Krista
khvinocur.bsky.social
Krista
@khvinocur.bsky.social
Gay lady married to a gay lady in Western Massachusetts with our kids and pets. I'm a cliché and I love it.
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Like the bible says: live by the sword, no worries
January 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Everything is awful!

*But it would be worse if I relapsed.*

This is my thought for the day, you can have it as yours for FREE if that's helpful to you.
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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I think we all have to ask ourselves what we would do if Zohran left his wife to be with Olivia Nuzzi. I would learn the clarinet - I feel like that instrument would be able to express what I felt
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Sounds about reich
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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No it doesn’t! Go away!
November 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I want to engrave this on everyone’s brain
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
October 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Are you Hatian?
October 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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he also said that 80% of antifa's members are landlords and if you lower the cost of housing, you basically starve the network of its financing
October 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Here’s the thing I wish everyone could hold in their minds about writers—we love em dashes. We use em dashes. We are humans and not AI. We will not be deleting our em dashes just because AI uses them too. We were here first. You can pry my em dashes from my cold dead hands. F*ck AI.
October 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Thank God the Supreme Court gave the president's secret police the right to profile and detain anyone based on any immutable characteristic today, knowing the president himself will never reveal himself to be writing Zodiackian poems and pervert kiddie sketches to a world-historic pedophile.
September 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Yep, we went woke in 1949 when we made the Department of Defense.
Trump: "We decided to go woke and we changed the name to Department of Defense. So we're going to Department of War ... I think it's a much more appropriate name especially in light of where the world is right now."
September 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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don’t forget to subtract the job of whoever compiled this report
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Sep 5
The U.S. job market showed more signs of weakness Friday, as the Labor Department reported just 22,000 jobs added last month. Revised figures show the economy lost jobs in June, and the unemployment rate inched up to 4.3%.
The U.S. added only 22,000 jobs last month, showing cracks in the labor market
The U.S. job market showed more signs of weakness Friday, as the Labor Department reported just 22,000 jobs added last month. Revised figures show the economy lost jobs in June, and the unemployment rate inched up to 4.3%.
n.pr
September 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Doomers: The 2026 election doesn't matter, Republicans are just going to rig the whole thing anyway

Various red state republican incumbents: I'm just going to quit now because if I run in 2026 I'm going to get absolutely killed
REPUBLICAN US SENATOR ERNST WON'T SEEK REELECTION IN 2026 - REPORTS
August 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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lol he brought back the pandemic
Kansas City: COVID-19 outbreak forces metro school to close until next week fox4kc.com/news/covid-1...
fox4kc.com
August 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I would simply not have voted to confirm the guy who hauled a bear carcass down from upstate New York and left it in Central Park.
August 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Mine: Some animals you think of as herbivores are actually opportunistic omnivores and will eat other animals sometimes. It totally changed my world view to learn that DEER (sweet, innocent, leaf-eating, doe-eyed little deer) will eat meat!
August 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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I dare you to go to Annunciation School and tell our grieving community, in effect, guns don’t kill kids, antidepressants do.

Just shut up. Stop peddling bullshit. You should be fired.
RFK Jr on the mass shooting in Minnesota: "We're launching studies on the potential contribution of some of the SSRI drugs and some of the other psychiatric drugs that might be contributing to violence."
August 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM