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Kimber Agonistes
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PLEASE TAKE A SEAT. THE ABYSS WILL SEE YOU SHORTLY.
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Hello. May we have a word with you?
Two Shetland ponies wearing Fair Isle sweaters. Two extremely fair-skinned, shirtless young men wearing Fair Isle pants, dickies, and hats. Steeking was probably involved. Ahem.
November 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Hey now.
Two Shetland ponies wearing Fair Isle sweaters.
November 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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“Stop! Stop! He’s already dead!” from The Simpsons.
November 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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The Simpsons did it first
October 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Duke Crocker on Haven. They turned his redemption arc into a fucking möbius strip.
Eric Balfour as the character Duke Crocker in the TV show Haven.
October 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Thanks for letting me know. I wasn’t super worried about getting mad cow disease after all these years, but it’s good to know we’re not at risk anymore.
A room splattered with an alarming quantity of blood.
October 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Oh hell now I have THAT tune stuck in my head.
Iconic image from The Exorcist: Silhouette of a man, sanctioned to kick some demonic ass, standing in the mist under a streetlight. Now you have the tune stuck in your head too.
October 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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New ICE propaganda just dropped:
Poster for the 1988 B-movie Hell Comes to Frogtown, starring Rowdy Roddy Piper and Sandahl Bergman. Image: In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, an armed couple and a shackled woman face off against menacing human-sized frogs. Text at the bottom of the poster reads: “A new breed of enemy has taken over the world… Sam Hell has come to take it back.”
October 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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A silhouetted, spooky, witchy-looking figure seated on the bank of a sepia-toned fog-shrouded river or swamp, captioned “Be the reason why the lights flicker when you enter a room.”
October 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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post something random or have an awful October
A large herd of deer on one side of a fence and a small white dog on the other side of the fence.
September 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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I wouldn’t say this completely makes up for an absolutely miserable weather day, but it helps.
An uncommonly bright double rainbow in Arizona.
September 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Inside you are two wolves
Mr. Rogers and Daniel the tiger.
September 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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KD the Wonder Dog
KD, an Australian Cattle Dog, grins at the camera because she just got done sassing the photographer.
September 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Weirdass horizontal rainbow
August 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Judged, and definitely found wanting.
A cattle dog glares at the person who put a stupid Santa hat on her.
June 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Felicia Jollygoodfellow lip synchs opera atop the tour bus Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.
June 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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“The average American has 3 friends, but has demand for 15.”
Sally Field as Sybil.
May 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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He deserves a *what*, Megyn?
Luigi Mangione with a “He deserves a what? Tell me more” expression on his face.
April 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Don’t forget that the switchboard operator was probably listening in too, Gramps.
Lily Tomlin as Ernestine the operator.
March 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Me in the national security team group chat
Arte Johnson’s character Wolfgang, from the tv show Laugh-In. His catchphrase was “Verrrry interesting.”
March 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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The “Stop! Stop! He’s already dead!” Simpsons meme.
March 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Hitler in a Volkswagen. The development of “the people’s car” was one of Hitler’s pet projects.
March 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Jeff Goldblum in Buckaroo Banzai.
March 11, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Graphic from AccuWeather titled “The color of a meteor depends on its chemical composition.” Red: Nitrogen/Oxygen. Gold: Iron. Purple: Calcium. Orange: Sodium. Blue: Magnesium.
March 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM