impish cüntress
@kiah.bsky.social
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its about that time for things to stop happening
July 19, 2024 at 11:26 PM
its about that time for things to stop happening
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The computers are right to give up on us
July 19, 2024 at 10:36 PM
The computers are right to give up on us
give him a popsicle and pay very close attention..
July 19, 2024 at 11:12 PM
give him a popsicle and pay very close attention..
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shooting myself in the ass.
July 19, 2024 at 12:49 AM
shooting myself in the ass.
what if the spaghetti noodle is made an entirely different way than we think..
July 19, 2024 at 10:06 PM
what if the spaghetti noodle is made an entirely different way than we think..
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in ohio if you admit that you have read an entire book, half of the people will try to elect you to be a leader and the other half will try to set you on fire. but if you can evade them for 12 hours they'll forget. its like the police stars on Grand Theft Auto
July 19, 2024 at 9:22 PM
in ohio if you admit that you have read an entire book, half of the people will try to elect you to be a leader and the other half will try to set you on fire. but if you can evade them for 12 hours they'll forget. its like the police stars on Grand Theft Auto
maybe just a little chomp on the leg
July 19, 2024 at 9:56 PM
maybe just a little chomp on the leg
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scampering about the woods for twigs and sticks to start a fire then dude told me to get off his property, ugly sticks anyway.
July 19, 2024 at 9:34 PM
scampering about the woods for twigs and sticks to start a fire then dude told me to get off his property, ugly sticks anyway.
ive quite frankly gotten used to every genre of strange and unusual occurrence
July 19, 2024 at 8:35 PM
ive quite frankly gotten used to every genre of strange and unusual occurrence
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they should write a song about an electric feel
July 18, 2024 at 5:18 AM
they should write a song about an electric feel
hear that? im whistlin u over like a good dog, commear boy xkissykissxx
July 19, 2024 at 7:26 PM
hear that? im whistlin u over like a good dog, commear boy xkissykissxx
sry cant chill a witch cast a spell on me and now i cant stop layin phat eggs
July 19, 2024 at 7:19 PM
sry cant chill a witch cast a spell on me and now i cant stop layin phat eggs
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they don’t even have eric andre harassing people at the rnc any more
July 17, 2024 at 8:10 PM
they don’t even have eric andre harassing people at the rnc any more
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telling everyone at the psych ward I’m a bluesky elder
July 18, 2024 at 3:59 PM
telling everyone at the psych ward I’m a bluesky elder
bein a cunt aint easy
July 19, 2024 at 6:05 PM
bein a cunt aint easy
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how is everyone? jk I don't give a FUCK
July 18, 2024 at 1:27 AM
how is everyone? jk I don't give a FUCK
tellin my boss she should be nicer to me cause if she even cared to check i now have 0 outstanding warrants and only one new charge (jaywalking)
July 19, 2024 at 6:03 PM
tellin my boss she should be nicer to me cause if she even cared to check i now have 0 outstanding warrants and only one new charge (jaywalking)
the only 'morally wrong' i do now is steal from walmart and flash my tits on accident cause im a complete imp while under the influence.
July 19, 2024 at 5:52 PM
the only 'morally wrong' i do now is steal from walmart and flash my tits on accident cause im a complete imp while under the influence.
no pamphlets pls i already know everything
July 19, 2024 at 5:41 PM
no pamphlets pls i already know everything
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parasocial activity
July 19, 2024 at 4:17 AM
parasocial activity
speaking to my boss in the mickey mouse voice as a way of making her hate and avoid me forever
July 19, 2024 at 5:37 PM
speaking to my boss in the mickey mouse voice as a way of making her hate and avoid me forever
im scared of horny 21 year olds
July 19, 2024 at 5:18 PM
im scared of horny 21 year olds
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there should be more forces beyond my control
July 19, 2024 at 1:18 PM
there should be more forces beyond my control