kimbi
@kimbikat.bsky.social
mischievous and whimsical cyber gremlin
24🇦🇺she/her🏳️🌈 18+
there will be SWEARS and BOOBS
24🇦🇺she/her🏳️🌈 18+
there will be SWEARS and BOOBS
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I’m so tired of the mainstream media misreporting easily verifiable facts, I’m not 76 years old!!!
April 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’m so tired of the mainstream media misreporting easily verifiable facts, I’m not 76 years old!!!
good evening sluts
the rest of u, hi i guess
the rest of u, hi i guess
April 20, 2025 at 9:07 AM
good evening sluts
the rest of u, hi i guess
the rest of u, hi i guess
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Funniest thing I've seen in a hot minute
April 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Funniest thing I've seen in a hot minute
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president tweeted "no hot dog" and i lost $5 trillion dollars but today he tweet "hot dog back" and i got 5 trillion hot dog
April 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
president tweeted "no hot dog" and i lost $5 trillion dollars but today he tweet "hot dog back" and i got 5 trillion hot dog
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gonna do an inverse goatse where i shove my butt cheeks into my ass hole
April 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
gonna do an inverse goatse where i shove my butt cheeks into my ass hole
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The male loneliness epidemic will be solved when we suck each other off after a 12 hour day in the agricultural forced labor camps 😃
April 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The male loneliness epidemic will be solved when we suck each other off after a 12 hour day in the agricultural forced labor camps 😃
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the feminine urge to release a gut-wretching scream from the depths of your soul 💓
April 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
the feminine urge to release a gut-wretching scream from the depths of your soul 💓
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alright who put all this poop in my butt
April 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
alright who put all this poop in my butt
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everyone should take out all of their stocks and go to the bank and take out all of your money tomorrow
April 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
everyone should take out all of their stocks and go to the bank and take out all of your money tomorrow
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Have you seen the markets? They crashed the Dow. It literally tanked Heebee. It brought down the TOPIX with banks. It's literally hitting the Russell. It probably tanks the Hang Seng. Dude he crashed the Gumpy. It's hitting the Kospi original. It's reached the Poob.
April 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Have you seen the markets? They crashed the Dow. It literally tanked Heebee. It brought down the TOPIX with banks. It's literally hitting the Russell. It probably tanks the Hang Seng. Dude he crashed the Gumpy. It's hitting the Kospi original. It's reached the Poob.
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Dead internet theory is when you post dick and balls and nobody even has the courtesy to ask if they can bounce respectfully on it
April 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Dead internet theory is when you post dick and balls and nobody even has the courtesy to ask if they can bounce respectfully on it
doing kegels to the rhythm of pink pony club
March 31, 2025 at 9:35 AM
doing kegels to the rhythm of pink pony club
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why don't you come over here and say that shit right into my asshole
March 31, 2025 at 9:08 AM
why don't you come over here and say that shit right into my asshole
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starting a cult where everyone has to think for themselves
feels like all the good cult ideas have been done already. haven't heard of a new innovation in cult ideas in a while
March 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
starting a cult where everyone has to think for themselves
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being a man is really hard cuz wym go checc what was that noise. Bruh I’m scared too
a man is praying with his hands folded in front of his face .
ALT: a man is praying with his hands folded in front of his face .
media.tenor.com
March 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
being a man is really hard cuz wym go checc what was that noise. Bruh I’m scared too
HELLOOOO OBAMA @barackobama.bsky.social
March 26, 2025 at 9:05 AM
HELLOOOO OBAMA @barackobama.bsky.social
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nice pussy bro, where’d you get it? the nice pussy store? and where is the nice pussy store? ok thank you. do you know if they take united?
March 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
nice pussy bro, where’d you get it? the nice pussy store? and where is the nice pussy store? ok thank you. do you know if they take united?
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I threw a boomerang fifteen years ago and have lived every day since in fear
March 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I threw a boomerang fifteen years ago and have lived every day since in fear
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doing my morning doodling
March 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
doing my morning doodling
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Nuclear war with China will not be planned in a secret bunker under the pentagon, but on a Snapchat group chat with like 50 Chinese spies all pretending to be Pete Hegseth
March 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Nuclear war with China will not be planned in a secret bunker under the pentagon, but on a Snapchat group chat with like 50 Chinese spies all pretending to be Pete Hegseth
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nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario
March 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario