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Is there anything better than post gym and shower, clean sheets, and a glass of wine
a woman in a white dress is standing with her arms outstretched in front of a field .
ALT: a woman in a white dress is standing with her arms outstretched in front of a field .
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March 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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The word “billionaire” and “preacher” should not be in the same sentence
January 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Look, do I buy myself lots of little treats? Yes. Do I deserve them for putting up with me every day? Also a big yes.
February 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Doechiii is so talented it’s crazy
February 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
First of all, what the fuck was that January
February 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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January 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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WHO DID THIS!
January 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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The apple doesn't fall far from the tree! 😍
January 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Whenever I start to feel anxious I immediately have another coffee and scroll through the worst news imaginable on my phone and omg it does not help at all
January 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I swear I'm not a messy eater and I rarely wear white... but EVERY TIME I WEAR WHITE I am given hot sauce or tomato sauce, and WITHOUT FAIL I get a teeny tiny drop on me 😭
January 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I would love to see any politician state an attainable, doable goal in their campaign and then enact plans to accomplish said goal in 30 days.

Tired of hoping an elected official accomplishes 1/25 promised things and usually not even in their first term
Curious what everyone thinks is the best way to have a positive or any impact on the country, during the first 30 days of the new administration.
January 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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January 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Accountability is so important to me. Nobody is perfect, but ain’t no way you about to convince me that my reaction to your actions is the problem.
January 19, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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she truly is an angel
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January 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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The same dudes who fetishize the supposed lost strength and competence of their forefathers want computers to write their emails for them.
January 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
How tf did it jump so much in 24 hours?????
January 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The word “billionaire” and “preacher” should not be in the same sentence
January 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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January 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Trying to decide where to go after the TikTok ban
January 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Never mind TikTok. Can we ban Linkedln.
January 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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I have an extremely loose theory that part of the success of SQUID GAME and SHOGUN is that by using subtitles they actually demanded that the audience pay attention in an age of distraction and TV shows made for people half-watching
January 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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I be so offended when people assume I would care about their business.
January 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM