“M-Meow! (Y-yeah, goodbye!)”
“(You got lucky this time, Judd. Next time there’ll be DIRE consequences.)”
“Meow… (Phew…)”
One of Pearlie’s biggest pet peeves is when someone messes up her experiments. Don’t ask where her Fresh Fish costume came from…
“M-Meow! (Y-yeah, goodbye!)”
“(You got lucky this time, Judd. Next time there’ll be DIRE consequences.)”
“Meow… (Phew…)”
One of Pearlie’s biggest pet peeves is when someone messes up her experiments. Don’t ask where her Fresh Fish costume came from…
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“Okay, honey, It’s about time to go home!”
“M-Meow! (Y-yeah, goodbye!)”
“(You got lucky this time, Judd. Next time there’ll be DIRE consequences.)”
“Meow… (Phew…)”
One of Pearlie’s biggest pet peeves is when someone messes up her experiments. Don’t ask where her Fresh Fish costume came from…
“M-Meow! (Y-yeah, goodbye!)”
“(You got lucky this time, Judd. Next time there’ll be DIRE consequences.)”
“Meow… (Phew…)”
One of Pearlie’s biggest pet peeves is when someone messes up her experiments. Don’t ask where her Fresh Fish costume came from…
Most people have the World Clock automatically on their phones anyway, there’s no reason for AI to tell the time when we can just go on the Clock app and find places ourselves
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Most people have the World Clock automatically on their phones anyway, there’s no reason for AI to tell the time when we can just go on the Clock app and find places ourselves
Nobody:
Corporations:
Corporations:
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Nobody:
Corporations:
Corporations:
“I… Uh… I can assure you there’s a good reason for it. The kids don’t necessarily like it when you’re gone, even for quick grocery trips. Lucky won’t stop crying when you go, so I have to do this to keep him calm.”
Marie sometimes has to use her shapeshifting abilities to keep Lucky relaxed.
Marie sometimes has to use her shapeshifting abilities to keep Lucky relaxed.
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
“I… Uh… I can assure you there’s a good reason for it. The kids don’t necessarily like it when you’re gone, even for quick grocery trips. Lucky won’t stop crying when you go, so I have to do this to keep him calm.”
Marie sometimes has to use her shapeshifting abilities to keep Lucky relaxed.
Marie sometimes has to use her shapeshifting abilities to keep Lucky relaxed.
Oh no, how horrible!
…Like let’s be real here, ANY child predator should be exposed (party affiliation is irrelevant), I don’t get why he thinks that’ll scare people from wanting the release of the Epstein files
…Like let’s be real here, ANY child predator should be exposed (party affiliation is irrelevant), I don’t get why he thinks that’ll scare people from wanting the release of the Epstein files
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Oh no, how horrible!
…Like let’s be real here, ANY child predator should be exposed (party affiliation is irrelevant), I don’t get why he thinks that’ll scare people from wanting the release of the Epstein files
…Like let’s be real here, ANY child predator should be exposed (party affiliation is irrelevant), I don’t get why he thinks that’ll scare people from wanting the release of the Epstein files
“Great! Just give the letter to me, and I’ll ensure that Father Squidmas brings whatever you ask for! (Well… Within reason, of course…)”
“Okay, Mama!”
Hope finishes writing her Squidmas letter! Also, I realized that she looks a little squishier than usual in this drawing!
“Okay, Mama!”
Hope finishes writing her Squidmas letter! Also, I realized that she looks a little squishier than usual in this drawing!
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“Great! Just give the letter to me, and I’ll ensure that Father Squidmas brings whatever you ask for! (Well… Within reason, of course…)”
“Okay, Mama!”
Hope finishes writing her Squidmas letter! Also, I realized that she looks a little squishier than usual in this drawing!
“Okay, Mama!”
Hope finishes writing her Squidmas letter! Also, I realized that she looks a little squishier than usual in this drawing!
Nothing important today, just have some silly gay dorks!
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Nothing important today, just have some silly gay dorks!
“Hope’s been picking up on a few words you’ve been using, and even started using them herself.”
“Isn’t a three-year old *supposed* to learn the Inklish language?”
“Actually, she’s been repeating some of your *bad* words. Could you control your mouth around Hope?”
“Sure. Sorry, honey.”
Self-control.
“Isn’t a three-year old *supposed* to learn the Inklish language?”
“Actually, she’s been repeating some of your *bad* words. Could you control your mouth around Hope?”
“Sure. Sorry, honey.”
Self-control.
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“Hope’s been picking up on a few words you’ve been using, and even started using them herself.”
“Isn’t a three-year old *supposed* to learn the Inklish language?”
“Actually, she’s been repeating some of your *bad* words. Could you control your mouth around Hope?”
“Sure. Sorry, honey.”
Self-control.
“Isn’t a three-year old *supposed* to learn the Inklish language?”
“Actually, she’s been repeating some of your *bad* words. Could you control your mouth around Hope?”
“Sure. Sorry, honey.”
Self-control.
“Sorry, Hope, but it’s Lucky’s turn to pick a show, and he loves Sesame Seas.
“SON of a FISH!”
“HOPE! Where did you hear that LANGUAGE?!”
“That’s what Mama says when *she’s* upset…”
“I’m going to have to have a talk with her.”
Hope dislikes what’s on TV, and may have learned some ‘words’ from Marie.
“SON of a FISH!”
“HOPE! Where did you hear that LANGUAGE?!”
“That’s what Mama says when *she’s* upset…”
“I’m going to have to have a talk with her.”
Hope dislikes what’s on TV, and may have learned some ‘words’ from Marie.
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
“Sorry, Hope, but it’s Lucky’s turn to pick a show, and he loves Sesame Seas.
“SON of a FISH!”
“HOPE! Where did you hear that LANGUAGE?!”
“That’s what Mama says when *she’s* upset…”
“I’m going to have to have a talk with her.”
Hope dislikes what’s on TV, and may have learned some ‘words’ from Marie.
“SON of a FISH!”
“HOPE! Where did you hear that LANGUAGE?!”
“That’s what Mama says when *she’s* upset…”
“I’m going to have to have a talk with her.”
Hope dislikes what’s on TV, and may have learned some ‘words’ from Marie.
Jack the Furfrou! Named him after my (now deceased) childhood dog (he was a cream-colored toy poodle)!
The fact that the Furfrou’s size classification is small is just the icing on top (he was a little guy)!
The fact that the Furfrou’s size classification is small is just the icing on top (he was a little guy)!
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Jack the Furfrou! Named him after my (now deceased) childhood dog (he was a cream-colored toy poodle)!
The fact that the Furfrou’s size classification is small is just the icing on top (he was a little guy)!
The fact that the Furfrou’s size classification is small is just the icing on top (he was a little guy)!
Still on the hunt for Furfrou, but I got a Shiny Alpha Eevee! Sassy nature too!
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Still on the hunt for Furfrou, but I got a Shiny Alpha Eevee! Sassy nature too!
While I really didn’t play much yesterday or today, I *did* snag a few Shinies (a Shiny Kakuna—now a Shiny Beedrill yesterday, and a Shiny Alpha Ariados and Shiny Eevee today)!
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
While I really didn’t play much yesterday or today, I *did* snag a few Shinies (a Shiny Kakuna—now a Shiny Beedrill yesterday, and a Shiny Alpha Ariados and Shiny Eevee today)!
It seems like Marie and Pearlie are letting you hold Lucky! Consider it a privilege, as they won’t just let *anyone* hold him. Of course, the two of them are still a bit hesitant about it, as they’re rather protective of their infant son.
November 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It seems like Marie and Pearlie are letting you hold Lucky! Consider it a privilege, as they won’t just let *anyone* hold him. Of course, the two of them are still a bit hesitant about it, as they’re rather protective of their infant son.
Pictures that go hard
So I got a few Shinies today with the Shiny Charm! A Shiny Ariados, a Shiny Red Flower Flabébé (these two were completely random), a Shiny Goomy (while hunting for Inkay), and a Shiny Inkay (now a Malamar)!
So I got a few Shinies today with the Shiny Charm! A Shiny Ariados, a Shiny Red Flower Flabébé (these two were completely random), a Shiny Goomy (while hunting for Inkay), and a Shiny Inkay (now a Malamar)!
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Pictures that go hard
So I got a few Shinies today with the Shiny Charm! A Shiny Ariados, a Shiny Red Flower Flabébé (these two were completely random), a Shiny Goomy (while hunting for Inkay), and a Shiny Inkay (now a Malamar)!
So I got a few Shinies today with the Shiny Charm! A Shiny Ariados, a Shiny Red Flower Flabébé (these two were completely random), a Shiny Goomy (while hunting for Inkay), and a Shiny Inkay (now a Malamar)!
“Sorry, but those are the rules of Prawnopoly. I can’t make exceptions. Well, I suppose I can reduce rent for a *kiss*, honey〜!”
“Mama, no! You need to take Mommy’s money!”
“…Worth a try.”
Family game night shenanigans! The Hotarus typically split up into two teams and compete against each other!
“Mama, no! You need to take Mommy’s money!”
“…Worth a try.”
Family game night shenanigans! The Hotarus typically split up into two teams and compete against each other!
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
“Sorry, but those are the rules of Prawnopoly. I can’t make exceptions. Well, I suppose I can reduce rent for a *kiss*, honey〜!”
“Mama, no! You need to take Mommy’s money!”
“…Worth a try.”
Family game night shenanigans! The Hotarus typically split up into two teams and compete against each other!
“Mama, no! You need to take Mommy’s money!”
“…Worth a try.”
Family game night shenanigans! The Hotarus typically split up into two teams and compete against each other!
I think I just got my first God Pack in TCG Pocket
November 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I think I just got my first God Pack in TCG Pocket
“AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Hope, d-don’t wake me up like that!”
“I threw up, Mommy…”
“I’ll clean it up. But PLEASE don’t wake me up like that again! (I need my personal space!)”
Hope wakes up Pearlie. Of course, she puts her face right up to Pearlie’s, startling her. Hope gets that from Marie, of course!
“I threw up, Mommy…”
“I’ll clean it up. But PLEASE don’t wake me up like that again! (I need my personal space!)”
Hope wakes up Pearlie. Of course, she puts her face right up to Pearlie’s, startling her. Hope gets that from Marie, of course!
November 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Hope, d-don’t wake me up like that!”
“I threw up, Mommy…”
“I’ll clean it up. But PLEASE don’t wake me up like that again! (I need my personal space!)”
Hope wakes up Pearlie. Of course, she puts her face right up to Pearlie’s, startling her. Hope gets that from Marie, of course!
“I threw up, Mommy…”
“I’ll clean it up. But PLEASE don’t wake me up like that again! (I need my personal space!)”
Hope wakes up Pearlie. Of course, she puts her face right up to Pearlie’s, startling her. Hope gets that from Marie, of course!
My big haul after getting the Shiny Charm!
I was trying to do the Alpha hunt method in Wild Zone 20 (the 6-spawn glitch thingy) and it took a while for an Alpha to be Shiny, but I finally succeeded with a Shiny Alpha Chandelure!
I *did* also get these Shiny starters during the process!
I was trying to do the Alpha hunt method in Wild Zone 20 (the 6-spawn glitch thingy) and it took a while for an Alpha to be Shiny, but I finally succeeded with a Shiny Alpha Chandelure!
I *did* also get these Shiny starters during the process!
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
My big haul after getting the Shiny Charm!
I was trying to do the Alpha hunt method in Wild Zone 20 (the 6-spawn glitch thingy) and it took a while for an Alpha to be Shiny, but I finally succeeded with a Shiny Alpha Chandelure!
I *did* also get these Shiny starters during the process!
I was trying to do the Alpha hunt method in Wild Zone 20 (the 6-spawn glitch thingy) and it took a while for an Alpha to be Shiny, but I finally succeeded with a Shiny Alpha Chandelure!
I *did* also get these Shiny starters during the process!
I’m sorry but I had to take this opportunity
It’s too perfect
It’s too perfect
November 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I’m sorry but I had to take this opportunity
It’s too perfect
It’s too perfect
Happy Jellyfish Day! As an Idol, Marie sometimes attracts unwanted attention. She will often use her shapeshifting to blend in during shopping trips, disguising herself as a jellyfish to avoid the paparazzi. It’s been a while since I’ve drawn her jellyfish form!
November 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Happy Jellyfish Day! As an Idol, Marie sometimes attracts unwanted attention. She will often use her shapeshifting to blend in during shopping trips, disguising herself as a jellyfish to avoid the paparazzi. It’s been a while since I’ve drawn her jellyfish form!
So I *finally* got the Shiny Charm tonight!
Grinding 1,000 battles was a PAIN but at least it’s done now haha
Grinding 1,000 battles was a PAIN but at least it’s done now haha
November 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
So I *finally* got the Shiny Charm tonight!
Grinding 1,000 battles was a PAIN but at least it’s done now haha
Grinding 1,000 battles was a PAIN but at least it’s done now haha
Daylight Saving Time can be a little strange. You lose an hour in the Spring and gain an hour in the Fall. Sounds bizarre, right? Hope is also very confused about it!
November 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Daylight Saving Time can be a little strange. You lose an hour in the Spring and gain an hour in the Fall. Sounds bizarre, right? Hope is also very confused about it!
Also, Palette 23 seems absolutely perfect for Fomantis!
November 1, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Also, Palette 23 seems absolutely perfect for Fomantis!