Moo Deng got to spend time in her private jacuzzi this past weekend~🛀
[Cr. moodeng_thaihippo on Instagram]

If everyone has TSA PRE, effectively no benefit when there are not enough checkpoints and personnel available.

After eating pescatarian for 10ish years, and watching an episode of Hot Ones last night, I had a dream that I was eating actual chicken wings. Unabashedly. Not sure how to feel about that.

Finale Day.

film still #66
Adam with balloons.
#severance

Protect your peace.

Frying two eggs for breakfast feels very decadent right now.

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

I guess I’m only shopping at Costco now, which is fine. I needed a 300-pack of Twizzlers anyway.

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Today was the weirdest Monday that was actually a Thursday, ever.

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
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Headed back to work after nearly a full week off is the /worst./

All it took was one RT from @tvaziri.com and I saw numbers that a small fry account like me never sees...
#MyBigTweet

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